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34 M Baltimore, MD

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  • Ages 22–36
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:05pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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permanent student. txt messenger. amateur amateur (literally).

i really love words. and ice cream. but if i'm honest, i'd give up language and cream and every other living thing on earth for a good hour of stand-up.

god made Indian food. and hot sauce. and bubbly water. that’s about all i know about god.

except that i think god made bodies so great.
What I’m doing with my life
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studying Quakers and Milton and philosophy and theology and poetics and queer theory and political theory and every theory and every poem.

i'ma finish this PhD. then i'ma teach. meanwhile, i'm ignoring the beefcakes in the weightroom.
I’m really good at
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mashups, puns. try me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: Don Quixote, Paradise Lost, Ulysses, Harmonium, Howl & Other Poems, Lolita, 77 Dream Songs, The Satanic Verses, Epistemology of the Closet.

movies: The Big Lebowski after watching The Big Sleep. Even better. everything by anybody whose last name is "Anderson," apparently.

shows: cable news, mostly: Colbert, Stewart. Those guys. BoJack Horseman's weird. o! & Twin Peaks. O! & LOUIE!

music: jazz, soul (more and more), alt country, St. Vincent, and Radiohead. done.

food: already said about Indian food. there's an AMAZING place up in Cockeysville: Cafe Spice. best food ever. could use a snappier name. but seriously: best food ever. other than that, i cook at home a lot. and i love what i cook. but i also like going out. Woodberry Kitchen rules. i'ma go cook something right now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* strings
* stand-up
* rogan josh
* poems
* morning sex
* kitchen metals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
bodies. and putting Indian food in my body.

and how the kinds of polarizing political rhetorics that characterize the public discourse in this country are stultifying, offensively reductive, and violently divisive at every level, from the federal to the familial.

and doing 5 minutes of stand-up.
and poems.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
talking louder than the loud music.
You should message me if
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you know i'm dating everyone i think is wonderful, and you're ok with that.