I just need to say right of the bat that: no I don't wanna meet for sex tonight and no I don't want to be part of a threesome with you and your boyfriend.

That's what it looks like ladies.

Why not just ignore the booty calls and threesome requests? There are quite a few of you that seem fairly adept at ignoring, even the most charming men.

Where was I?

Oh, right.

I need to say first off that the personality section of my profile may be misleading. I'm painted as a narcissistic sex maniac. This is true to a degree, I suppose. But may make people think I'm interested in nothing more than a sexual relationship. This is decidedly untrue. I very much want a healthy long lasting relationship with an equal. It may show I prioritize sex as the most important aspect of a relationship, this isn't necessarily the case. But I feel it's as important as honesty, trust, and dedication.

Back to the sales pitch...

Summarizing oneself is doing a disservice to anyone that hopes to learn about you. If all you can know about me is what I tell you, obviously you'll think I'm amazing...

I'd rather put some of me onto the page, and hope that you see something you like...

Or at least makes you a little bit curious...

I have found that the single life has an elegant simplicity that i have come to really enjoy. I've fallen into sort of a routine though. I think I need a little more chaos.

Not like CHAOS chaos, but a change in routine would be refreshing. I feel like I'm not compelled into spontaneity, and spontaneous me is awesome.

Being single has put some aspects of my life into perspective. And a little perspective goes a long way in this game...

Holding my nose firmly to the grindstone...

Being a father, working, educating myself, picking my socks up off the floor, working out, being hilarious, cooking delicious food, eating delicious food, being a good citizen, creating a little anarchy, learning about wine, feeding homeless people and riding my bike.

There are a couple of other things, but that kinda sums it up...

Sex...

Just kidding...

Not really kidding, but joking.

Also, I can tell a fantastic story. I lie. But never to deceive, only to entertain. I may tell you a great story, none of which is true. But i will always end the story with "... none of that was true..."

Also spelling.

Math too...

Cooking. I'm the kind if guy that can walk into your kitchen, scour the pantry and fridge, then put together something amazing.

If I go to the grocery store, or a farmer's market, I make magic...

I've established and maintained acquaintances with people solely because I admired their kitchens...

I'm getting better though. I don't covet peoples cookware anymore. That's unhealthy.

That I'm hilarious.

Or the beard.

More than likely, it's the beard.

And its going nowhere. If you like a smooth face, moustache is the best I can offer you. I grew the beard because I hated shaving, I kept it because of the sheer awe inspiring magnificence that a great beard carries.

And I can't stand the thought of shaving my upper lip.

I've decided to cheat.

following is a list of all of the songs I've liked on Pandora over the last year...

You have been warned.

