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juiceasaurus

26 M Atlanta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"I took a trip to the year 3000, this song had gone multi-platinum. Everybody bought our seventh album, it had outsold Kelly Clarkson."

My friends often describe me with one word, jolly. I think it describes me perfectly and I don't see any reason to dispute it.

Yes, I do realize the quote at the top is a Jonas Brothers song and that they are covering Busted, I also realize that Busted had slightly different lyrics. I just like the Jonas Brothers version a bit more. I'm not great at writing these things so I am going to riddle it with quotes that I find funny.

"This is where the law stops, and I start."

-Sylvester Stallone (Cobra)

"Why you swerve so much? Cuz my nerves fucked up!"

-Lil' Boosie

"Bitch, you come in my house you gon' eat my food the way I fuckin' make it."

-Lafayette (True Blood)

"I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food I'm making!"

-Julia Child

Hopefully these quotes don't scare you off quite yet but that is the end of them.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I cook at a restaurant near Atlantic Station and go to school at Kennesaw State. I'm an English major and I am definitely not sure exactly what I want to do when I graduate, I guess I'm still searching for that one. Teaching wouldn't be a bad job, I could see that as being a great career for me. Who knows though, I'm sure I'll figure it out eventually!
I’m really good at
Cooking! I love making food for parties and what not. My favorite part about doing that is creating a menu, I love finding a theme to stick to and creating dishes to go along with that theme. For the Academy Awards I hosted a party and made a themed dish to go with each movie. It was a lot of fun!
The first things people usually notice about me
People usually notice my smile! I am almost always smiling, I took that "it takes more muscles to frown" thing very seriously as a child. After that my eyes, they are very blue but you have to get me to open my eyes wide in order to catch a glimpse!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole, Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk, The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas, All of Richard Matheson's Short Stories (check him out, I Am Legend is only about 100 pages and has 100 times the impact of the movie), Harry Potter, The Ear, The Eye and The Arm by Nancy Farmer, The Great Gatsby, The Canterbury Tales, American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis, The Princess Bride by William Goldman, The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger.

Movies: Forgetting Sarah Marshall, 50/50, Chinatown, V for Vendetta, The Usual Suspects, Gladiator, Robin Hood Men In Tights, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Planes Trains and Automobiles, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Children of Men, Raiders of the Lost Ark, American Beauty, Kill Bill, Snatch, Trainspotting, The Royal Tenenbaums, Zombieland, Airplane, Clerks, Planet Terror, Dr. Caligari, Kickass, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Stand By Me, The Phantom of the Opera, Rent, Army of Darkness, The Evil Dead, Dazed and Confused, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Animal House, The Little Mermaid, Ratatouille, Some Like It Hot, Starship Troopers, Almost Famous, Trollhunter, Amelie, Run Lola Run. I also love campy, terrible horror movies old and new. I laugh with them and at them, but I also respect them for what they are, great exploitation.

Shows: Community, Pushing Daisies, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Veronica Mars, Lost, Portlandia, Shameless, True Blood, Californication, Weeds, How I Met Your Mother, Raising Hope, Castle, Dexter, Arrested Development, Justified, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, The O.C.

Music: The Black Keys, The White Stripes, STS9, Jackie Chain, Cold War Kids, Yelle, Blink-182, Kreayshawn, M.I.A., Three Six Mafia, Mystikal, The Allman Brothers, The Grateful Dead, Warren Zevon, Aphex Twin, Ben Harper, Does It Offend You Yeah, Cake, Childish Gambino, Daft Punk, Elliot Lipp, Regina Spektor, Glass Candy, Gucci Mane, Justin Timberlake, Ke$ha, Lemon Jelly, Medeski Martin and Wood, Nelly Furtado, Peaches, Simian Mobile Disco, Wu-Tang Clan, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Wilco

Food: I will try and probably like anything you put in front of me. I am a pretty adventurous eater and I have zero dietary restrictions.
The six things I could never do without
I'm terrible at this sort of thing since I feel like I could be ok without most things.

1. Friends
2. Family
3. A book to read
4. Netflix/Hulu
5. Water
6. Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, the Universe, and Everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my buddies! Either going out to the bars or having a nice night in, I am always prepared for the best of times!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a very big Tennessee Volunteers fan.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think you and I would get along swimmingly. You are bored and want to strike up a convo. You think I'm pretty. You think you're pretty. You need a book recommendation or a film recommendation based on your mood. Really anything!