Look, dating sites are like salad, know what I mean? No? I mean they show random appetizers of people (aka profiles) but you don't really get to the "meat" of who they are until the first date. So that would make the first date the main course! That would be where you get to know each other and ask all of the, aforementioned, "meaty" questions. So if things go well during the main course and you like your partners "meat" ( that totally is not what I meant) you can either have seconds (second date), or if you are really feeling them, jump right to dessert!
Hmmm... So I guess you didn't learn to much more about me after all of that huh? Sorry about that. Well I hope I made you smile or even laugh a little... And actually that describes me pretty well! I can't promise that every day is going to be sunshine and rose's. But I will try to make the people I care about smile every day. So that being said, drop me a line if you want to toss my salad!.. Wait! That's not what I meant!