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junk4urtrunk

36 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hello,
My name is J.D., and I hate online dating. Honestly I dont think there is anything in the world that kills my confidence quicker then online dating. But unfortunately im just as bad if not worse in real world dating... so im probably gonna be here for awhile still.

(word or warning... im using a tablet to write this and random letters and periods appear. Between spaces. So if it annoys you , im sorry)
What I’m doing with my life
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I own a 4 - 5 star restaurant(depending on which review board your reading ) I only work about 6 hours a day So I got plenty of time to dream and play video games. I got all the systems and had most of the video games from the last few years but I sell my games alot if I wasnt to thrilled with it. I like to consider myself a weed consiaire and video game enthusiast.
My favorite games are fallout (any of em) elder scrolls (any of em) assassin s creed (especially.black flag)
Lately I been trying to get myself to go outside More often (i been hermit for the last ten years ) I play disc golf here and there ( actually got a hole in one once )
learned bocce this year too.

Oh but im very proud to say I got into film school ill finally be able to put my dreams on screen for others to see
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Honesty, and good advice I think.
And getting others to laugh even if I had to make myself the thing others laugh at.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Quiet and reserved. I do dress nice , I get complimented alot it makes me feel uncomfortable though. So I started telling them its laundry day when they ask why I dressed up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ive only read a few books, my favorite though is swan song .

I haven't got caught up on any of my shows for awhile but they are breaking bad, dexter, american horror story, samcro *ancient aliens* lost civilization, book of secrets pretty much anything on history 2 channel , metalocalypse, athf,

I dont listen to the radio much its on at work alot but im usually not paying attention.
I have been playing rocksmith alot I quit smoking for new years and it helped alot.. incase you dont know what rock smith is its made by the same guys who brought you rock band but you learn real guitar. While you play songs. So this is pretty much all I listen too. The bands that I been playing alot of are santana, the black keys, mozart, judas priest, and a whole lot more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ive always been into aliens and what ever lil tidbit of information I can get.

Also huge into video games, conspiracy theorys, anything related to star wars, and huh.. karma seems too be a pretty big thing in mylife.. im pretty charitable because of it.. it seems to work so I dont change it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I day dream alot, I imagine scenarios I would like to find myself in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I feel like I always have good luck, no matter what I do, I cant seem to change it, even when something bad happens it just brings about something way cooler And very unexpected.
You should message me if
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If you made it this far and still interested you should allready be messaging me.
I dont really like to talk very highly of myself im afraid it might change the incredible luck I seem to have.
But since I obviously haven't closed the deal yet. Ill mention that I happen to be pretty smart too maybe not genius level but I do pretty well.
I didnt graduate highschool but I did get top 15% in the nation on my g.e.d. and. Didnt study at all.
Also I got almost straight a's through Apollo college when I took medical assistant classes there.