i don't know wtf i'm doing on okcupid. obviously i have a sense of
[I/E]NFP if it matters.
from the bay area, but transplanted to texas for school and now i'm
What I’m doing with my life
sometimes i hold the door open for people when they're
inappropriately far away from me so they have to do that awkward
half-jog thing and then thank me.
i'm a single father. my daughter lives with me so if that's a
problem feel free to kick rocks. she's my world and that's not
I’m really good at
picking tomatoes off food.
all manner of non-MMO role playing games.
losing my plugs while i sleep.
not working out.
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm pretty tall
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
asoiaf tinfoil theory.
house of leaves.
judd apatow movies.
brian k. vaughn.
The six things I could never do without
netflix/hbo go (seriously, it's bad)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
also, my other fictional crushes: princess jasmine, elliot from
scrubs (the first couple of seasons), yoko from gurren lagann,
everybody on californication (mega man love for david duchovny),
bulma, betty draper, arwen from lotr, marceline from adventure time
and most importantly danaerys targaryen, but emilia clarke's
version from the show. not grrm's danaerys. this is critical.
On a typical Friday night I am
at home being a lame ass on the couchy couch watching the office
with my daughter.
gettin' wild and makin' a dummy out of myself for shits and gigs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"Hi. I saw you sitting over here, alone and I thought, wow, thank god, someone normal who doesn't know how to interact at these things either."
You should message me if
you're kristen schaal.
or girls with big front teeth.
idk why, shut up.
NO FUCKING JUGGALOS I SWEAR TO GOD.