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jtesnakis

30 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Reluctant participant in small business. Active and somewhat healthy despite upbringing and lifestyle. Passionate contrarian and doomsayer. Violently anti-capital. Will never realize that toothpaste and peanut butter will stain even black pants.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bike messenger.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crosswords. Over-analysis. Subtext. Homonyms.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm losing my hair and my stick and pokes are fading and I'm probably either rolling my eyes or staring at a butterfly perched on a newspaper box.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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a. William Vollman, John Wray, Virginia Woolf, Maxine Chernoff, Robert Gluck, John Rechy, William Maxwell, Philip K. Dick, Malcolm Lowry, Paul Bowles, Cormac McCarthy, James Crumley, Ann Beattie, Yasunari Kawabata, Peter Esterhazy, David Foster Wallace, Pierre Guyotat, Joan Didion, Thomas Bernhard, Japanese novels, Carribbean and African novels, war journalism, contemporary novels, vaguely gothic New England novels from the 19th century, the New York Post.

1a. last three: The Beginning of Infinity by David Deutsch, Guide by Dennis Cooper, Understanding Media by Marshall McLuhan

b. Terrence Malick, Peter Weir, David Gordon Green, Steve McQueen the white actor, Steve McQueen the black director, anything with Michael Fassbender

c. Get a Life

d. everything you can imagine. really.

e. pistachios, pizza, pierogi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Just adapt.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Baseball. And football. Narrative and syntax...but mostly baseball and football. Working class power.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Violently anti-capitalist. Poor and always have been. These two are perhaps connected.
You should message me if
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The sad and uncomfortable parts of life hold as strong a meaning as the good parts. You like hearing about books.