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judgedoug

34 Richmond, VA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the silver lining on the mushroom clouds.

"Doug: the build-up will lead to eventual disappointment."

I love dressing nice but sometimes I look like a bum. I have yet to be given change, though. People are jerks.

I love to travel when I can. Europe was great. Except for the smells. Man oh man, those smells.

I love playing nerdy board games with my nerdy dude friends. Nerd is the new cool, right? That's what I mutter into the darkness as I cry myself to sleep every night.

I love strawberries and Malbec! But, wait, not at the same time. That just seems irresponsible.

I want more tattoos. Like, um, maybe five more. See, you just never know when you want a portrait of every member of the Jackson 5 permanently etched onto your naked flesh.

"If I was stranded on a desert island and could only take one thing, it'd be Douglas."

Love is just a bloodsport, son.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Director of Information Technology. Painter of random small things. Organizer of Ultimate Bum Shock Fights. I also like to sleep occasionally!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing. Levitation. Doing square roots in my head while inebriated. I also have a sweet robot voice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that I'm forty feet tall and constantly emit high powered laser beams from my fingertips. I just hide it really well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: Calvin & Hobbes always and forever. Heinlein, Lovecraft, Palahniuk, Hemingway, Tolkien. Judge Dredd comics.

movies: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Drive, Spirited Away, Control, Shawshank Redemption, Stardust Memories, Aliens, Mad Max, Blade Runner, Dredd, the Seven Samurai, Lord of the Rings, Royal Tenenbaums, The Thing, American Psycho

tv: Arrested Development. Adventure Time, Game of Thrones, True Detective, The 100, Always Sunny, Twin Peaks, Trailer Park Boys, Firefly, the Office, Star Trek, Robotech, Mad Men, the IT Crowd, Archer, Cosmos, The Day the Universe Changed

music: Interpol, Joy Division, Front 242, Muse, Metric, IAMX, Ladytron, Depeche Mode, Arcade Fire, Gold Zebra, Pulp, The Killers, Gary Numan, Kavinsky, White Lies, Mew, I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness, Velvet Acid Christ, Front Line Assembly

food: I could eat sushi 24/7 no joke. Also sending some mad love to Thai and Indian cuisine. PS sriracha on everything ever.

video games: I need Zelda in my life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - my jet pack
2 - the very realistic layer of fake flesh that covers the cold steel of my robot endoskeleton
3 - my transmogrifier
4 - a life-size animatronic puppet of you
5 - the band that follows me around playing my soundtrack
6 - the cloud waves breaking, the twin suns over lake Hali sinking, and the shadows lengthening, in lost Carcosa
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- what I'm going to think about next
- how does one actually combine robot lions into Voltron
- how Osgiliath can be reclaimed
- if it's socially acceptable to rub people's faces with my fingertips to see if they are real
- 18th century European history because the War of Spanish Succession is really awesome, dudes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
whatever sounds amazing at that particular moment.
or Netflix. duh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Fifty percent of my clothing purchases are from Teefury
The other fifty percent are Armani|Exchange
I got married when I was a wee lad and then got divorced shortly after that
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you require sarcasm and humor to live
- you will dance to Talking Heads songs in public with me
- you are capable of holding your own during swingset fights
- you can pretend to understand art in a museum with me and have an excellent pondering face
- you can name all Nine Ringwraiths
- you enjoy staying up way too late and walking around exploring the city,
- or staying in and making some tasty foods and watching a sweet movie

I have no filter and I have no idea what I'm doing whatsoever. Actually, I just hit random keys on my keyboard and all this just happened.

I'm always down for whatever. Especially if it involves trying to draw caricatures of each other on napkins.