Hey I'm Jared, I like to debate, play tennis, fence, and enjoy
having deep discussions about anything really. People see me as
laid back as well; I guess you could say I'm a mix of different
elements. I'm also pretty friendly and easy to get along with. I'm
a chess-ophile, I'm into reading and staying informed about current
events and politics as well; it really aids one's perspective on
things and keeps one's mind active and alert. ALSO, I was given the
"the that's what she said" superlative in high school, a rather
large honor (that's what she said).
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I am a Philosophy and Psychology major at The College of
New Jersey. Thinking of going to law school after undergrad.
I’m really good at
I've played a lot of tennis, and am glad with how my skills and
techniques are developing. I'm a very experienced chess player as
well. I'd be happy to teach you if you need pointers and want to
learn more :) If you want to teach me anything as well, I'd be open
to it too. I've also been playing viola for about 10 years, fenced
for about 4, and I'm a pretty seasoned debater; I'm on my college
team. I fancy discussions about any and all things.
I work out fairly often. It makes me feel very heathy, alert, and
calm. I usually do push ups, planks, hand grips, benching, and
curls. I always try to hone my skills the best I can in whatever I
The first things people usually notice about me
my approachability, friendliness, trustworthiness, and humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The
Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Catcher In The Rye, The Chosen, On
Writing, Watchmen, The Kite Runner, Walden, Founding Brothers, A
Farewell to Arms, Game Change
The Beatles, David Bowie Eric Clapton ,The Police, Stevie Ray
Vaughn, Queen, Billy Joel, Matisyahu, Radiohead, Neil Young, Deep
Purple, John Lennon, Carlos Santana, The Rolling Stones, U2, The
Clash, New Order, And Various Classical Pieces
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Scrubs, Futurama, Flight of the
Conchords, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, The Simpsons, Colbert Report,
South Park, Robot Chicken, The Legend of Neil, Seinfeld, The Daily
Hot Fuzz, Spaceballs, Lord of the Rings Series, 300, Monty Python
and the Meaning of Life, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Borat,
Harold & Maude, Harold & Kumar, Star Wars, Batman: The Dark
Knight, Big Fish, Die Hard, I Love You Man, Forgetting Sarah
Marshall, Up In The Air, Slumdog Millionare
I really love cheese, especially Australian/New Zealand cheddar or
Halloumi (if you've never tried or heard of them, they're
orgasmic). I love having eggs usually every morning, bagels and
lox, well made burritos and quesadillas aren't too bad either, and
I usually enjoy deli.
The six things I could never do without
4. A Computer
6. Genuine conversations
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Logic, human nature, humor, psychological forces, philosophy, world
events, politics, and anything else that's interesting and
stimulating in general.
On a typical Friday night I am
chilling out with some buddies, enjoying life, going to a party,
saying that's what she said, sampling cheese, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well....I met Jon Corzine.
You should message me if
you know what you want, you're looking for something meaningful,
and you want to get together in person. I appreciate people who are
calm, centered, direct, and mature.