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My self-summary Propose an edit

Wot up G, DAMN you lookin' fine ;) Why not come on back to my crib homeboy...

I's a black, gay, rapper dude trapped so cruelly in the cocoon of a white, hetero, student biatch - yeah man, life sucks, word, word...

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What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Leading a feminist riot and beating men into submission with spikey clubs and suchlike (SO much fun). I'm always looking for allies so if you'd like to join the force just drop me a line...perhaps you're a woman seeking revenge on malekind, or perhaps you yourself are a man but you hate other men because mostly they have much more ample lunch boxes or are more successful than yourself...whatever your reason JOIN FREE TODAY and start living the dream...

In the wise words of Faithless, 'inaction is a weapon of mass destruction' and so I'm also in the process of single handedly exposing and overthrowing corrupt, oppressive world governments and regaining global harmony, but in my spare time I study Biology and Psychology at Uni with a view to becoming a researcher of some description...doesn't sound very interesting but I think blowing things up in a lab and electrocuting people for a living could actually be pretty good fun, mwa ha ha ha!

I'm really good at Propose an edit

1) Erm, eating cheese...as in cheddar and brie, and mozarella...with or
without crackers...often on a pizza or other...cheese is great - you
know there is a name for a person deemed to be 'obsessed' with cheese,
yeah a 'Turophile' (sounds pretty sinister doesn't it :/)

2) I can say the alphabet, in baby language, really really quickly - it's
an extremely rare and treasured gift, indicative of true diversity :)... well, can you say the alphabet really quickly in baby talk?! No, thought not :p

3) I can make men orgasm simply by winking at them ;)

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

That they recognise me from some movie they can't quite put their finger on? o_O

The sign on my head that says 'unsuspecting doormat'?

Dunno, you tell me...perhaps that my hair is nearly down to my batty/hiney/tush

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

I fell into this trap the first time I did my profile so I'm avoiding it the second time around, but I will say that I don't generally read books apart from educational ones (obligatory as part of Uni studies), although I really liked Rose Madder, and I like a range of films and music, esp. rock and trance, and comedy such as the Mighty Boosh - I went to see them recently at the Liverpool Echo Arena and they were great - was sat right near the front & got a Boosh hoody as memorabilia also :).

BTW if you haven't seen 'Taken' yet at the cinema you MUST go and watch it, it's brilliant, seriously - best film you're likely to see for a while :)

Oh, and definitely check out jonlajoie on youtube, namely 'Everday Normal Guy' , 'Everyday Normal Guy 2' , 'Rapist Glasses' , 'Paedophile Beards', and 'Friends with God' ...he's a funny guy :)

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Jonlajoie
Noel Fielding
The Mighty Boosh
Noel Fielding
Julian Barratt
Noel Fielding

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

What I'd like to be when I grow up, saving the planet and applied quantum/metaphysics :)

'I love you, you love me, we're a happy family'

o_O

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Spying on Bush, Blair and the Russians (but, pssshhh don't blow me cover...)

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

OK, OK, I admit it, the rumours are all true - it is me in Scandinavian Sluts IV :p

Hmm, I have been accused of being a lesbian more times than should generally occur by probability, due fancying lady-boys like Noel Fielding (sorry Noel) and suchlike; I'm slowly beginning to wonder if there is any truth in the accusations o_O

Also, my real name means 'Bumfluff', it's derived from something Roman :D

Oh, and I was chaste for four years waiting for a non-existent 'one' many moons ago

And P.S. in case you couldn't tell I was joking about the porno :D

You should message me if Propose an edit

You are not a chauvinist, pervert or homicidal maniac, esp. if you believe in the equality of our fellow animals - I'll never understand why people imagine that humans are more important than other species; it's preposterous *up on my high horse feeling smug* :) (smug face...). Yeah, well it is pretty backward if you ask me.

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