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juliebond007

30 Tucson, AZ Woman

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), German (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
disclaimer: Just got out of a long-term relationship, so I'm not looking for hook ups, just people who can have a good time and help remind me that not everyone is terrible.

I try not to take life too seriously. I say stupid things like "crikey" and "blast."
I go out of my way to conserve and recycle, and yell at people who waste things.
I moved to Texas in 2005 from New York State- near Buffalo, not NYC. Moved to Tucson almost 3 years ago.
I grew up in a small town and although I don't miss everyone knowing my personal business, I miss the close relationships I used to have with people. And I miss clear summer nights out by the fire and all of that country redneck stuff. I'll probably move out into the country within the next 10 years. Preferably on a ranch with tons of animals who will listen to my nonstop babbling about how effed we all are. I talk to my cats and yell at the TV and Radio, and if that weirds you out then good. Chances are I won't like you anyway.
I'm pretty laid back but I tend to over analyze things because I was once too laid back.
I seem to have trust issues, but it's kind of natural considering how much people are assholes.
I would like to meet people with a good sense of humor and an open mind... and people I can dance with. Ich mag tanze gern!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Back in skoo... Double major: German Studies and Foreign Affairs.
Work part-time to afford life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
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Texas Hold 'Em.

Hating.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am a living being.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- Sherlock Holmes stories, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Thorn Birds, A Song of Ice and Fire Series, Jon Ronson, Holocaust and WWII Lit.
Economist, Foreign Affairs

Movies- I'm open to anything except for horror flicks, they are just too cheesy. I'm all about stupid comedies, Tropic Thunder is one of my favorite all time dumbass humor flicks- along with Super Troopers, Big Lebowski... Inglorious Basterds is one of my top 5 fa sho. Also big into war and gangster-types. If I could make money off of stupid movie knowledge and quotes I'd be a millionaire.
Christopher Nolan is a genius.

Shows- Outlander, VICE, Game of Thrones, Anything on HBO (Real Time w/Bill Maher, The Wire, Jon Oliver, etc.), House of Cards, Seinfeld, Sherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch should marry me), The X-Files, Bones, Mad Men, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Lock Up, Firefly, Malcolm in the Middle, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, Daily Show, Colbert Report (when they were on), Parks and Recreation, The Office. Oh! ... and Cops, how could I forget Cops??
I like browsing Amazon & Netflix for documentaries on the American Prison system and anything else that looks interesting - like how much poison we are feeding our children.

Food- Open for suggestions. French, ethiopian, local farm to table. Steaks. Burgers. Kingfisher, the restaurant.

Music- I really enjoy EDM (electronic dance music) and have since I was in high school. If you don't like electronic music, that's ok - It doesn't mean I party all night and go to raves and do drugs (sometimes I do) - I just appreciate good beats as should everyone with any thread of musical taste.

I listen to a lot of old school gangster rap (east v. west) and classic rock, but I enjoy a lot of "indie" music I guess you could say. My fav band is The Black Keys and I've dug them forevvvvv. The XX, Magic Carpets, Raconteurs, Kings of Leon, Patrick Wolf. Add some 80s and 90s in the mix and that's a road trip.

Sometimes, I still enjoy old country like Garth Brooks, George Straight and the classics like Johnny Cash and Patsy Cline.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, Oxygen, Food, Sleep, Eyes, Feet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why most Prius drivers are such tumbling dick weeds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering why I am not a trust fund baby.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This isn't where I parked my car.
You should message me if
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You accept imperfection.