Thumbed-up Tracks

Your Song by Elton John
01-17-2013
Give It Away by Red Hot Chili Peppers
01-16-2013
All Mixed Up by 311
01-15-2013
Beer by Reel Big Fish
01-15-2013
Welcome To The New South by Less Than Jake
01-15-2013
For What It's Worth by Buffalo Springfield
01-13-2013
The Science Of Selling Yourself Short by Less Than Jake
01-13-2013
Cold As Ice (Reissued) by Foreigner
01-12-2013
Uptight (Everything's Alright) by Stevie Wonder
01-11-2013
Jerk It Out by Caesars
01-11-2013
I've Got A Woman by Ray Charles
01-09-2013
Eleanor Rigby / Julia (Transition) (Love Version) by The Beatles
01-08-2013
Everything To Everyone by Everclear
01-08-2013
Shake Me Down by Cage The Elephant
01-08-2013
For Once In My Life by Stevie Wonder
01-07-2013
Everything Zen by Bush
01-06-2013
Everlasting Love by Robert Knight
01-06-2013
The Brightest Bulb Has Burned Out / Screws Fall Out by Less Than Jake
01-06-2013
Let Me Ride by Dr. Dre
01-04-2013
Lay Low by Snoop Dogg
01-04-2013
Guilty Conscience by Eminem
01-04-2013
Let's Stay Together by Al Green
01-04-2013
Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours by Stevie Wonder
01-04-2013
You're All I Need To Get By by Marvin Gaye
01-04-2013
No Excuses by Alice In Chains
01-04-2013
Still D.R.E. by Dr. Dre
01-04-2013
Time Of The Season by The Zombies
01-02-2013
Man In The Box by Alice In Chains
01-02-2013
Dashboard by Modest Mouse
01-01-2013
The World Has Turned And Left Me Here by Weezer
12-29-2012
Howlin' For You by The Black Keys
12-29-2012
Alive by Pearl Jam
12-26-2012
Plush by Stone Temple Pilots
12-26-2012
This Old Heart Of Mine (Is Weak For You) by The Isley Brothers
12-26-2012
Superstition by Stevie Wonder
12-24-2012
In-Dependence Day by Less Than Jake
12-23-2012
Oh Me (Live) by Nirvana
12-22-2012
Hey Jude (Love Version) by The Beatles
12-22-2012
Anthem by Blink 182
12-21-2012
No Shelter by Rage Against The Machine
12-20-2012
Higher & Higher by Jackie Wilson
12-19-2012
I Can't Help Myself by The Four Tops
12-19-2012
Come As You Are (Live) by Nirvana
12-19-2012
Back Against The Wall by Cage The Elephant
12-19-2012
Ain't Too Proud To Beg by The Temptations
12-19-2012
Road To Riches by The Notorious B.I.G.
12-17-2012
How's It Going To Be by Third Eye Blind
12-17-2012
Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours [Alternate Mix] by Stevie Wonder
12-16-2012
Put Me Back Together by Weezer
12-16-2012
So Much For The Afterglow by Everclear
12-14-2012
My Name Is Jonas by Weezer
12-14-2012
Never Let You Go by Third Eye Blind
12-14-2012
Father Of Mine by Everclear
12-14-2012
Want You Bad by The Offspring
12-14-2012
Short Skirt/Long Jacket by Cake
12-14-2012
Jambi by Tool
12-14-2012
Nutshell by Alice In Chains
12-14-2012
Normal Like You by Everclear
12-14-2012
Troublemaker by Weezer
12-14-2012
Here It Goes Again by Ok Go
12-14-2012
Beast Of Burden by The Rolling Stones
12-03-2012
Tougher Than It Is by Cake
12-03-2012
All Along The Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix
12-03-2012
Lithium by Nirvana
12-01-2012
Even Flow by Pearl Jam
12-01-2012
Oh! Darling (Remastered) by The Beatles
12-01-2012
Stay Together For The Kids by Blink 182
11-26-2012
Machinehead (Live) by Bush
11-26-2012
Thugz Mansion (feat. Anthony Hamilton) by 2Pac (Tupac)
11-26-2012
Not Afraid by Eminem
11-26-2012
Lover Come Back To Me by Candlebox
