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29 / M / Straight / Single

Olympia, Washington

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Political / Government
Income
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I was born in a hospital that looks like an octopus (or a squid--I can never remember the difference). I grew up with an average amount of dogs, an above average amount of siblings, and a below average number of Ninja Turtles. Most of my childhood was spent in my favorite My Little Pony pajamas, including the time I put peanut butter in my family’s VCR yelling, “Friendship is magic!”

I was a handful.

Upon graduating college, I left my hometown for graduate school, vowing never to return.

Then, I returned to my hometown. Now, I vow to never to trip over a pot of leprechaun gold, just in case.

I have both a master’s degree and a law degree. I have both a master’s degree and a law degree. Currently, I work for the government, and also work part-time as a content writer.

My most recent idea is to start a law firm that represents robots. And then wait.

In my spare time, I like to read crazy-good books, watch amazing television, write, and be outside. I exercise 4-5 times a week, but pride myself on not being a meathead.

Even though you may not get this impression from my profile, I am a reserved and thoughtful person. I prefer listening to speaking, but if it’s something I’m passionate about, I will talk your ear off. I am allergic to pretentiousness, and tend to use my wit to call people on it. Friends and family know they can rely on me, and I’m the first person they come to when they need help with a problem (and not just because I’ve seen heaps of Law and Order).

I just moved to the area. I spent the last year in Federal Way taking care of my grandparents, but have now moved to Olympia for work.

I want to get better at writing for my stories and scripts. One day, I want to open an academy that allows kids to workout/train for sports and also get tutoring help with homework and SAT prep.

Enough about me, what about you?
I’m really good at
Falling over while putting on socks.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm really honest and genuine, that I'm a little bit quiet. That I'm on the ground and sock-less.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV shows: Doctor Who, IT Crowd, Firefly, Black Books, Psych, Supernatural, Torchwood, The Daily Show, Episodes, Battlestar Galactica, Sherlock, Spooks, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Buffy, Peep Show, Fringe, Misfits, West Wing.

Books/Authors- Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I Am Legend, Neil Gaiman

Movies- Shawshank Redemption, Secondhand Lions, Everything is Illuminated, Up, Wall-e, Kick-Ass, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Serenity.

Music- Say Anything, Broken Bells, Bloc Party, The Antlers, Edward Sharpe & The Electric Zeros, Brand New, Matt & Kim, Rise Against, Bear McCreary, Murray Gold.
The six things I could never do without
1. Time machines
2. A towel
3. Four chocolate chip cookies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1. Why does Cocoa Butter not taste as delicious as its name implies?

2. What if microwaves are sentient, and instead of revolting, they just never cook food to the right temperature, just to mess with us?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I run Sir Francis Bacon's tumblr (not joking).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You're intelligent, mature, and enjoy learning new things. You are funny and have a good sense of humor. You are confident, yet kind, to everyone around you. You want to tell me something amazing. You have a time machine or four chocolate chip cookies.