Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So let me start off with, I'm a gamer. And not just the average
gamer.but a full blown worse then you can imagine gamer. And I am
only looking for a gamer too. So if your not a gamer your really,
Really not gonna like me . You should probably just leave now.
Don't even brother reading anything else. Like right now..stop
Unless your a gamer...a video gamer. (ps4 please, but I do own a
xboxone also if need be)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
OK so now that all the squares are gone. Your probably asking your
self "what could this loser possibly bring to the table?" Well
first off I'm well travelled (I've played many a games from hotel
to hotel across this great land) got lots a stories too from
outside the rooms. I'm extremely charitable, as long as I am not
being tooken advantage of I feed homeless for free at my restaurant
I don't advertise it either though. Oh and I own a restaurant. And
not just any old run of the mill one either (which still surprises
me) but one of the most popular resaurants in town and I started
the business up from the beginning (with my mother too)and in only
3 years. Also just to throw it in there I've got all my hair and
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at being me. :) and the voices tell me I'm funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
You mean theres more to life the aquateen hunger force and
So I also like elder scrolls , fallout , civ. destiny among many
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Aliens...im not kidding either
Also I wonder how guys who play video games, watch cartoons, and
play with toys are totally underated in todays dating scene.
Ive noticed only like 6 girls on all of ok cupid play video games,
and over a 1000 that "enjoy the outdoors"., I wonder if its a 1000
guys that play video games on here an only 6 that enjoy outdoors.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making a hundred block tall naked statue of myself in minecraft or
possibly driving a burning mini van into a ravine with a screaming
family inside on grand theft auto.
I like to mellow things down on Friday.
I would like to say I am a homebody as of lately but I am looking
to go outside and do things that aren't attached to a game
controller or TV. I hope to someday be spontaneous again maybe not
as much as I was 10yrs ago (I was a bit of a wanderlust) but
camping out looking for UFOs ,panning for gold maybe just exploring
a new type of food are things I'm looking forward too.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Well if you actually read my profile and didnt just look for camera
shots of my junk. (Quick what color are my eyes, yeah thats what I
Then I guess you passed the first of many, many random tests and
So just go ahead and leave me a msg with your name, number,
address, blood type, bank account #s ,and your favorite
Also if that didnt scare you away I dont drive, in fact I
absolutely refuse too. Oh and just to make it even harder for me to
ever find a date.... I been single for the last 12yrs.(except for
like 2 months and even then that was over 3 yrs ago.) So yeah I'm
pretty shy and I don't have a clue how to start a conversation
online with someone I never meet. (I been on here I think for about
10 yrs . I been on 0 dates. .. so there's me in a nutshell
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