11-26-2012
Easy To Crash by Cake
11-19-2012
Shadow On The Sun by Audioslave
11-19-2012
Schism by Tool
11-19-2012
Angry Chair (Live) by Alice In Chains
11-19-2012
Machinehead by Bush
11-19-2012
Bouncing Off The Walls by Sugarcult
11-19-2012
Starlight by Muse
11-16-2012
Sick And Sad by Streetlight Manifesto
11-14-2012
Paradise City by Guns N' Roses
11-08-2012
Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton
11-06-2012
Rocket Man (Live) by Elton John
11-06-2012
All I Want Is More by Reel Big Fish
11-06-2012
Run Right Back by The Black Keys
11-06-2012
My Own Summer (Shove It) by Deftones
11-06-2012
Freedom by Rage Against The Machine
11-06-2012
So Hi So Lo by Matisyahu
11-06-2012
Hey Driver by Lucky Boys Confusion
11-06-2012
Come On Eileen by Save Ferris
11-06-2012
The Joker by Steve Miller Band
11-06-2012
Let It Die by Foo Fighters
11-06-2012
Worker's Song by The Dropkick Murphys
11-06-2012
Hell Looks A Lot Like L.A. by Less Than Jake
11-06-2012
Eleanor Rigby (Remastered) by The Beatles
11-05-2012
Somebody To Love by Queen
11-05-2012
Rocket Man by Elton John
11-03-2012
Hey Jude by The Beatles
11-03-2012
Liquor Store by Less Than Jake
11-03-2012
Save Tonight by Eagle-Eye Cherry
11-03-2012
Swallowed by Bush
11-03-2012
Garden Grove by Sublime
11-03-2012
Why Can't You Be Nicer To Me? by The White Stripes
11-02-2012
The General by Dispatch
11-02-2012
One Love / People Get Ready by Bob Marley
11-02-2012
Bullet With Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins
11-01-2012
Photograph by Weezer
11-01-2012
Someday by The Strokes
10-31-2012
Tighten Up by The Black Keys
10-31-2012
Knock-Down Drag-Out by Weezer
10-31-2012
Every Day Is Exactly The Same by Nine Inch Nails
10-31-2012
Adam's Song by Blink 182
10-30-2012
Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Guns N' Roses
10-30-2012
Zombie by The Cranberries
10-30-2012
No Woman, No Cry by The Fugees
10-30-2012
Mysterious Ways by U2
10-30-2012
Redemption Song (Live) by Bob Marley
10-30-2012
Under Pressure (Live) by Queen
10-30-2012
Hemorrhage by Fuel
10-30-2012
Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd
10-29-2012
I'm Shipping Up To Boston by The Dropkick Murphys
10-29-2012
In The Meantime by Spacehog
10-29-2012
Best Of You (Live) by Foo Fighters
10-29-2012
Stan by Eminem
10-28-2012
This D.J. by Warren G
10-28-2012
Starin' Through My Rear View by 2Pac (Tupac)
10-28-2012
Black by Pearl Jam
10-25-2012
Doin' Time by Sublime
10-25-2012
Walk This Way by Aerosmith
10-25-2012
Let It Be by The Beatles
10-25-2012
Surf Wax America by Weezer
10-25-2012
We're Going To Be Friends by The White Stripes
10-25-2012
No One Knows by Queens Of The Stone Age
10-25-2012
Me Against The World by 2Pac (Tupac)
10-25-2012
The Way I Am by Eminem
10-25-2012
When You Were Young by The Killers
10-25-2012
Landslide by Fleetwood Mac
10-24-2012
Big Empty by Stone Temple Pilots
10-24-2012
Good Thing by Reel Big Fish
10-24-2012
Passenger by Deftones
10-24-2012
Some Might Say by Oasis
10-23-2012
Paint It Black by The Rolling Stones
10-23-2012
Testify by Rage Against The Machine
10-23-2012
Slide Away by Oasis
10-23-2012
All For You by Sister Hazel
10-23-2012
Push by Matchbox Twenty
10-23-2012
Run-around by Blues Traveler
10-23-2012
Sing For The Moment by Eminem
10-23-2012
Smile by Scarface
10-23-2012
Shimmer by Fuel
10-21-2012
