Prepare to be MYSTIFIED!!! Yeah, I said it. I was raised in a
turnip patch by RABBITS. I can eat more carrots in a minute than
you can eat in a year. Jealous? It gets better. Growing up with
bunnies has made me tough as NAILS. I brush my teeth with a
barbecue grill brush and floss with barbed wire. Oh, and I wipe
with SANDPAPER—40 grit. For breakfast, I eat PINE CONES sprinkled
with CAPERS. Delicious. When I need a change, I have a
pop-tart—MONKEY FLAVORED. I shave my face with a LAWNMOWER and my
favorite show is ICE ROAD TRUCKERS. I need a woman who doesn’t
shave her legs--she just STARES the hair off. She is as smart as
Madame Curie, and can swing a battle axe like JOAN OF ARC. She
drives like Evel Knievel, and she is at least as gorgeous as KATHY
BATES. Mmmmm! Now that’s a fine piece of WOMAN. She should be able
to handle my MONSTER TRUCK and deal with my habit of sleep-singing
VIKING HYMNS. It would be nice if she liked my body ODOR of cough
syrup and NICKELS. She should also like bunnies because well,
family is important. If you’re woman enough, DROP ME A LINE.
Funny stuff aside, I've dated enough to know that finding someone you are truly romantically compatible with is a rare occurrence. There are a lot of things that go into it, and everything might even be right on paper with no spark. However, for what it's worth I really dig intelligence and kindness. I also like strength (not to be confused with stubbornness). I am very compromising when it comes to the people I care about, and any woman I would date would hopefully be the same. I have no interest in power struggles.
As for me, I'm easy to know because I am very honest and open. I love conversation as well as physical activity. I also love to learn. For fun I am open to just about anything from sporting events to ballroom dancing to maybe even a monster truck rally. ;-)
Don't read the rest of this. I just cut and pasted so I could complete the profile.
Prepare to be MYSTIFIED!!! Yeah, I said it. I was raised in a turnip patch by RABBITS. I can eat more carrots in a minute than you can eat in a year. Jealous? It gets better. Growing up with bunnies has made me tough as NAILS. I brush my teeth with a barbecue grill brush and floss with barbed wire. Oh, and I wipe with SANDPAPER—40 grit. For breakfast, I eat PINE CONES sprinkled with CAPERS. Delicious. When I need a change, I have a pop-tart—MONKEY FLAVORED. I shave my face with a LAWNMOWER and my favorite show is ICE ROAD TRUCKERS. I need a woman who doesn’t shave her legs--she just STARES the hair off. She is as smart as Madame Curie, and can swing a battle axe like JOAN OF ARC. She drives like Evel Knievel, and she is at least as gorgeous as KATHY BATES. Mmmmm! Now that’s a fine piece of WOMAN. She should be able to handle my MONSTER TRUCK and deal with my habit of sleep-singing VIKING HYMNS. It would be nice if she liked my body ODOR of cough syrup and NICKELS. She should also like bunnies because well, family is important. If you’re woman enough, DROP ME A LINE.
Funny stuff aside, I've dated enough to know that finding someone you are truly romantically compatible with is a rare occurrence. There are a lot of things that go into it, and everything might even be right on paper with no spark. However, for what it's worth I really dig intelligence and kindness. I also like strength (not to be confused with stubbornness). I am very compromising when it comes to the people I care about, and any woman I would date would hopefully be the same. I have no interest in power struggles.
As for me, I'm easy to know because I am very honest and open. I love conversation as well as physical activity. I also love to learn. For fun I am open to just about anything from sporting events to ballroom dancing to maybe even a monster truck rally. ;-)
Funny stuff aside, I've dated enough to know that finding someone you are truly romantically compatible with is a rare occurrence. There are a lot of things that go into it, and everything might even be right on paper with no spark. However, for what it's worth I really dig intelligence and kindness. I also like strength (not to be confused with stubbornness). I am very compromising when it comes to the people I care about, and any woman I would date would hopefully be the same. I have no interest in power struggles.
As for me, I'm easy to know because I am very honest and open. I love conversation as well as physical activity. I also love to learn. For fun I am open to just about anything from sporting events to ballroom dancing to maybe even a monster truck rally. ;-)
Don't read the rest of this. I just cut and pasted so I could complete the profile.
Prepare to be MYSTIFIED!!! Yeah, I said it. I was raised in a turnip patch by RABBITS. I can eat more carrots in a minute than you can eat in a year. Jealous? It gets better. Growing up with bunnies has made me tough as NAILS. I brush my teeth with a barbecue grill brush and floss with barbed wire. Oh, and I wipe with SANDPAPER—40 grit. For breakfast, I eat PINE CONES sprinkled with CAPERS. Delicious. When I need a change, I have a pop-tart—MONKEY FLAVORED. I shave my face with a LAWNMOWER and my favorite show is ICE ROAD TRUCKERS. I need a woman who doesn’t shave her legs--she just STARES the hair off. She is as smart as Madame Curie, and can swing a battle axe like JOAN OF ARC. She drives like Evel Knievel, and she is at least as gorgeous as KATHY BATES. Mmmmm! Now that’s a fine piece of WOMAN. She should be able to handle my MONSTER TRUCK and deal with my habit of sleep-singing VIKING HYMNS. It would be nice if she liked my body ODOR of cough syrup and NICKELS. She should also like bunnies because well, family is important. If you’re woman enough, DROP ME A LINE.
Funny stuff aside, I've dated enough to know that finding someone you are truly romantically compatible with is a rare occurrence. There are a lot of things that go into it, and everything might even be right on paper with no spark. However, for what it's worth I really dig intelligence and kindness. I also like strength (not to be confused with stubbornness). I am very compromising when it comes to the people I care about, and any woman I would date would hopefully be the same. I have no interest in power struggles.
As for me, I'm easy to know because I am very honest and open. I love conversation as well as physical activity. I also love to learn. For fun I am open to just about anything from sporting events to ballroom dancing to maybe even a monster truck rally. ;-)
