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jukejointhussy

20 Chicago, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 20
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
With the blood of the Norse and the wing span of a t-rex, this youngin sets out to fill the world with snuggles and punk rock. Cause let's face it, they're basically the same thing.

ESPF personality 4 lyfe.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Im in school to become fluent in american sign language. My dream is to get my degree in deaf culture and interpreting from gallaudet university and hit that old Oregon trail to head out west in search of work. Here's hoping I don't get dysentary.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, SFX makeup, making liquid latex prosthetics, communicating with the hearing impaired.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I take up all the air in the room (bonus points if you get the reference).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
F Scott Fitzgerald, Aldus Huxley, John Green

Ska, punk, shitty pop punk, country, old school hip hop
Sublime is my favorite band
Modern baseball and Elle king are my current kick.

Dark comedies, anything by tarantino or Rodriguez, gore, mean girls, Cohen brothers movies, tangled, princess and the frog, brave, documentaries, horror, pitch perfect is pretty great, Adam Sandler movies

Food is good
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family/friends
2. make up
3. Smokes
4. Whiskey/ snobby beer
5. The smell of fresh cut babies
6. Unnecessary lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Murder
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shmokin weed shmokin weed
Doin coke, drinkin beers
Drinkin beers, beers, beers
Rollin fatties, smokin blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smokes the blunts.
Rollin blunts and smokin them

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
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MY JUNGLE LOVE
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Harry potter sucks
Kyle kinane is one of the most attractive men I have ever met.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You agree that the best horror movies are equal parts comedy and gore.

You can quote the movie evolution.

You will message me first and not just say "hey".

You know all the words to jump around by house of pain.