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jumpinjennflash

29 Victoria, British Columbia, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born on the wagon of a traveling show.

I'm in an open marriage of 6 years. It's not for everyone, but it works well for us. I will not help you cheat on your partner. Period. Don't ask. I'm happy to answer questions about monagomy/polyamory.

I'm embracing life more in my late twenties. I enjoy doing more things and being more adventurous. Meeting someone who is interested in going out and exploring new things would be wonderful. Learning from each other would be ideal. I would love to meet someone who pulls me out of my comfort zone.

If you don't smoke pot, this probably won't work. And if you're religious, this definitely won't work.

I like the simpler things in life. You know, like slurpees and stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in a deli/bakery in Oak Bay.

It's an awesome chance to be creative, since I do gift baskets, special orders and chalkboard signage. That balances out with all admin duties, and a lot of math.

I spend my days at work helping customers, bonding with coworkers, coming up with aesthetically pleasing things and eating cheese. It's perfect for me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communicating
Organizing
Picking the perfect music for the moment
Typing
Interior decorating
Giving advice
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, height and tattoo. But probably in a different order.

I also once had a customer come up to me while working at Starbucks and say that I "wear glasses very well." It was the most honest compliment I've ever received.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I can enjoy almost any kind of media, as long as it has some soul to it. Don't get me wrong, I love some chicken nuggets and a marathon of Ink Master, but I prefer some good blue cheese, red wine and an engaging documentary.

Above all, I love passion, and am most drawn to people and art that evoke it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Long and overly hot showers
Weed
Human interaction/connections
Abbey Road
Good tequila
Autumn
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space
Books I've been meaning to read
Society
Chalkboard design/typography
Music
The patriarchy
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either heading to Big Bad John's with my best lady friends, playing board games and drinking wine, at whatever pub has a 60's cover band playing or in bed by 9pm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I open-mouth kissed a horse once.

...this didn't really happen. People on here seem to not know I'm quoting something. Anyone know what this is from?!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know what you like and don't like in life. If you know how to carry a conversation and are also a good listener. If you can make a connection with someone even though you know your time together will come to an end eventually.

If you like a strong-minded, chubby, compassionate women who will smoke a j with you while listening to The Beatles and singing off-key. Because that's really me in a nutshell.