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  • Ages 23–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Yesterday – 6:53pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
My self-summary
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I'm a spontaneous guy who likes to live in the moment. Life's not worth living unless you take the time to enjoy it. I have a carefree laid-back vibe that fits my life well. (This does NOT mean I'm lazy, I assure you.) I was born and raised at the Jersey shore and I miss the beach every summer.

I'm not a materialistic person, and usually don't associate with people who are. I currently have a white collar career, but have blue collar roots. In high school and college, I spent my summers swinging a hammer and building houses. I enjoy working with my hands. I take care of myself physically because it makes me feel good. A healthy body and mind are important to me. I get to the gym 4-5 times a week and try to eat organic/all natural whenever possible. I'm a Trader Joe's enthusiast.

I'm a sports fan, both watching (baseball, football, basketball, World Cup) and playing (flag football, softball, golf, ultimate frisbee). But I'm not the type to drop everything and sit in front of a tv to watch a game if something else awesome is happening in my life. I try to be polite and respectful to others at all times, provided they don't give me a reason not to be. I put a lot of stock in how a person treats a waiter/waitress at a restaurant.

I really enjoy good stand-up comedy (Carlin, Pryor, Hicks, Oswalt, Gaffigan, Regan, Hedberg, Louis C.K., etc.). If you think Dane Cook is funny, don't bother contacting me. I have an affinity for funny t-shirts (and own quite a few). I keep up with current events (favorite sources: NY Times, BBC, Daily Beast, Huff Post, Daily Show).
What I’m doing with my life
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Enjoying it as much as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating. Inserting Family Guy/Seinfeld/movie quotes into random conversations. Jeopardy. Board games. Surprising people. Being introspective. Not sweating the small stuff. Being the voice of reason. Ultimate frisbee. I also make a damn good bloody mary.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes. Get complimented on those a lot. I'm also often asked what my nationality is.

My glasses, when I wear them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catcher in the Rye, Friday Night Lights, The Great Gatsby, Everything Ravaged Everything Burned, Watchmen, The Walking Dead, Preacher, No Country for Old Men, Matterhorn. Anything by David Sedaris, Cormac McCarthy, Dave Barry, Christopher Moore.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Rocky, Citizen Kane, Shawshank Redemption, Better Off Dead, Raising Arizona, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Pulp Fiction, Royal Tenenbaums, Leon, Vanilla Sky, Toy Story (all 3), Field of Dreams, Superbad, Lost in Translation, 40 Year Old Virgin, Do The Right Thing, Blues Brothers, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Unbreakable, American Psycho, Caddyshack, Naked Gun, Airplane!, Platoon, Dumb & Dumber, The Thing, Saving Private Ryan, Cedar Rapids and many many more.

Current TV: Archer, True Detective (I'm still going through withdrawal), Boardwalk Empire, Workaholics, Conan, Colbert, Dailly Show, Tosh
Classics: Curb, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Always Sunny, 30 Rock, Beavis & Butthead, Freaks & Geeks, Undeclared.

Music: Andrew W.K., Future Islands, The Stones, Kanye West, Daft Punk, Pearl Jam, Chromatics, Beach House, Steel Panther, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, TV On The Radio, Nine Inch Nails, Bad Religion, Journey, Depeche Mode, Springsteen, Dragonforce, Alicia Keys, Night Ranger, U2, Eddie Money, Danzig, Dinosaur Jr, Boston, Whitesnake, Jurassic 5, The Drifters, The Platters, Sam & Dave, Four Tops, Chairlift, Tool, Jack Johnson, Iron Maiden, MGMT, Lupe Fiasco, Jimmy Eat World, Sleigh Bells, Kid Cudi, The Roots, Massive Attack, Blakroc, The Weeknd, College, Com Truise, Kavinsky

Food: Thai, Mexican, American, Japanese, Afghan, Italian, pretty much anything. I could live off fruits and vegetables alone if I didn't care about things like muscle tone and eating a balanced diet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sense of humor
The beach
Good beer (and sometimes marginal beer)
A good pair of jeans. family and friends too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make the best of every situation. What my true calling is. What country I'd like to move to for a year.

Why so many girls list "chapstick" in their six things I could never do without section.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends being my charming and hilarious self (or so I like to think).

Taking it easy after a long week.

In the summer, on my way up to the shore (usually about every other weekend; I still have plenty of family and friends there)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I signed up for OkCupid.

Oh, and I once moved out to California with the idea that I was going to become the next hot young screenwriter in Hollywood. It didn't go quite as well as planned.
You should message me if
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Any of the above information interests you. You are able to carry a reasonably intelligent conversation. You have at least somewhat of a sense of humor. You don't take yourself too seriously. I'm also really impressed by a girl who can appreciate a good whiskey (though this is far from a requirement).