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33 M Lakeland, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:02pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Is there anything more enjoyable than writing wonderful, meaningful, and great things about one's self to be noticed out of hundreds on this fantastic website by the opposite sex? Call me crazy, but I can think of a few. I guess I will give it a try even though I realize the odds are stacked against me. Many will look, some will like, even fewer will respond. I suppose it is a necessary evil to weed out all the future terrible relationships that could have occurred.

Ready? Set. Go!

I can joke about almost anything. If you get easily offended, this won't work. I like to have fun, who doesn't? I have a 7 year old daughter, an 8 year old cat I've had since a kitten, and a 4 month old kitten with no tail that I've named Nubs. I have tattoos. I'm working on finishing my sleeve. My ears are gauged and I have my labret pierced. You can say I'm a nerd in a hardcore looking body. I like Adventure Time and Regular Show. I go to comic conventions. I don't dress up though. I love off-comedy. Look up the Red-Green show or Monty Python and you'll understand. I mostly listen to rock music. From Killswitch Engage to Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. From Jimmy Hendrix to Dropkick Murphy. I love all rock. I enjoy going to concerts. I prefer small venues, House of Blues or The Orpheum. I like fishing. Although I've never hunted, I would go. If you're an animal activist, you could be offended by that. I wouldn't kill just for fun. If I shot an animal, I plan on eating it. I would consider myself fit. I run a few times a week and I do P90X.

I am an estimator/project manager. I am also an unofficial engineer at work half the time.

I watch all kind of movies. My favorite are really bad zombie ones. Netflix has a ton of them! I'm a sports fan. Go Patriots and Rays! Yes I know that's an odd combo considering I hate the Redsox. My favorite dinner is steak and potatoes. I'm a man. That's a manly meal! I will get my metro on when need be and enjoy some sushi. :)

My two biggest hobbies are cooking and gardening. Apartment living has limited my gardening, but I'm doing some experiments on the back porch. I cook almost every night. I like trying new things.

I really can't think of anything else. If I come up with anything else, I'll do some edits. Enjoy. If you made it this far, go ahead and send a message. We both know you already looked at my pictures before even reading this so by now you should be pretty interested.
What I’m doing with my life
Working my ass off. And playing just as hard....
I’m really good at
making people laugh, fixing things, cooking amazing meals
The first things people usually notice about me
my tats, piercings, my blue eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Alas Babylon, Sin City, Pirate Latitudes, Lost World

Movies - Big Lebowski, Office Space, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, any zombie movie

Music - 10 years, 12 stones, 311, the A-Team, Adema, Akon, Alkaline Trio, All that Remains, As I lay Dying, Blur, Bob Marley, The Bravery, Breaking Benjamin, Coal Chamber, Cobra Starship, Coheed and Cambria, Cold, Counting Crows, Crossbreed, Darius Rucker, Davey Suicide, David Guetta, A Day to Remember, Deftones, Deamon Hunter, The Dirty Heads, Ed Sheeran, Evans Blue, Eve 6, Fall Out Boy, Five Finger Death Punch, Flyleaf, Gym Class Heroes, Hawthorne Heights, Hinder, House of Pain, In this Moment, Incubus, Jack Whit, James Taylor, Jamiroquai, Jim Croce, Jimi Hendrix, Killswitch Engage, Lenny Kravitz, Lily Allen, Linkin Park, Lionel Richie, The Lonely Island, Matisyahu, Mumford & Sons, Ne-Yo, One Day as a Lion, Otep, Pillar, Powerman 5000, The Prodigy, Queen, Rage Against the Machine, Red, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Saosin, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Serj Tankian, Sevendust, Skillet, Skindred, Smile Empty Soul, Soundgarden, Spineshank, Static-X, Stephen Lynch, Sublime, T-Pain, Taproot, TrustCompany, The Used, Volbeat, Wayne Static, Whole Wheat Bread, Yellowcard

Food - Pasta, Pizza, Steak, Potatoes, Sushi
The six things I could never do without
My daughter, my phone, a daily Lupe Fiasco song, random dance breaks, internet, music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my plan is when it's time for the Zombie Apocalypse and what will be my next post on twitter.... @jaytmagic also on Instagram and kik with same name..... (Self promotion) lol
On a typical Friday night I am
What the heck is a typical Friday night?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Tongue tacos are freakin amazing!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–39
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are bored and have nothing better to do. Or you are actually interested...