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jschu022

38 M Delray Beach, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
One fact about me is that I suck at self-promotion. That means I find it incredibly difficult to not feel like an ass filling these things out, but I'll do my best. You've been warned though.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an active participant. I feed me, bathe me, clothe me. Occasionally even play with me.
I’m really good at
Making sarcastic comments. And getting speeding tickets.

On a serious note, I'm a very good listener.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sarcasm. And my eyes I think. Or maybe the bulge. I'm not really sure.
The six things I could never do without
Friends and family. I'm a smart ass but I couldn't do without this pretty small group.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to put in boxes like these. No, not really, but it does weight on me a bit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Gettin waaaasted! I'm totally kidding. Just doing things like going out with friends or maybe even staying in. Yeah, prob one those last two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a huge... intellect.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If I've interested you or maybe haven't offended you. I'd like another shot at both.