If you're not laughing by the end of this, have low self-esteem, just separated, can't get over your ex and want a quick hook-up with a great guy-only to see what you've been missing all this time and need drama to fill in the voids, only want a cyber or pen pal...it probably won't work with us, so good luck on your search!
My best traits: I'm happy & funny, I actually like people, I've NEVER cheated, been to a strip club, had a one nighter, taken drugs or need meds, hardly ever drink, am well grounded, fun, wickedly funny, stable, know my way around a woman's body, considerate, happy, have sexy teeth and a twinkle in my eyes, great legs (good enough for a kilt!), know how to kiss, have a bit of a naughty side and believe that sex can only get better with the same partner over time, am usually a gentleman with good manners, and am: tall, dark and (you fill in the blank)! Did I say funny?
Things I love (not in any particular order): almost all movies, my family, honesty, friends, sexiness, fresh breath, women's bodies, women in skirts and dresses, eating healthy, weekend and day trips (sometimes to Hawaii), lower back dimples, airports (remember the movie LOVE ACTUALLY?), world traveling, lingering perfume, driving, getting and giving massages (I've been told I have great hands!), photography, great legs, bagpipes, a healthy body, single malt scotch, Asian design, interior design, architecture, travel shows, nice breasts (yes, I said it, but didn't say what size...), bikinis, high heels on women, kissing, hugging....;-) And no, just because I've never been married doesn't mean anything except that I haven't found the right one...yet!
My ideal match will be: honest, real, fun, talkative, vivacious, sexy (in her own way), HAPPY, a cute or sexy dresser, classy, health conscious, fearless, has learned from her past, a flirt and tease(with me), EMPLOYED, self sufficient, affectionate, a great kisser, a great COMMUNICATOR, loving, romantic, appreciative of a good man, aware of her credit rating, an enjoyer of lingerie and all the repercussions of wearing it! ;-), somebody who treats me as well as I treat her and enjoys her time with me!
Turn-offs, red-flags and POSSIBLE deal breakers:
Flakes & those with no follow through, If you're just looking for a personal assistant, plastic surgery junkies, liars, gold-diggers, alcoholics, smokers, druggies, racists, those in witness protection, POOR communicators, fear, poor or no follow through, disappearers, pretenders of any kind, fanatics (my opinion, not yours), are too needy and clingy, gym rats, users, the EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE, players, almost anyone who voted for McCain/Palin, crazy dieters, and most, BUT NOT ALL hardcore Tea Party Republicans!