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jskliar

31 M Glendora, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a somewhat odd and geeky, though overall sane person who enjoys ongoing casualness like dating or a friend with benefits. I'm good at hanging out with you, going out with you, and saying ridiculous things that make you wonder if they're meant to be taken seriously or not. I'm bad at the warm, heartfelt empathy required for a relationship, and hence the comfort zone of physical friendship. Which isn't to say I'm a jerk; for example if you tell me your car got a flat tire, I won't burst out laughing. I'll just do something inappropriate like fist bump you and offer to buy you a drink. If that made you laugh then we should have at it.
What I’m doing with my life
IT consulting, which it turns out is just driving around all day and solving mysteries. You know, like in that cartoon with the talking dog. Except we get into awkward conversations more often, which really says something, because those people just ran up on strangers all the time with a freaking dog that talked. Nobody even asked them about it--honestly, how weird is that?
I’m really good at
Drinking from a straw without accidentally swallowing the straw. Oh wait, most people can do that. Then mostly dweeby stuff like chess and crosswords. Also decent at pool, but not great, because it's true. And people actually care if you lie about being good at pool. If you hustle some guy in chess, he just tosses a pencil at you or whatnot.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Hey, you're...not a 320-pound sassy black woman like you insisted on the phone."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - These are tricky. The adult ones don't have enough pictures and the kid ones can hit you in the face with a rogue pop-up. I try to steer clear of them, with the exception of boring tech guides to stay current in my field, because it turns out a Computer Science degree gets obsoleted seven minutes after graduation. Who knew, right?

Movies - Mostly weird, dark, and dystopian: Silence of the Lambs, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Requiem for a Dream, Delicatessen, A Clockwork Orange, City of God, Falling Down, Taxi Driver, etc. Not all my favorites are stabby though; Animal House is hilarious, as are the Marx Brothers, Mel Brooks, Leslie Nielsen a couple times, and Bill Murray most of the time. Terminator 2 and The Legend of Drunken Master deserve shout-outs as well.

Music - Tupac speaks to me about the hard streets of Glendora, where some brush caught fire and the FedEx driver once parked in a red zone. My preferred rap flavor-izzle is underground though, along with various indie/folk/modern/classic rock, power/prog metal, art rock, alternative, grunge, ambient, reggae, drum & bass, EDM, and whatever the heck Bjork is supposed to be.

Food - Anything. Really, anything meant to be eaten that isn't already getting chewed by somebody else. Feel free to take that as a challenge. Got a soft spot for most of the Asian offerings though: Thai, Korean, Japanese/sushi, Indian, dim sum, pho, etc. Destination yum.
The six things I could never do without
Well most stuff is man-made, so just give me whatever the first people on earth had around. Sticks, rocks, uh...the meat of some animal, like that fish that crawled everywhere. Mud. Oh, lots of monkeys because they might have been our ancestors and imagine if none of them evolved. That'd be awkward. So a ton of those, like at least 500. That still leaves one more thing. How about a boom box, because that way it's prehistoric but also funky and with a soundtrack. Awesome.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why don't they make clothing out of Velcro and everything else with Velcro affixed to the back? Then we'd never have to carry anything. We could be like, "Hey man, here's that ruler you let me borrow. Just gonna stick it on your shoulder here. With all this Velcro."
On a typical Friday night I am
Jumping off the back of a moving train onto a horse while firing my AK-47 at the getaway car. Haven't done that lately though, so really just kick back and play games, watch movies, listen to music, or similar unless people are up for hanging out. It's a peaceful existence.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I shower without any clothes on.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're open to what was described above. Er, not showering without clothes on--the top section, about something ongoing and casual. I'm quite liberal towards dating, so if you want to have all sorts of zany adventures involving mini golf, bowling, parks, booze, donuts, road trips, or whatever you enjoy then let's have at it. Or if you just want to get 420-friendly and boff each other, that's spectacular as well. In all seriousness though, we'd ideally hang out and actually like each other, even to the degree that we stayed friends once any benefits ended. That has happened, so I'm not just being a douche and saying it. If we decided to part ways for any reason then we'd let the other person know, and it'd really be just like having a same-sex friend. Except without the awkwardness of touching his arm throughout a movie because the couch is too small. Really gotta upgrade that thing. Anyhow.
As for limitations, you can't be underage or old enough to have birthed me; those are both terrible for obvious reasons. Live nearby, most notably not on the opposite side of downtown LA, and you should be free of STD's or anything truly dangerous like smack, crack, airplane glue, gin that you cooked in your bathtub, etc. You must be a female who was born female (or two, if you have a lonely friend...just kidding, unless that sounded like a good idea, in which case I wasn't) and naturally we should find each other attractive. "Be hot!" is a silly thing to say though, so just resemble your photos and we can figure it out. Actually be taller than your photos. Don't be four inches high in real life. Yeah. Said scenario isn't for everybody, but it tends to be low-pressure and a fun time. Let me know if you're up for such things.