I'm an INTP if that means anything to you.
If that doesn't mean anything to you, I'm introverted, extremely logical and kind of disorganized.
I'm also cool under pressure and good at problem solving. I don't always know the answer, but give me a few minutes and I'll figure out something.
My secretary tells me I should run for President. I'll settle for Judge.
I am staunchly libertarian.
Marksmanship is my hobby. I'm kind of a gun nut. Not like fringe lunatic, survivalist gun nut.... I just like guns and I'm usually packing heat. I'm also pretty good with a blowgun and I recently built a wooden target so I can practice throwing knives (update: I'm terrible at throwing knives).
Don't worry, I'm actually a pretty nice guy.
I really want a Bonsai tree.
I really like cats. I hate llamas. Don't ask me why I hate llamas.
I'm like a cat whisperer. I used to foster kittens and antisocial cats for the Humane Society. I have one long-hair tortie named Miss Kittie. She is better than you.
Dogs are cool too. Animals in general seem to like me and I like them (except llamas). If you have a pet we will most likely be best buds. Me and your pet that is. I don't know about you. You might be a terrible person.
I like trying new and interesting foods. I like traveling mostly because I get to try the local cuisine. If you are a picky eater we probably won't get along. I can cook pretty well, but I don't do it that often.
I can be hard to get close to initially, but I hold dearly those I deem worthy. I'm really close to my family. My two best friends have been my friends forever: one since we were babies and one since middle school. My relationships with women tend to last either a couple of dates or a couple of years.
I'm looking for an awesome woman to be my best friend and partner.
Not really looking for a woman that's just like me (impossible).
I want a woman who complements me in such a way that together we would form an unstoppable super-team capable of destroying small planets, bringing down corrupt government regimes and saving kittens out of trees.
Or we could just get married or something.