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jtesnakis

29 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a New Yorker, which explains a lot: I walk really fast, I'm skeptical of everything, I drink a lot of coffee. Good coffee, bad coffee, it doesn't matter. In fact, bad coffee is great 'cause you can drink a ton of it. I have a solid sense of direction. In the cartographic sense...not the life sense.
What I’m doing with my life
I hope someday to get it together and read The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman.
I’m really good at
Crosswords. Over-analysis. Subtext. Homonyms.
The first things people usually notice about me
Bad haircut and dumb tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a. William Vollman, John Wray, Virginia Woolf, Maxine Chernoff, Robert Gluck, John Rechy, William Maxwell, Philip K. Dick, Malcolm Lowry, Paul Bowles, Cormac McCarthy, James Crumley, Ann Beattie, Yasunari Kawabata, Peter Esterhazy, David Foster Wallace, Pierre Guyotat, Joan Didion, Thomas Bernhard, Japanese novels, Carribbean and African novels, war journalism, contemporary novels, vaguely gothic New England novels from the 19th century, the New York Post.

b. Terrence Malick, Peter Weir, David Gordon Green, Steve McQueen, anything with Michael Fassbender

c. Get a Life

d. punk

e. pistachios, pizza, pierogi
The six things I could never do without
Novels.
Pizza.
A decent bike.
Long term memory.
Revival theaters.
Beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Baseball. And football. Narrative and syntax...but mostly baseball and football.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sunday and Monday is the best weekend.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
The sad and uncomfortable parts of life hold as strong a meaning as the good parts. You like hearing about books.