Everthing To Everyone by Everclear
10-21-2012
Drain You by Nirvana
10-19-2012
Longview by Green Day
10-19-2012
All My Life by Foo Fighters
10-19-2012
Come Out And Play by The Offspring
10-19-2012
Barely Legal by The Strokes
10-18-2012
Stranger Than Fiction by Bad Religion
10-18-2012
I'm Yours / Somewhere Over The Rainbow by Straight No Chaser
10-18-2012
Killer Queen by Queen
10-18-2012
Stand By Me by Ben E. King
10-18-2012
California Dreamin' by The Mamas & The Papas
10-18-2012
Even Flow (Live) by Pearl Jam
10-14-2012
Would? by Alice In Chains
10-14-2012
I Need To Know by Goldfinger
10-12-2012
Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) by Green Day
10-11-2012
I Just Wanna Love U (Give It 2 Me) by Jay-Z
10-11-2012
Rooster (Live) by Alice In Chains
10-11-2012
Kick In The Door by The Notorious B.I.G.
10-11-2012
Blueprint 2 by Jay-Z
10-11-2012
Gold On The Ceiling by The Black Keys
10-11-2012
The Hardest Button To Button by The White Stripes
10-11-2012
Sober (Live At Hiro Ballroom) by Staind
10-11-2012
When The Levee Breaks by Led Zeppelin
10-07-2012
Creep by Stone Temple Pilots
10-07-2012
Outside by Staind
10-07-2012
Sunday Morning Coming Down by Me First &The Gimme Gimmes
10-07-2012
Just Like Heaven by Goldfinger
10-07-2012
Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls
10-07-2012
Minerva by Deftones
10-07-2012
Look What You've Done by Jet
10-07-2012
Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) by Journey
10-07-2012
Here Comes The Sun (Remastered) by The Beatles
10-07-2012
Hotel California (Live) by Eagles
10-07-2012
Hypnotize by The Notorious B.I.G.
10-07-2012
Lost One by Jay-Z
10-07-2012
Take The Power Back by Rage Against The Machine
10-07-2012
Immortality (Live) by Pearl Jam
10-07-2012
Going To California by Led Zeppelin
10-06-2012
Under Pressure by Queen
10-05-2012
The Woman With The Tattooed Hands by Atmosphere
10-05-2012
Time Of Your Song (Live) by Matisyahu
10-05-2012
Burden In My Hand by Soundgarden
10-05-2012
You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi
10-05-2012
Imagine by John Lennon
10-05-2012
Perfect Situation by Weezer
10-03-2012
Can't Stop by Red Hot Chili Peppers
10-03-2012
Plush (Acoustic Version) by Stone Temple Pilots
10-03-2012
Bother by Stone Sour
10-03-2012
Far Behind (Live) by Candlebox
10-03-2012
Here Without You (Live) by 3 Doors Down
10-03-2012
Sober by Tool
10-03-2012
Big Pimpin by Jay-Z
10-01-2012
The Sound Of Silence (Live 1969) by Simon & Garfunkel
10-01-2012
Oceans And Streams by The Black Keys
10-01-2012
Cherub Rock by Smashing Pumpkins
09-29-2012
Again by Alice In Chains
09-24-2012
Picture Me Rollin' by 2Pac (Tupac)
09-23-2012
99 Problems by Jay-Z
09-23-2012
Ms. Fat Booty by Mos Def
09-23-2012
Big City Life by Mattafix
09-23-2012
I Ain't Mad At Cha by 2Pac (Tupac)
09-17-2012
Can I Get A... by Jay-Z
09-17-2012
Hate It Or Love It by The Game
09-17-2012
Shook Ones Pt. II by Mobb Deep
09-14-2012
Going Back To Cali by The Notorious B.I.G.
09-14-2012
Method Man by Wu-Tang Clan
09-14-2012
I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) by The Proclaimers
09-14-2012
War Pigs by Cake
09-14-2012
Black (Live 1998) by Pearl Jam
09-13-2012
Everlong (Live) by Foo Fighters
09-07-2012
Gimmie Love by Collie Buddz
09-06-2012
Basket Case by Green Day
09-05-2012
Who Am I (What's My Name) by Snoop Dogg
