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26 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:00pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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originally from the Midwest, my blood is type A and I'm possibly allergic to amoxicillin
What I’m doing with my life
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trying to enjoy it as much as possible before it ends
I’m really good at
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reading your unconscious thoughts and feelings
The first things people usually notice about me
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A father and his son are in a car accident. The father is killed immediately and the son is taken to the hospital. The surgeon looks down at the boy and says "I can't operate on him, he's my son!" How is this possible?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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race/gender/class, psychoanalysis, politics, economics

Anchorman, Thank You for Smoking, The Cosmos, anything done by Laika

Rihanna, Alanis Morissette, Marvin Gaye, Rolling Stones, Calvin Harris
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
eudaimonia, hedonia, my mom, my faith in God, the omniscient creator-deity, satire, and beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how human behavior is still often controlled by very primitive biological mechanisms

for example, taller people (women 5' 8"+ and men 6' 0" +) are often more likely to be chosen for a job position than their shorter counterparts -- especially leadership roles (I bet your manager is tall)

they also have an advantage when it comes to mate selection -- especially tall men (I bet you're more attracted to tall men)

this is because when humans lived in caves and ate their own shit, which was about 200,000 years ago, they resolved conflict primarily through violence and so height and physical stature conferred enormous advantage

I guess we still often resolve conflicts through violence (hmm...) but we also have language now, so now we can have debates and appeal to reason, thus you would think the importance we place on height would diminish, but this is not the case...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hustling and/or thinking about the cosmos
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm disease free and I enjoy cuddling
You should message me if
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you're smart and ambitious