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jungleseahorses

24 M College Station, TX

My Details

Last Online
May 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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i don't know wtf i'm doing on okcupid. obviously i have a sense of humor.

i don't know what i'm looking for with this thing, but if you like nerd stuff then we can probably be franz.

[I/E]NFP.

i hate when people describe themselves as creative. i hate when people describe themselves for too much longer than necessary. the way you act and are says much more to me than what think i want to hear.

i want to play kickball soon. if you want to play kickball with me you should let me know. and also let me know if you have a kickball.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
sometimes i hold the door open for people when they're inappropriately far away from me so they have to do that awkward half-jog thing and then thank me.

i'm a single father. my daughter lives with me so if that's a problem feel free to kick rocks. she's my world and that's not gonna change.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
picking tomatoes off food.
killin' zambies.
all manner of non-MMO role playing games.
settling catan.
risk.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm pretty tall
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i don't like to list the stuff i like. because i pretty much like everything. except for vegetables. i have the pallet of a five year old.

except i'm pretty balls deep into a song of ice and fire right now so if you are too, then let us nerd out.

also, THE WIRE.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my daughter
beer
vidya games
netflix/hbo go (seriously, it's bad)
reddit
sexytime
stuff
potato.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
video games and anime and tv and books

trying to figure out if dee from always sunny is hot or not.

the pam beasly and karen fillippelli debate.

also, my other fictional crushes: princess jasmine, elliot from scrubs (the first couple of seasons), yoko from gurren lagann, everybody on californication (mega man love for david duchovny), bulma, arwen from lotr, marceline from adventure time and most importantly danaerys/khaleesi from asoif/game of thrones, etc etc.

also also, fuck you for realizing that i made a list of crushes even though i said i didn't like to list the things i like

all of my thoughts are heard in christian bale's batman voice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at home being a lame ass on the couchy couch watching the office with my daughter.

gettin' wild and makin' a dummy out of myself for shits and gigs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Hi. I saw you sitting over here, alone and I thought, wow, thank god, someone normal who doesn't know how to interact at these things either."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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you feel like you want to walk around town with a little bit of cory on your arm.

or you're a saucy older lady looking for a sugarbaby to shower with ipods in exchange for some sweet lovin.

or you're tall. i'm pretty tall.
I LOVE TALL.

or girls with big front teeth.
idk why, shut up.

or you're into video games that aren't limited to call of duty or left 4 dead.

but seriously, i am new to town and really just lookin for friends first. so don't be afraid to message me i am actually pretty alright.