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juanvelaz

46 San Antonio, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 27, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Friends say i'm witty, spontaneous, fun, crazy, have a loud laugh; I like to keep things light and funny, I think I can crack you up with little effort, don't like serious topics of conversation like politics or the price of gas, but I do see the value in being educated on the subject. I consider laughter and happiness the best things in life, so the phrase "the best things in life are free" must be true! I like sometimes to have a marathon weekend of TV (Californication, 30 Rock, Family Guy), and love live sports on TV, especially now that I have an HDTV...soccer fans score extra points with me! I like the occasional play or art exhibit, and foreign culture just fascinates me! I'm most comfortable taking someone out to dinner, a comedy show, bowling, a movie, a soccer game(now that we have our very own pro soccer team), or lounging around at a bar. If you're down to earth, humble yet quitely confident, likes to exchange witty banter, takes herself seriously but not too into herself then take a chance with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Honestly just doing the best I can with it, and like most Americans, want to be debt free someday...I think I'm heading in that direction, but I have seen signs of shopaholism. :-)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, observing, cracking people up, sitting on the couch watching TV, finding my way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My HUGE head (its normal size, so I'm told, but I think otherwise)and that I have a loud, joyous laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything Crichton, Patterson, or Ludlow; Sarah Silverman's The Bed Wetter, Chelsea Handler's My Vertical Life, Da Vinci Code, and most suspense/detective novels. Some of my favorite recent movies are The Hangover, Hot Tub Time Machine, Avatar, and She's Out of My League; and some of my all time favorites are LA Confidential, Star Wars, Full Metal Jacket, Happy Gilmore, Saving Private Ryan, Internal Affairs, Amores Perros, This is Spinal Tap, and most Monty Python. TV Shows I love are 30 Rock, Family Guy, Archer, The League, Dog Whisperer, How I met your Mom, Legend of the Seeker, True Blood, Party Down, and anything with wildlife on NG or Discovery. My musical tastes span across lots of genres, but country and new age not so much. I am a food connoisseur, and by that I mean I will eat almost anything, from burgers to uni (although I've only had it once, it was good).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Mom, Chuy (my fat dog), HD TV, peanut butter, soccer, a can opener.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The past, the present, the future...sometimes nothing at all, sometimes lots of things at once.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Could be a Happy Hour if I feel like unwinding from work, or dinner with family/friends, or a movie night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I have Katy Perry and Keisha on my IPod. I don't have a problem with it.
You should message me if
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You are a friend to the environment, you are funny or at least think you are, likes dogs, can drive a stick shift, look as sexy in jeans and a t-shirt as you do in a LBD - its not easy but possible, I've seen it :-)