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33 M Richmond, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:34pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
When drinking
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm the silver lining on the mushroom clouds.

(I should note that I am a Scorpio.)

I love dressing nice but sometimes I look like a bum.

I love dancing, I love my dancing style, and so do you.

I love my one tattoo and would love more.

I love to travel when I can.

I love playing nerdy board games with my nerdy dude friends.

I love that my office is painted black and is adorned with posters of Blade Runner and Dawn of the Dead.

I love strawberries and Malbec, but not at the same time.
What I’m doing with my life
Director of Information Technology.
Since I'm the boss, I'm on-call 24/7! Lemme tell you, getting called at 3am because a network server is down is like really the best thing ever.

I'm currently NOT poisoning hobos, no matter what anyone tells you.

I also like to sleep occasionally!
I’m really good at
Dancing. Levitation. Doing square roots while inebriated.

I also have a sweet robot voice.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I'm 40 feet tall and constantly emit high powered laser beams from my fingertips. I just hide it really well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: Calvin & Hobbes always and forever. Heinlein, Lovecraft, GRR Martin, Palahniuk. Currently reading Hemingway, because, he's great.

movies: Aliens, Mad Max, Blade Runner, Dredd, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, American Psycho, Spirited Away, Control, Shawshank Redemption, Stardust Memories, the Seven Samurai, Annie Hall, Nausicaa, Evil Dead series, Rushmore, the Thing, Lord of the Rings, etc

tv: Arrested Development. Adventure Time! Game of Thrones, True Detective, Walking Dead, Always Sunny, Attack on Titan, Twin Peaks, Firefly, Supernatural, the Office, Parks & Rec, the various Star Treks, Robotech, Mad Men, the IT Crowd

music: Interpol, Muse, Joy Division, Front 242, the Strokes, Metric, IAMX, Ladytron, Depeche Mode, Arcade Fire, Gold Zebra, Pulp, the Killers, Gary Numan, Kavinsky, Danger, White Lies, Mew, I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness, Velvet Acid Christ, Front Line Assembly

food: I could eat Sushi constantly. Also sending some mad love to Thai and Indian cuisine. PS sriracha on everything ever.

video games: I need Zelda in my life.
The six things I could never do without
1 - my jet pack
2 - the very realistic layer of fake flesh that covers the cold steel of my robot endoskeleton
3 - my transmogrifier
4 - my life-size animatronic puppet of you
5 - the band that follows me around playing my soundtrack
6 - the cloud waves breaking, the twin suns over lake Hali sinking, and the shadows lengthening, in lost Carcosa
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- what I'm going to think about next
- global warming followed by global cooling followed by global lukewarming
- how does one actually combine robot lions into Voltron
- how Osgiliath can be reclaimed
- my next tattoo. Pretty sure it's gonna be SPQR on my upper right arm. Pretty sure you'll get like five cool points if you know what the reference is. Pretty sure I'll get a Calvin & Hobbes tattoo after that. Pretty sure you'll get like five more cool points if you can help me decide where it should go.
On a typical Friday night I am
whatever sounds amazing at that particular moment.
or Netflix. duh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to paint in my free time. Work is stressful so I find that the time I spend focused on doing something slightly artistic with my hands is kinda zen and relaxing. Also - SHH! - I'm kind of a nerd.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
- you require sarcasm and humor to live
- you dance to Talking Heads songs in public (or don't mind that I do)
- you can challenge me at swingset fights
- you pretend to understand art in a museum and have an excellent pondering face
- you enjoy staying up way too late and walking around exploring the city,
- or staying in and making some tasty foods and watching a sweet movie

Disclaimer - I have no filter and I have no idea what I'm doing whatsoever. Actually, I just hit random keys on my keyboard and all this just happened.

I'm always down for whatever. Especially if it involves trying to draw caricatures of each other on napkins.