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jps922

29 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:07pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Manners are important; be respectful. Be your true self. Life is too short to take it too seriously.

That being said, I'd like to think I've got myself a pretty level head, a pretty slick sense of humor, and a solid grasp of traits that I find attractive (and not attractive) in people. I love all things/people witty and clever. I appreciate it when people can hold a conversation, but have some fun with it.

I joke around 95% of the time, but I'm serious when I need to be, you dumb skanks.

I do enjoy most outdoor activities (swimming, hiking, showshoeing, volleyball, tennis, etc.) but I've got a pretty hefty nerdy side as well. Video games, Board/Card games (the more complex, the better), word puzzles, etc.

My top 3 most listened to songs on iTunes:
1.) He Came to Meet Me - Hem
2.) Cosmic Love - Florence + the Machine
3.) Goodnight - Melody Gardot
(95% of my musical collection is music lesbians would probably listen to)
What I’m doing with my life
I've got a pretty satisfying career working as a data analyst in state government (if that's not the sexiest thing you've ever heard, you've got a problem).
I’m really good at
Getting your mom to love me. Clever banter. And drinking IPAs. (possibly all at once)
The first things people usually notice about me
My elbows.

Or my eyes. Just wanted to throw something different out there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, and Game of Thrones.

Music: Robyn, Hem, Dragonette, Lucius, Janelle Monae, Neko Case, Marina and the Diamonds, Haim, Jesca Hoop, just to name a few.

Books: Freedom (by Jonathan Franzen); Middlesex (Eugenides); Bossypants (Fey); The Alchemist (Coehlo); Cosmos (Sagan); Five Quarters of the Orange (Harris); Sabriel (Nix); Guns, Germs, and Steel (Diamond).

I'm morally opposed to tomatoes, olives, and mushrooms. Otherwise, I'll eat almost anything. I also love a good microbrew (the hoppier, the better)
The six things I could never do without
Coffee
Board Games
Music (either the ability to play, or listen to (or both))
A good book/newspaper
Imagination
A clever and witty sense of humor
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am simultaneously fascinated and terrified by outer space. Thinking about it makes me tingly in all the wrong (right?) places.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating