Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm 5' 9'' and weigh 155. I'm in decent shape. I'm working on it.
Don't expect a Calvin Klein model, but don't worry about some fat
guy showing up either.
I'm an INTP if that means anything to you.
If that doesn't mean anything to you, I'm introverted, logical and
kind of disorganized.
I'm also cool under pressure and good at problem solving. I like to
think I'm pretty clever.
I spend my days helping keep criminals on the streets. I'm also an
I am staunchly libertarian.
I really like cats. I hate llamas. Don't ask me why I hate
I'm like a cat whisperer. Seriously, it's kind of weird. I used to
foster kittens and antisocial cats for the Humane Society. I'm not
a cat hoarder or anything like that though. I only have one
long-haired tortie named Miss Kittie. She is better than you.
Dogs are cool too, but don't tell Miss Kittie I said that. I get
along with animals in general (except llamas). If you have a pet we
will most likely be best buds. Me and your pet that is. I don't
know you. You might be a terrible person.
I'm extremely easy going and I'm not very particular about what I
do. I like trying new and unusual things and I usually enjoy
myself. I've done some crazy things. I might even tell you about
some of them (after the statute of limitation expires). I like to
keep things interesting. Most recently I went to Alaska. Not really
that crazy, but hey, have you been to Alaska?
I especially like trying new and interesting foods. I like
traveling mostly because I get to try the local cuisine. If you are
a picky eater we probably won't get along. I can cook pretty well,
but I don't do it that often.
I can be difficult to get close to initially, but I hold dearly
those I deem worthy. I'm really close to my family. My two best
friends have been my friends forever: one since we were babies and
one since middle school.
I feel like there are only a very few, select people in the world
who really understand me. I like it that way, but I'd like to add a
lovely woman to that list.
I'm pretty picky about who I allow in my life. You have to be at
least as cool as Miss Kittie. That's pretty stiff
I'd say I'm not just looking for a hook-up, but why would you
believe me? Apparently that's pretty rampant around here.
I really am looking for an awesome woman to eventually be my best
friend and partner.
Not really looking for a woman that's just like me.
I want a woman who complements me in such a way that together we
would form an unstoppable super-team capable of destroying small
planets, bringing down corrupt government regimes and saving
kittens out of trees.
Or we could just get married or something.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having an awesome time when I'm not lawyering.
Trying to find an awesome woman to have an awesome time with when
I'm not lawyering.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting in and out of weird situations
Being full of information- some of it's even useful
Sticking it to "The Man"
The first things people usually notice about me
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Before 'The Man' got to me it probably would have been my long
hair. Drunk people used to tell me I looked like Kurt Cobain.
Now I don't really know.
This seems like a question that is better answered by people who
are not me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: DOUGLAS ADAMS, Stephen King, Stephen Hunter, F. Paul Wilson,
Clive Barker, Michael Crichton, John Grisham, Ayn Rand
Lately I've been into historical fiction. I'm currently reading
Conn Iggulden's Genghis series. Studying techniques for when I
conquer the world.
Movies: Terminator 2 is my favorite movie. I like over-thinking
time travel paradoxes.
I'm a big horror movie fan.
I'll watch almost anything. I can even appreciate chick flix (with
a few notable exceptions)
TV: South Park, Vikings, King of the Hill, Jeopardy, Boston Legal,
Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Sons of Anarchy,
Music: \m/HEAVY F***IN' METAL\m/
I've been listening to a lot of Doom Metal lately.
Old school gangsta rap amuses me. Country if I'm in the right
Food: EVERYTHING. I love trying different kinds of food. If you are
a picky eater we probably won't get along.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything and Nothing.
Yeah, my undergraduate major was Philosophy.
I don't believe in them. Yeah I've seen them. I've even petted one
and fed one before. Still, they are too absurd to exist. If you had
never heard of a giraffe before and someone described it to you,
would you believe it?
IMAGINE. A 16 foot tall camel looking thing with spots, little
nubby horns, an 8 foot long neck, and an 18 inch long blue
Even Dr. Seuss would say that's outrageous.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something atypical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The most private thing I'm willing to admit? On the internet?
This question is so paradoxical that I fear that if do come up with
an answer the universe will implode.
You should message me if
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