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26 Philadelphia, PA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:07am
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Do we look like the kind of store that sells I Just Called to Say I Love You? Go to the mall.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing stories, drinking in parks, applying to MFA programs, cooking meals for anyone who will eat them, eavesdropping on your conversation

UPDATE: I now only have time to write stories, apply to MFA programs and make myself sourdough toast with mustard greens and tomatoes. but i'll make you some too if you want

UPDATE: i occasionally find time to drink tequila heavily to offset the hectic "everything else"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Throwing dinner parties, recounting events with hyperbole, talking to strangers
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"god you ask a lot of questions"

"Why don't you have a Boston accent"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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- Amy Hempel, Raymond Carver, Anne Sexton, Jeanette Winterson, Denis Johnson, Claire Messud
- The Craft, Gunga Din, High Fidelity, My Cousin Vinny, It Happened One Night, Clueless, Star Trek (TNG and DS9 for me please), Battlestar Galactica, Firefly.
- Poison Idea, Sisters of Mercy, The Dead Boys, Black Lips, Sam Cooke, Puerto Rico Flowers, Laura Izibor, Motörhead, Kyuss, The Cure, Electric Wizard, Sleep, Cathedral. All/any 70s-influenced doom metal/stoner metal. Goth-synth-pop. Bluegrass. ALL OVER THE PLACE
- Kale, tahini, tacos, lemons, chickpeas, homemade pasta sauce, sourdough
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I would prefer to not do without my bike, a backpack, fiction, rye whiskey, long telephone calls with friends who live too far, good striped socks, laughing until crying.

that was seven BECAUSE ANARCHY
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-a better word to explain what i want to say
-how to be a good/better friend
-what i want for myself/how do i get it
-what am i going to eat for lunch and how soon can i eat it
-obsessively, obsessively, about how much closer I can get to the person next to me at the bar/on the bench/on the bus/on the street to hear what they're saying and write it down without looking like an unbelievable creep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably tipsy, excited about something, and exaggerating

or at Rays singing Teenage Dirtbag and Add It Up

UPDATE: only writing, working, crying, drinking, or all four at once
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I probably hate you already
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are genuinely funny, sex-positive, kind and sharp.

You can tell me some real bad jokes, you want to drink beer and play card games, get out of Philly to hike, go see a show, cook a meal together, make me laugh to tears, hang out working on respective creative projects.

You understand why the way you treat other people is how I'll really decide how I feel about you. You communicate straightforwardly and effectively. You genuinely value the people around you. You're not an asshole. These are the things everyone wants in new friends, yes?

You value your personal space and will respect mine too.

Message me if you know all the important lines in My Cousin Vinny and you want to drink a lot of whiskey and yell the whole thing.

Don't message me if you're a real adult already and that shit is important to you because it took me three weeks to replace the burnt out bulb in my bathroom. On the upside, I am now a level 10 expert at peeing in the dark. True life.


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