"Doug: the build-up will lead to eventual disappointment."
I love dressing nice but sometimes I look like a bum. I have yet to be given change, though. People are jerks.
I love my one tattoo and would love more. Like, um, four more. Or, hey, maybe five. Don't want to discriminate against single-digit numbers.
I love to travel when I can. Europe was great. Except for the smells. Man, the smells.
I love playing nerdy board games with my nerdy dude friends. Nerd is the new chic, right?
I love that my office at work is adorned with metal prints of Marty McFly, The Driver, and Mad Max.
I love strawberries and Malbec, but, hmm, not at the same time. That just seems irresponsible.
"If I was stranded on a desert island and could only take one thing, it'd be Douglas."
bonus points if you know that quote.