I'm quite proud of the divot I've created in my couch cushion over the years. It's the upside to being unmotivated.
I hate my job! So If you would be willing to take care of me so I can quit and start working on a new divot in your couch cushion, then I'm your girl!
I'm exceptionally boring. I really wanted to change this but after 40+years I've decided to just embrace it.
I weighed my emotional baggage last night and I'm up to 937lbs. My goal is to break a ton before the end of the summer. Would you like to carry it for me?
What do I want out of relationship? I've picked out my wedding dress and names for our 2.5 children. Now I just need someone to pop the question.
And my best quality in my humble opinion..... My incredibly sexy bedhead. Oh, and I have absolutely no sense of humor.
If this is the girl you're looking for, don't contact me! You don't know a joke when you read one.