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jumpinjennflash

28 F Victoria, British Columbia, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born on the wagon of a travelling show.

My positive qualities include being well spoken, passionate, outgoing, funny and a snappy dresser.

My negative qualities include being a bit selfish, sometimes flakey, and occasionally over sensitive. There! Blam-o! Now you know the worst.

I'd like to meet someone to DO things with...fun, super casual dating where we both know it won't last forever, but for longer than a night. Go for walks, see a movie, have a bath, get stoned, try new foods...it really doesn't matter what we do as long as we're laughing our asses off.

I'm in an open marriage of five years. I know this doesn't work for everyone, but it floats my boat pretty well. There's no drama involved there (no, really!), so it wouldn't be awkward if we ran into friends (or you hung out with mine or vice versa).

I like the simpler things in life. You know, like slurpees and stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in a deli/bakery in Oak Bay.

I love the work and can slice prosciutto better than anyone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communicating
Cooking
Picking the perfect music for the moment
Typing
Interior decorating
Giving advice
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, height and tattoo. But probably in a different order.

I also once had a customer come up to me while working at Starbucks and say that I "wear glasses very well." It was the most honest compliment I'd ever received.

I've also been told that my laugh is infectious, but that's probably not the first thing that gets noticed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books -
Shopgirl, The Colour Purple, My Point and I Do Have One, The Pleasure of My Company, Push, Still Alice

Movies -
Shopgirl, The Big Lebowski, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Jesus Christ Superstar, Waking Ned Devine, Adaptation

Shows -
Roseanne, South Park, Oz, Six Feet Under, My Name is Earl, We Could Be Heroes, Coven, Trailer Park Boys

Music -
The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Fleetwood Mac, Steve Martin, Cake, Rush, Rod Stewart, Dolly Parton, Crosby Still & Nash (with the occasional Young thrown in for good measure....I may have the ears of a forty year old)

Food -
Mac and cheese, chicken strips, pizzeria primastrada (I may have the taste buds of an eight year old)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Long and overly hot showers
Weed
Human interaction/connections
Abbey Road
Good tequila
Autumn

Okay, I could obviously live without all of those, but I'd be a far more miserable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space
Books I've been meaning to read
Society
What nail art I should try next
Music
The patriarchy
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either heading to Big Bad John's with my best lady friends, playing board games and drinking wine, at whatever pub has a 60's cover band playing or in bed by 9pm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I open-mouth kissed a horse once.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know what you like and don't like in life. If you know how to carry a conversation and are also a good listener. If you can make a connection with someone even though you know your time together will come to an end eventually.

If you like a strong-minded, chubby, compassionate women who will smoke a j with you while listening to The Beatles and singing off-key. Because that's really me in a nutshell.

(Not really. This would be me in a nutshell - help! I'm in a nutshell! What am I doing in this great big bloody nutshell?! What kind of a nut has a shell this big?!")