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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18-24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 25
5' 1" (1.55m)
Body Type
Full figured
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English, Sign Language (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
With the blood of the Norse and the wing span of a t-rex, this youngin sets out to fill the world with snuggles and punk rock. Cause let's face it, they're basically the same thing.

ESPF personality
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to not die of exposure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Always being late for things.

Calling everyone and their mother "homie", regardless of my level of respect for them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I take up all the air in the room.

I'm real fuckin cute.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
F Scott Fitzgerald, Aldus Huxley, John Green

Ska, punk, shitty pop punk, country, old school hip hop
Sublime is my favorite band
Modern baseball and Elle king are my current kick.

Dark comedies, anything by tarantino or Rodriguez, gore, mean girls, Cohen brothers movies, tangled, princess and the frog, brave, documentaries, goodfellas, horror, pitch perfect is pretty great, Adam Sandler movies

Food is good
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family/friends
2. Make up
3. Marlboro reds
4. Beer
5. The smell of fresh cut babies
6. Unnecessary lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shmokin weed shmokin weed
Doin coke, drinkin beers
Drinkin beers, beers, beers
Rollin fatties, smokin blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smokes the blunts.
Rollin blunts and smokin them

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes when I see people with the same hair color as me I like to stare them down, because in my mind there can only be one.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You agree that the best horror movies are equal parts comedy and gore.

You can quote the movie "EVOLUTION".

You will message me first and not just say "hey".

You know all the words to jump around by house of pain.

You wanna watch mars attacks! Unironically (that's not a word)