09-02-2012
2 Of Americaz Most Wanted by 2Pac (Tupac)
09-02-2012
Pepper by Butthole Surfers
09-02-2012
We Will Walk by Matisyahu
08-31-2012
Where Is My Mind? by Pixies
08-31-2012
Heart-Shaped Box (Live) by Nirvana
08-27-2012
Change (In The House Of Flies) by Deftones
08-24-2012
Should I Stay Or Should I Go by The Clash
08-24-2012
Let The Drummer Kick by Citizen Cope
08-24-2012
More Than A Feeling by Boston
08-24-2012
Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd
08-24-2012
California Love by 2Pac (Tupac)
08-20-2012
1979 by Smashing Pumpkins
08-18-2012
Live Forever by Oasis
08-16-2012
Take On Me by Reel Big Fish
08-15-2012
Down In A Hole by Alice In Chains
08-08-2012
When We Ride by 2Pac (Tupac)
08-08-2012
One More Chance / Stay With Me (Remix) by The Notorious B.I.G.
08-08-2012
How Long Will They Mourn Me? by Thug Life
08-08-2012
King Without A Crown by Matisyahu
08-08-2012
The Importance Of Being Idle by Oasis
07-27-2012
F**k Wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin') by Dr. Dre
07-11-2012
Seed by Sublime
07-11-2012
Check Yo Self by Ice Cube
07-11-2012
Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor
07-09-2012
Sell Out by Reel Big Fish
07-09-2012
I Got 5 On It (Remix Feat. Dru Down, E-40 & Richie Rich) by Luniz
07-09-2012
Scarborough Fair / Canticle (Live 1969) by Simon & Garfunkel
06-30-2012
Something I Can Never Have by Nine Inch Nails
06-28-2012
Handlebars by Flobots
06-27-2012
Meatplow by Stone Temple Pilots
06-27-2012
All My Love by Led Zeppelin
06-27-2012
Touch, Peel And Stand by Days Of The New
06-27-2012
Here Without You by 3 Doors Down
06-23-2012
Nothing Else Matters (Live) by Metallica
06-23-2012
The Next Episode by Dr. Dre
06-23-2012
Lean On Me by Bill Withers
06-21-2012
Take On Me (Live) by Reel Big Fish
06-21-2012
High And Dry by Radiohead
06-19-2012
Dani California by Red Hot Chili Peppers
06-19-2012
Message In A Bottle (Live) by The Police
06-19-2012
The Man Who Sold The World (Live) by Nirvana
06-16-2012
While My Guitar Gently Weeps by The Beatles
06-16-2012
Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground by The White Stripes
06-15-2012
It's Been Awhile by Staind
06-13-2012
When I Come Around by Green Day
06-13-2012
I Got A Story To Tell by The Notorious B.I.G.
06-13-2012
Mostly Memories by Less Than Jake
06-13-2012
Sin by Nine Inch Nails
06-12-2012
Any Way You Want It by Journey
06-12-2012
Say Hello 2 Heaven by Temple Of The Dog
06-12-2012
Brain Stew by Green Day
06-11-2012
The Bad Guy (Live) by Reel Big Fish
06-11-2012
'Merican by Descendents
06-11-2012
Heart-Shaped Box by Nirvana
06-09-2012
Animal by Pearl Jam
06-09-2012
All My Fault by Fenix TX
06-09-2012
Amazing Grace by The Dropkick Murphys
06-09-2012
Young Folks by Peter Bjorn And John
06-09-2012
Lateralus by Tool
06-07-2012
What It's Like by Everlast
06-07-2012
You Know You're Right by Nirvana
06-07-2012
Nothing Else Matters by Metallica
06-06-2012
Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd
06-06-2012
Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2 by Pink Floyd
06-06-2012
Boss D.J. by Sublime
06-06-2012
Rooster by Alice In Chains
06-01-2012
Revolver by Rage Against The Machine
06-01-2012
Never There by Cake
06-01-2012
Doesn't Remind Me by Audioslave
05-30-2012
Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin
05-27-2012
