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jsrael

34 M Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
permanent student. txt messenger. amateur amateur (literally).

i really love words. and ice cream. but if i'm honest, i'd give up language and cream and every other living thing on earth for a good hour of stand-up.

god made Indian food. and hot sauce. and bubbly water. that’s about all i know about god.

except that i think god made bodies so great.
What I’m doing with my life
studying Quakers and Milton and philosophy and theology and poetics and queer theory and political theory and all the theories and all the poets.

i'ma finish this PhD. then i'ma teach.
I’m really good at
mashups, puns. try me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: Don Quixote, Paradise Lost, Ulysses, Harmonium, Howl & Other Poems, Lolita, 77 Dream Songs, Epistemology of the Closet.

movies: The Big Lebowski after watching The Big Sleep. Even better.

shows: cable news, mostly: Colbert, Stewart. Those guys. o & Twin Peaks. O & LOUIE!

music: jazz, soul (more and more), alt country, St. Vincent, and Radiohead. done.

food: already said about Indian food. there's an AMAZING place up in Cockeysville: Cafe Spice. best food ever. could use a snappier name. but seriously: best food ever. other than that, i cook at home a lot. and i love what i cook. but i also like going out. Woodberry Kitchen rules. i'ma go cook something right now.
The six things I could never do without
* hands
* stand-up
* my tingly, almost erotic, deeply passionate hatred for the song "Margaritaville"
* mouthhole
* brainhole
* this: "yes, i know i need my instrument, but does my instrument need to be mic'd?"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
hands. and putting Indian food in my mouthhole.

and how the kinds of polarizing political rhetorics that characterize the public discourse in this country are stultifying, offensively reductive, and violently divisive at every level, from the federal to the familial.

and doing 5 minutes of stand-up.
and poems.
On a typical Friday night I am
talking louder than the loud music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i once got into a fender bender because i was making funny faces at myself in the rearview mirror.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you know i'm dating everyone i think is wonderful, and you're ok with that.