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48 Baton Rouge, LA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–72
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I look at this and think, "I should change some of it" but then I read it all again and though there are bits and pieces that might not be completely "right", the whole thing is undoubtedly ME. So nyah.

Perhaps I'm not updating, what to remove, what to keep? I don't know what to change, more ellipses maybe? I'm kinda-sorta-not really but exactly this same person with a bit less salt, a bit more paprika and a lot more ... "I-don't-know-what". Eventually I'll update this or I won't or I'll just delete it.

I think geography and okcupid are at odds for me. Bleh.

Yes that's me in the hat, yes it was intentional, yes I bought it, yes I am just THAT whimsical.

Yes, those are my sunglasses too and admit it, you know I look good in them. Heh.

Ah yes, the good old self-summary that everyone hates writing . . . yes, I'm no different. How to sum myself up for you?

I'm a riddle, wrapped in a conundrum, and topped with a soupcon of sarcasm. There's probably a sprinkling of cynicism tempered with optimism in that mix as well.

I'm a writer, a friend who's always there, a connoisseur of all things boardgame, videogame, music, movies, food and anything else that grabs my attention and worries it like a dog with a bone.

Tags, tags, tags . . . hmm.


Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand


If I leave here tomorrow, will you still remember me

One more because I just can't resist.

I love the way you move

Okay two.

It's a secret, ask if you wanna know.

Stop snickering you pervs!

Oh what the hell, what's one more between friends, right? Right!



Don't laugh, I went and saw Romeo and Juliet at the New Orleans Opera and it was amazing! Wicked too ... wow, just wow!

(Also the deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say.)

I am Chartreuse, BAMF, a Toys 'R' Us kid, and a EBIL dayglo lizard
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing detestable poetry and hideous dreck that I call fiction. If you'd like to read either one, there's a smattering in my journal or you can message me and I'll send you to my deviantart page for the poetry. Nanowrimo this year, I shall start November 1st and I shall finish! It will happen! (Yeah, yeah . . . it didn't happen. Don't rub it in. Sheesh.)

I stole this from the lovely and witty RachieCupcake with her kind permission. ;)

"* I wish life was all Bruce Willis action, Drew Barrymore romance, and Ben Stiller comedy. But the reality is that it's all Bruce Willis romance [love is in danger, dies, or ends], Ben Stiller action [every day awkward situations], and Drew Barrymore comedy. But that's also the humor in life, I guess?"

Looking for more friends. :)

As quoted by the following:

Close friends contribute to our personal growth. They also contribute to our personal pleasure, making the music sound sweeter, the wine taste richer, the laughter ring louder because they are there. - Judith Viorst, Necessary Losses.

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics.

I have the greatest friends in the world. - Yours truly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
AHA! I believe that, no not that bit about the children being the future ... please it sounds like a bad song lyric, a good PB&J sammich is a work of art. I am a damned artist too. My PB&J's are not to be underestimated!

Well, according to my friends . . . the aforementioned poetry and fiction I'm supposedly good at but I have my doubts.

Ah, I do have one gift. I can make anything, no matter how innocent or innocuous . . . sound completely, totally filthy and nasty. It's a gift or a curse, take your pick. My close friends love me for this. Heh.

I have a very trivial mind. I was once accused of memorizing the answers to the original blue box Trivial Pursuit. As if. I do tend to be reasonably decent at trivia, I chalk it up to having a mind that just sucks in little, silly details and for whatever reason, won't let them go.

Blatantly stolen from someone else's profile: spilling spaghetti sauce on whatever I'm wearing. It doesn't matter how careful I am, it's getting on my shirt at the very least.

(Don't let him kid you, he's an awesome writer.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is a snippet from a recent chat with my favorite zombie. ;)

"There are not enough gentlemen in this world . . . you have an old air about you, not old people but gentlemanly air, like Clark Gable."

"And I totally dig it."

I have also been most recently described as a "demented Eddie Izzard" ... and I'm honestly not sure how to take that. Heh.

(Some people also think I'm kinda cute, very nice, and really fun to spend time with.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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If I tried listing all these, which I did once before, we'd be here all day. :)

I love to read, it's one of my true pleasures. My tastes run the gamut from Stephen King to Diana Gabaldon, Laurell Hamilton to Anne Rice and many, MANY more. Yes, I've read the Harry Potter series and the Twilight series both. I think I'm one of three people in the world that have never read any Gaiman . . . I suppose that will be rectified one day in the near future. Or will it? I did read Invisible Monsters by Palahniuk and am now reluctant to read any of his other works. I don't see the allure but I suppose I'll try a couple more and see. It wasn't because of the violence or anything like that, I just found it . . . lacking.

I own and enjoy FAR too many movies, really . . . WAY TOO many. A few favorites; Blazing Saddles, The Dark Knight, Dodgeball, lots of horror movies especially the old Hammer films from back in the day, many others too numerous to list. :D

Music is important to me . . . read this and see. :)

"Music is the heartbeat, the lifeblood that drives us all. It moves us in every way and takes us to incredible heights that we otherwise would have never known. A pulse that, once given, will never die and never falter while love seeks ever outward, striving to complete that which the music has given life to." - Yours truly

Wicked was AWESOME! I want to see it again and again and ... well, you get the idea.

Okay, I'm on as Kenweir.

To be fair, I rarely login to, so my music list isn't very complete. Don't take it as the be-all, end-all of my musical leanings.

I love food, cooking it, eating it . . . I'm there! Steak, spaghetti, ice cream, broccoli, pizza, cake. Thai, Mexican, Chinese, Italian, Vietnamese . . . the list goes on! ;)

I tried sushi, finally. It wasn't "OMFGWTFBBQCHEEZAWESOME" but it didn't make me retch uncontrollably either.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Trying to think of six NEW things since evidently the previous six were incredibly cheesy, not funny and not indicative of someone my age.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, nothing, anything in between.

My mind bounces from thought to thought with the speed of a tornado on amphetamines . . . or as is more commonly said, "I have the attention span of a ferret on crystal meth so whe . . . oooh shiny!" *runs off*

If bears have kinky sex in the woods and nobody's around to hear them . . . do they use a safe word? Or would that be a safe growl? Hmmm.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I enjoy: skinny skiing . . . going to bullfights on acid . . .

Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies. On that note; tomorrow night, 2am, usual place, bring 3 shovels and wear something that you won't mind throwing away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really a 7-eyed alien from Yargulex but I only appear in my true form on the 37th Tuesday in a leap year, while standing in a swamp, wearing purple-glitter glasses (yes, 3.5 pairs) and orange reeboks.

Chocolate doughnuts are my kryptonite, I keep them around just to prove to myself that it takes more than a day to empty a bag.

I'm an incorrigible flirt, married, male, female . . . doesn't matter, I flirt with everyone. :D

That's all you're going to see of my privates right now. ;)
You should message me if
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There is no if, message me. :)

I like making friends, age doesn't matter, nor does it matter who or where they are.

Physical attraction is one thing ... being mentally attracted to someone, well that's a whole 'nother ball of wax, isn't it?