Fake Plastic Trees (Acoustic) by Radiohead
05-27-2012
Only In Dreams by Weezer
05-23-2012
Fire And Rain by James Taylor
05-22-2012
4th Of July by Soundgarden
05-22-2012
Bohemian Rhapsody (Live) by Queen
05-22-2012
Bartender Song by Rehab
05-14-2012
Closer by Nine Inch Nails
05-12-2012
Dammit by Blink 182
05-12-2012
Absolutely by Nine Days
05-09-2012
Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People
05-07-2012
Golden Touch by Razorlight
05-07-2012
Swamp Song by Tool
05-02-2012
Bound For The Floor by Local H
05-01-2012
Over The Rainbow / What A Wonderful World by Israel 'IZ' Kamakawiwo'ole
04-30-2012
One by U2
04-28-2012
Learn To Fly by Foo Fighters
04-28-2012
In Bloom by Nirvana
04-28-2012
Gimme The Loot by The Notorious B.I.G.
04-28-2012
One Day by Matisyahu
04-27-2012
Terrible Lie by Nine Inch Nails
04-27-2012
Guerilla Radio by Rage Against The Machine
04-27-2012
Welcome To Paradise (Original Version) by Green Day
04-27-2012
Murder Was The Case (Remix) by Snoop Dogg
04-25-2012
Pride (In The Name Of Love) by U2
04-24-2012
Hotel California (Live Acoustic) by Eagles
04-24-2012
King Without A Crown (Original Version) by Matisyahu
04-24-2012
Heaven Beside You by Alice In Chains
04-21-2012
Hit Em' Up by 2Pac (Tupac)
04-19-2012
The Kids Aren't Alright by The Offspring
04-19-2012
Lookin' For Love by Me First &The Gimme Gimmes
04-19-2012
I Will Survive by Cake
04-18-2012
Hail Mary by 2Pac (Tupac)
04-17-2012
Daughter by Pearl Jam
04-17-2012
Champagne Supernova by Oasis
04-17-2012
The Dolphin's Cry (Radio Edit) by Live
04-17-2012
On To The Next One by Jay-Z
04-14-2012
Amber by 311
04-14-2012
Dear Mama by 2Pac (Tupac)
04-13-2012
Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf
04-13-2012
Hip Hop Is Dead by Nas
04-13-2012
Notorious B.I.G. by The Notorious B.I.G.
04-13-2012
Don't Stop Believin' by Journey
04-10-2012
Happy Together by The Turtles
04-10-2012
Lump by The Presidents Of The United States Of America
04-10-2012
Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden
04-06-2012
Call Me A Dog by Temple Of The Dog
04-06-2012
Juicy by The Notorious B.I.G.
04-03-2012
Wild World by Cat Stevens
03-30-2012
A Horse With No Name by America
03-30-2012
Inside Out by Eve 6
03-30-2012
Like A Stone by Audioslave
03-30-2012
Hunger Strike by Temple Of The Dog
03-30-2012
Soul To Squeeze by Red Hot Chili Peppers
03-29-2012
Hey Man Nice Shot by Filter
03-24-2012
Hey Jealousy by Gin Blossoms
03-14-2012
Creep (Acoustic) by Radiohead
03-14-2012
Sex And Candy by Marcy Playground
03-14-2012
Carry On Wayward Son (Live) by Kansas
03-14-2012
Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison
03-14-2012
Regulate (Jammin' Remix) by Warren G
03-05-2012
The Watcher by Dr. Dre
03-05-2012
What I Got by Sublime
03-05-2012
With Or Without You by U2
03-04-2012
Heights (Live) by Matisyahu
03-04-2012
Frank Sinatra by Cake
03-04-2012
Badfish by Sublime
03-04-2012
How I Could Just Kill A Man by Rage Against The Machine
02-19-2012
Nutshell (Alternate Version) (live) by Alice In Chains
02-19-2012
Angry Anthem by The Forces Of Evil
02-12-2012
Life In A Tenement Square by Flogging Molly
02-12-2012
You Don't Know What Love Is (You Just Do As You're Told) by The White Stripes
02-11-2012
Best Wishes To Your Black Lung by Less Than Jake
02-10-2012
The Sound Of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel
