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30 Chicago Heights, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
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White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly other
Other, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am not a fan of writing about myself. So here is some of the basics...
I hear that I'm fun, intelligent and kind-spirited.
I'm a nerd and a geek. (Yes, both! Gasp you should!)
I sometimes put seemingly unnecessary addendums in parentheses after a sentence. (Like this!)
I'm an artist and musician.
I can cook and I like to experiment in the kitchen.
I'm always finding some humor or irony in life and it's trials.
I have a broad sense of humor.
I'm almost always smiling or laughing and I'm always trying to make the people around me smile or laugh.
I love learning new things and I am constantly working on some project or another.

Yeah...if you would like to know more, message me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating, sleeping, drinking, thinking, working, playing, joking, laughing, smiling (I mentioned that earlier), exacerbating, exaggerating, alluding, eluding, breathing and generally existing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A lot of things... music, drawing, painting, playing, repairing, programming, cooking, cleaning, listening, glistening, etc. I'm awesome at a lot of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not sure. I rarely ask people what the first thing they notice about me is. Let's go with my coccyx!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Jim Butcher and Christopher Moore. I've found few books that can hold my attention for long.

TV: Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny, South Park, Family Guy, Star Trek, Firefly, Shin Chan, Futurama, Doctor Who, Adventure Time, Babylon 5, Foyle's War...many others.

Music: Tool, A Perfect Circle, Nine Inch Nails, Augustana, Black Keys, White Stripes, Green Day, Nirvana, Manson, Johnny Cash, Modest Mouse, Pearl Jam and so many, many others...

Movies: Star Wars, LOTR, Tropic Thunder, Alien movies, Predator movies and many, many others.

Food: Portabella cap pizzas (imagine bagel bites but instead of bagels, Portabella mushrooms...freakin awesome), Jambalaya, Onigiri and Bacon Mushroom Cheddar Potato Soup. I can also cook all of these and more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do without everything, material possession wise, but I guess the top things i would rather not do without...
My laptop, iPhone, guitar, games, internet, NetFlix.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The meaning of life, the universe and everything.
What to cook for dinner.
The hypnotoad. All hail the hypnotoad.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being awesome, doing awesome stuff and drinking awesome beverages.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have little to no interest in sports. There. I said it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're interested in things...and possibly stuff! I am looking for something semi-serious to serious but fun.
If you don't have a sense of humor don't bother and the same goes for a sense of responsibility.
If you understand that a conversation is back and forth, not just one side trying to entertain the other.
If you're looking for a partner in crime, metaphorically speaking.
Also message me if you're a person. No Extra-Terrestrials! Ok, well maybe extra-terrestrials.