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34 Richmond, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:13pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm the silver lining on the mushroom clouds.

"Doug: the build-up will lead to eventual disappointment."

I love dressing nice but sometimes I look like a bum. I have yet to be given change, though. People are jerks.

I love my one tattoo and would love more. Like, um, four more. Or, hey, maybe five. Don't want to discriminate against single-digit numbers.

I love to travel when I can. Europe was great. Except for the smells. Man, the smells.

I love playing nerdy board games with my nerdy dude friends. Nerd is the new chic, right?

I love that my office at work is adorned with metal prints of Marty McFly, The Driver, and Mad Max.

I love strawberries and Malbec, but, hmm, not at the same time. That just seems irresponsible.

"If I was stranded on a desert island and could only take one thing, it'd be Douglas."
bonus points if you know that quote.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Director of Information Technology.

Painter of random small things.

Organizer of Ultimate Bum Electroshock Fights.

I also like to sleep occasionally!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing. Levitation. Doing square roots in my head while inebriated.

I also have a sweet robot voice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The fact that I'm 40 feet tall and constantly emit high powered laser beams from my fingertips. I just hide it really well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: Calvin & Hobbes always and forever. Heinlein, Lovecraft, GRR Martin, Palahniuk, Hemingway. Judge Dredd comics.

movies: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Drive, American Psycho, Spirited Away, Control, Shawshank Redemption, Stardust Memories, Aliens, Mad Max, Blade Runner, Dredd, the Seven Samurai, Annie Hall, Nausicaa, Evil Dead series, Rushmore, the Thing, Lord of the Rings

tv: Arrested Development. Adventure Time, Game of Thrones, True Detective, Walking Dead, Always Sunny, Twin Peaks, Trailer Park Boys, Firefly, the Office, Parks & Rec, the various Star Treks, Robotech, Mad Men, the IT Crowd, Orange is the New Black

music: Interpol, Muse, Joy Division, Front 242, the Strokes, Metric, IAMX, Ladytron, Depeche Mode, Arcade Fire, Gold Zebra, Chromatics, Pulp, the Killers, Gary Numan, Kavinsky, Glass Candy, White Lies, Mew, I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness, Velvet Acid Christ, Front Line Assembly

food: I could eat Sushi constantly. Also sending some mad love to Thai and Indian cuisine. PS sriracha on everything ever. Is it acceptable to bathe in mac & cheese?

video games: I need Zelda in my life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - my jet pack
2 - the very realistic layer of fake flesh that covers the cold steel of my robot endoskeleton
3 - my transmogrifier
4 - a life-size animatronic puppet of you
5 - the band that follows me around playing my soundtrack
6 - the cloud waves breaking, the twin suns over lake Hali sinking, and the shadows lengthening, in lost Carcosa
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- what I'm going to think about next
- how does one actually combine robot lions into Voltron
- how Osgiliath can be reclaimed
- my next tattoo
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
whatever sounds amazing at that particular moment.
or Netflix. duh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm totally a nerd who wears Jean Paul Gaultier and I shop for clothes equally from Teefury and Armani|Exchange.

Yeah, I don't know either.

Oh, I got married when I was a youngin' and got divorced shortly afterwards. So there's that.
You should message me if
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- you require sarcasm and humor to live
- you will dance to Talking Heads songs in public with me
- you are capable of holding your own during swingset fights
- you can pretend to understand art in a museum with me and have an excellent pondering face
- you enjoy staying up way too late and walking around exploring the city,
- or staying in and making some tasty foods and watching a sweet movie
- you share my desire to have like, y'know, a family at some point. With kids and a mortgage and (hopefully) space travel.

I have no filter and I have no idea what I'm doing whatsoever. Actually, I just hit random keys on my keyboard and all this just happened.

I'm always down for whatever. Especially if it involves trying to draw caricatures of each other on napkins.