02-10-2012
Dream On by Aerosmith
02-10-2012
Dumb by Nirvana
02-09-2012
The Spicy McHaggis Jig by The Dropkick Murphys
02-09-2012
Big Crash by Less Than Jake
02-09-2012
We're In This Together by Nine Inch Nails
02-09-2012
The Way by Fastball
02-09-2012
The Swing by Everclear
02-09-2012
Blue On Black (Live) by Kenny Wayne Shepherd
02-08-2012
Forgot About Dre by Dr. Dre
02-08-2012
The Good Life by Weezer
02-02-2012
Empire State Of Mind by Jay-Z
02-02-2012
Sleep It Off by Less Than Jake
02-02-2012
Down In A Hole (Live) by Alice In Chains
02-02-2012
You're Nobody (Til Somebody Kills You) by The Notorious B.I.G.
02-02-2012
Black Friday Rule (Live) by Flogging Molly
02-02-2012
Tomorrow by Silverchair
02-02-2012
On A Plain (Live) by Nirvana
02-02-2012
Spoonman by Soundgarden
01-25-2012
Epic by Faith No More
01-25-2012
Crazy by Gnarls Barkley
01-25-2012
C.R.E.A.M. by Wu-Tang Clan
01-10-2012
My Own Worst Enemy by Lit
12-20-2011
Pork And Beans by Weezer
12-20-2011
Interstate Love Song by Stone Temple Pilots
12-18-2011
American Pie by Don McLean
12-17-2011
Portrait Of A Cigarette Smoker At 19 by Less Than Jake
12-17-2011
Still Strugglin' by Raekwon
12-17-2011
Lucifer by Jay-Z
12-17-2011
Respect by The Notorious B.I.G.
12-17-2011
Otherside by Red Hot Chili Peppers
10-20-2011
The Ghosts Of Me And You by Less Than Jake
10-20-2011
Black (Live) by Pearl Jam
10-03-2011
Dead Presidents II by Jay-Z
10-03-2011
When We Ride On Our Enemies by 2Pac (Tupac)
10-03-2011
Cumbersome by Seven Mary Three
10-03-2011
Bulls On Parade by Rage Against The Machine
10-03-2011
Float On by Modest Mouse
10-03-2011
Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
10-03-2011
Fell In Love With A Girl by The White Stripes
10-03-2011
Stairway To Heaven (BBC Live) by Led Zeppelin
09-28-2011
Bleed The Freak by Alice In Chains
09-28-2011
Every Breath You Take by The Police
09-28-2011
Say It Ain't So by Weezer
09-08-2011
The Freshmen by The Verve Pipe
08-26-2011
Crab by Weezer
08-26-2011
I'll Be There For You / You're All I Need To Get By [Razor Sharp Mix] by Method Man
05-25-2011
F**k You by Dr. Dre
05-25-2011
Mo Money Mo Problems by The Notorious B.I.G.
05-25-2011
Get Ready by Sublime
05-25-2011
Superman by Goldfinger
05-25-2011
Day In, Day Out by Streetlight Manifesto
05-25-2011
Istanbul (Not Constantinople) by They Might Be Giants
05-25-2011
Ain't No Sunshine by Bill Withers
05-25-2011
Dust In The Wind (Live) by Kansas
05-25-2011
Wanted Dead Or Alive by Bon Jovi
05-24-2011
Last Nite by The Strokes
05-24-2011
Show Me How To Live by Audioslave
05-24-2011
Undone (The Sweater Song) by Weezer
05-24-2011
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked by Cage The Elephant
05-24-2011
Snow (Hey Oh) by Red Hot Chili Peppers
05-24-2011
Let There Be Love by Oasis
05-24-2011
Out Of The Crowd by Less Than Jake
05-24-2011
Peaches by The Presidents Of The United States Of America
05-24-2011
Ramble On by Led Zeppelin
05-24-2011
Don't Look Back in Anger by Oasis
05-05-2011
Nuthin' But a G Thang by Dr. Dre
05-05-2011
Ambitionz Az A Ridah by 2Pac (Tupac)
05-05-2011
Come Sail Away by Styx
05-05-2011
Black Dog by Led Zeppelin
05-05-2011
Wheel In The Sky by Journey
04-24-2011
Dreams by The Cranberries
04-24-2011
Loser by Beck
04-24-2011
My Hero by Foo Fighters
04-20-2011
She by Green Day
