Avoiding Cliches while making a profile can prove to be a
challenging thing. so lets get one thing straight,
Rather than being eclectic I tend to be narrow minded.
Closed to new experiences, i prefer routine.
Often taking the people around me for granted, I rarely do anything unpredictable.
Long walkes and the outdoors bore me, especially sunsets and beaches.
Cultural experiences such as music and art scare me.
Little about me could be considered interesting, i don't do much.
I like a good polka, I write musak.
Often critical of the way people look and act, never saying anything to your face I will talk about you behind you back.
Travel is of little interest to me, foreign languages and people who are "different" intimidate me.
I am often lax with my personal hygiene, in school I was called dingleberry for good reason.
Scaring children is both fun and a sport.
I will mentally undress you the moment we meet.
Both narcoleptic and have mild Tourette syndrome, its hard to be out in public with me.
Passion is overrated, I like to schedule sexual encounters, bi monthly seems to be working right now.
I have a large collection of littlest pet shops, I need a partner who likes to use squeaky little voices while acting out various scenes.
Prohibited from both the olive garden chain and chick fillet, its a long story. I cant travel to Canada again.
Thick woolen socks in bed are ok.
Pressing those rectangular 9v batteries to my tongue for periods of time excites me.
Taping my thumbs to my hands and pretending to be a dinosaur is cool.
Still not convinced the earth is round.
I like to drive just below the speed limit in the passing lane of the highway
I talk to my mom before I do stuff
Earwax is cool, I collect it. If you have any I would like it
My wife willowshadow.
Rather than being eclectic I tend to be narrow minded.
Closed to new experiences, i prefer routine.
Often taking the people around me for granted, I rarely do anything unpredictable.
Long walkes and the outdoors bore me, especially sunsets and beaches.
Cultural experiences such as music and art scare me.
Little about me could be considered interesting, i don't do much.
I like a good polka, I write musak.
Often critical of the way people look and act, never saying anything to your face I will talk about you behind you back.
Travel is of little interest to me, foreign languages and people who are "different" intimidate me.
I am often lax with my personal hygiene, in school I was called dingleberry for good reason.
Scaring children is both fun and a sport.
I will mentally undress you the moment we meet.
Both narcoleptic and have mild Tourette syndrome, its hard to be out in public with me.
Passion is overrated, I like to schedule sexual encounters, bi monthly seems to be working right now.
I have a large collection of littlest pet shops, I need a partner who likes to use squeaky little voices while acting out various scenes.
Prohibited from both the olive garden chain and chick fillet, its a long story. I cant travel to Canada again.
Thick woolen socks in bed are ok.
Pressing those rectangular 9v batteries to my tongue for periods of time excites me.
Taping my thumbs to my hands and pretending to be a dinosaur is cool.
Still not convinced the earth is round.
I like to drive just below the speed limit in the passing lane of the highway
I talk to my mom before I do stuff
Earwax is cool, I collect it. If you have any I would like it
My wife willowshadow.
