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33 M Richmond, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 12
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
When drinking
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm the silver lining on the mushroom clouds.

(I should note that I am a Scorpio.)

I love dressing nice but sometimes I look like a bum.

I love dancing, and I love my dancing style, which is an interesting mix of controlled flailings.

I love my one tattoo and would love more.

I love to travel when I can.

I love my '13 Camaro but man I do not love the car payment.

I love playing nerdy board games with my nerdy dude friends.

I love that my office is painted black and is adorned with posters of Blade Runner and Dawn of the Dead.

I love strawberries and Malbec, but not at the same time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Director of Information Technology.

Painter of random small things.

Organizer of Ultimate Bum Shock Fights.

I also like to sleep occasionally!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing. Levitation. Doing square roots while inebriated.

I also have a sweet robot voice.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The fact that I'm 40 feet tall and constantly emit high powered laser beams from my fingertips. I just hide it really well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: Calvin & Hobbes always and forever. Heinlein, Lovecraft, GRR Martin, Palahniuk, Hemingway

movies: Aliens, Mad Max, Blade Runner, Dredd, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, American Psycho, Spirited Away, Control, Shawshank Redemption, Stardust Memories, the Seven Samurai, Annie Hall, Nausicaa, Evil Dead series, Rushmore, the Thing, Lord of the Rings

tv: Arrested Development. Adventure Time, Game of Thrones, True Detective, Walking Dead, Always Sunny, Attack on Titan, Twin Peaks, Firefly, Supernatural, the Office, Parks & Rec, the various Star Treks, Robotech, Mad Men, the IT Crowd

music: Interpol, Muse, Joy Division, Front 242, the Strokes, Metric, IAMX, Ladytron, Depeche Mode, Arcade Fire, Gold Zebra, Pulp, the Killers, Gary Numan, Kavinsky, Danger, White Lies, Mew, I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness, Velvet Acid Christ, Front Line Assembly

food: I could eat Sushi constantly. Also sending some mad love to Thai and Indian cuisine. PS sriracha on everything ever.

video games: I need Zelda in my life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - my jet pack
2 - the very realistic layer of fake flesh that covers the cold steel of my robot endoskeleton
3 - my transmogrifier
4 - my life-size animatronic puppet of you
5 - the band that follows me around playing my soundtrack
6 - the cloud waves breaking, the twin suns over lake Hali sinking, and the shadows lengthening, in lost Carcosa
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- what I'm going to think about next
- global warming followed by global cooling followed by global lukewarming
- how does one actually combine robot lions into Voltron
- how Osgiliath can be reclaimed
- my next tattoo
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
whatever sounds amazing at that particular moment.
or Netflix. duh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm totally a nerd who wears Jean Paul Gaultier and I shop for clothes equally from Teefury and Armani|Exchange.

Yeah, I don't know either.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you require sarcasm and humor to live
- you will dance to Talking Heads songs in public with me
- you are capable of holding your own during swingset fights
- you can pretend to understand art in a museum with me and have an excellent pondering face
- you enjoy staying up way too late and walking around exploring the city,
- or staying in and making some tasty foods and watching a sweet movie

I have no filter and I have no idea what I'm doing whatsoever. Actually, I just hit random keys on my keyboard and all this just happened.

I'm always down for whatever. Especially if it involves trying to draw caricatures of each other on napkins.