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jungleseahorses

25 Mountain View, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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i don't know wtf i'm doing on okcupid. obviously i have a sense of humor.

[I/E]NFP if it matters.

from the bay area, but transplanted to texas for school and now i'm back.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
sometimes i hold the door open for people when they're inappropriately far away from me so they have to do that awkward half-jog thing and then thank me.

i'm a single father. my daughter lives with me so if that's a problem feel free to kick rocks. she's my world and that's not gonna change.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
picking tomatoes off food.
killin' zambies.
all manner of non-MMO role playing games.
settling catan.
risk.
losing my plugs while i sleep.
not working out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm pretty tall
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
the wire.
asoiaf tinfoil theory.
cartoon network.
brand new.
mad men.
californication.
jack black.
true detective.
house of leaves.
bill hader.
skramz.
burrito.
judd apatow movies.
brian k. vaughn.
haruki murakami.
samurai jack.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my daughter
beer
netflix/hbo go (seriously, it's bad)
sexytime
stuff
potato.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
also, my other fictional crushes: princess jasmine, elliot from scrubs (the first couple of seasons), yoko from gurren lagann, everybody on californication (mega man love for david duchovny), bulma, betty draper, arwen from lotr, marceline from adventure time and most importantly danaerys targaryen, but emilia clarke's version from the show. not grrm's danaerys. this is critical.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at home being a lame ass on the couchy couch watching the office with my daughter.

gettin' wild and makin' a dummy out of myself for shits and gigs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"Hi. I saw you sitting over here, alone and I thought, wow, thank god, someone normal who doesn't know how to interact at these things either."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're tall. i'm pretty tall.
I LOVE TALL.

or girls with big front teeth.
idk why, shut up.