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junk4urtrunk

36 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just a nice guy looking for a date. I am incredibly shy around new people and or groups of people, therefore I kinda keep to myself alot or try to. So in other words I am not much of a socialite.
I have friends, that I've had since highschool, some even earlier. I used hang out with them alot but now they all have kids and wives, and im finding myself more alone then I want to be.
So here I am, on a lonely date website, 2 weeks from Christmas wondering, when did it all go wrong?
I used to be the only one of my friends who wanted kids, a wife, the perfect married life. I guess I was lookin in all the wrong places. Maybe im too picky. I dont know. Ive had like seven girlfriend s in my life and I know they weren't meant for me.so hopefully someday maybe someday soon some beautiful girl will come and whisk my away. Hopefully she smokes weed and plays videogames too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I bought a restaurant 3 years back and its been doing good, definitely a good investment but its not my calling I dont think.(i hate waiting tables )
Im dabbling in film. its been a dream to write movies and possibly even make one. So I got into school to see what its like, I definitely enjoyed it but man is it fucking long to make a movie. I promised my roommate I would take him to the juggalo gathering this next year and film school is not cheap so im gonna be taking a break until I can buy a camera and equipment.To practice more with before I start taking more classes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Does being single count?
How about something less humiliating?
No actually im pretty good at a lot of things im pretty smart too but in weird things (i should say im lazy too, I know I haven't been using the best grammar , but I could care less about correct grammar.
But to be honest I think it has more to do with luck then anything else. I passed tests really well in school. Usually a 's and b 's. (and never study) (much less homework )(and then there's the fact I never showed up more then half the time)
but always did well on tests. Infact I tested directly into the ged and highschool eqiv. and passed with the top 15 %in the nation.
Even my health scores for the restaurant are a hundred.
So I dont know either im smart or lucky...im good either way but I prefer lucky.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
You mean theres more to life the aquateen hunger force and tacobell?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well I dont know if its a need but man my head would be sore if I didnt have thumbs to write all this stupid shit.
But honestly the only thing I need is tacobell.(think outside the box)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Aliens...im not kidding either
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making a hundred block tall naked statue of myself in minecraft or possibly driving a burning mini van into a ravine with a screaming family inside on grand theft auto.
I like to mellow things down on Friday.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Well if you actually read my profile and didnt just look for camera shots of my junk.
Then I guess you passed the first of many, many random tests and surveys.
So just go ahead and leave me a msg with your name, number, address, blood type, bank account #s ,and your favorite color.

Thank you and good night.

Also if that didnt scare you away I dont drive, in fact I absolutely refuse too.

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