04-20-2011
Sex Type Thing by Stone Temple Pilots
04-20-2011
Separate Ways by Journey
04-20-2011
The House Of The Rising Sun by The Animals
04-13-2011
Mrs. Robinson by Simon & Garfunkel
04-13-2011
Outshined by Soundgarden
04-13-2011
Fade To Black by Metallica
04-11-2011
'Till I Collapse by Eminem
04-11-2011
Come Together by The Beatles
04-11-2011
Sister Golden Hair by America
04-11-2011
We Are The Champions by Queen
04-11-2011
Everlong by Foo Fighters
04-11-2011
Times Like These by Foo Fighters
04-11-2011
Jumper by Third Eye Blind
04-11-2011
Yellow Ledbetter by Pearl Jam
04-11-2011
Low by Cracker
04-09-2011
Mr. Jones by Counting Crows
04-09-2011
Wonderwall by Oasis
04-09-2011
Stuck In The Middle With You by Stealers Wheel
04-09-2011
Soundtrack Of My Life by Less Than Jake
04-08-2011
Change by Deftones
04-08-2011
Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns N' Roses
04-08-2011
Nutshell (Live) by Alice In Chains
04-08-2011
Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas
04-08-2011
Today by Smashing Pumpkins
04-08-2011
Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger
04-08-2011
Dust In The Wind by Kansas
04-08-2011
Bohemian Rhapsody (feat. The Cast Of We Will Rock You) by Constantine Maroulis
04-08-2011
Da Rockwilder by Method Man & Redman
04-06-2011
Buddy Holly by Weezer
04-06-2011
If I Ruled The World (Imagine That) by Nas
04-06-2011
Who Am I by Snoop Dogg
04-06-2011
I Got 5 On It by Luniz
04-04-2011
The Impression That I Get by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
04-04-2011
Head Like A Hole by Nine Inch Nails
04-04-2011
One Headlight by The Wallflowers
04-04-2011
Best Of You by Foo Fighters
04-04-2011
Possum Kingdom by Toadies
04-04-2011
My Friends by Red Hot Chili Peppers
04-04-2011
Fall To Pieces by Velvet Revolver
04-04-2011
Times Like These (Live) by Foo Fighters
04-04-2011
Far Behind by Candlebox
04-04-2011
Creep by Radiohead
03-20-2011
Lightning Crashes by Live
03-20-2011
Renegades Of Funk by Rage Against The Machine
03-02-2011
Gin And Juice by Snoop Dogg
03-02-2011
Suicidal Thoughts by The Notorious B.I.G.
03-02-2011
Still Not A Player by Big Pun
03-02-2011
Got Me Wrong by Alice In Chains
03-02-2011
Santa Monica by Everclear
03-02-2011
Smells Like Teen Spirit (Butch Vig Mix) by Nirvana
03-02-2011
Up Around The Bend by Creedence Clearwater Revival
02-20-2011
Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand
02-20-2011
Wrong Way by Sublime
02-20-2011
Santeria by Sublime
02-18-2011
Jamie by Weezer
02-18-2011
Mr. Brightside by The Killers
02-18-2011
Glycerine (Acoustic) (Live) by Bush
02-18-2011
Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
02-18-2011
Hurt by Nine Inch Nails
02-17-2011
Parabola by Tool
02-17-2011
Kashmir by Led Zeppelin
01-29-2011

Phone (pocket knowledge machine)
Sarcasm
Bicycle
Cast-iron skillet
Coffee
Towel

what comes next...

Also, I fantasize about travelling back in time to tell the younger me to go do the My Side of the Mountain thing...

Hanging with the coolest kid in the world.

I convinced everyone, including my mom, that I was fired from Disney World fifteen years ago, by Leonardo DiCaprio...

To this day there are people that think that this is a true story...

But really, isn't that a better story than "I lost my id and was late for work..."?

I message you.

Or you want to...