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34 M Maryland Heights, MO

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I manage a team of Business Analysts that design new applications and implement new business for a local managed care company. I like to try new restaurants, ride the Katy Trail, and go out and have a drink with friends. I'm in graduate school at UMSL for information systems and business intelligence.

My optimal search includes someone who is ambitious, likes to have company, enjoys dressing up for a show, and has big goals for their life.

But that's not all:
What I’m doing with my life
I'm also a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, and I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed; and I cook Thirty-Minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, and I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine, and have won weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day; and I still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week, and when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.

I breed prize winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
I’m really good at
translating lofty ideas into various computer languages, writing, collecting strange things, and policy debates.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that I always show up well-dressed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ishmael by Daniel Quinn.
House of Cards on Netflix.
Everything from pharcyde to radiohead to Chopin.
I like doing something interesting or different going out for dinner (outside the normal Americana).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my list of un-answerable questions, everything else comes down to objectivism. I'm also consistently amazed that everyone in my feed is in Chicago.
On a typical Friday night I am
sitting around watching something funny or out with friends. Maybe hanging out in my velvet slippers. If velvet slippers bother you it's just a head's up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I am willing to lie about where we met. I'm a MNMLST, you'll be shocked.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you let people merge on the highway.