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junk4urtrunk

36 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So let me start off with, I'm a gamer. And not just the average gamer.but a full blown worse then you can imagine gamer. And I am only looking for a gamer too. So if your not a gamer your really, really,
Really not gonna like me . You should probably just leave now. Don't even brother reading anything else. Like right now..stop reading this.

Unless your a gamer...a video gamer. (ps4 please, but I do own a xboxone also if need be)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
OK so now that all the squares are gone. Your probably asking your self "what could this loser possibly bring to the table?" Well first off I'm well travelled (I've played many a games from hotel to hotel across this great land) got lots a stories too from outside the rooms. I'm extremely charitable, as long as I am not being tooken advantage of I feed homeless for free at my restaurant I don't advertise it either though. Oh and I own a restaurant. And not just any old run of the mill one either (which still surprises me) but one of the most popular resaurants in town and I started the business up from the beginning (with my mother too)and in only 3 years. Also just to throw it in there I've got all my hair and teeth too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at being me. :) and the voices tell me I'm funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
You mean theres more to life the aquateen hunger force and tacobell?

So I also like elder scrolls , fallout , civ. destiny among many others.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Aliens...im not kidding either

Also I wonder how guys who play video games, watch cartoons, and play with toys are totally underated in todays dating scene.

Ive noticed only like 6 girls on all of ok cupid play video games, and over a 1000 that "enjoy the outdoors"., I wonder if its a 1000 guys that play video games on here an only 6 that enjoy outdoors.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making a hundred block tall naked statue of myself in minecraft or possibly driving a burning mini van into a ravine with a screaming family inside on grand theft auto.
I like to mellow things down on Friday.

I would like to say I am a homebody as of lately but I am looking to go outside and do things that aren't attached to a game controller or TV. I hope to someday be spontaneous again maybe not as much as I was 10yrs ago (I was a bit of a wanderlust) but camping out looking for UFOs ,panning for gold maybe just exploring a new type of food are things I'm looking forward too.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Well if you actually read my profile and didnt just look for camera shots of my junk. (Quick what color are my eyes, yeah thats what I thought)
Then I guess you passed the first of many, many random tests and surveys.
So just go ahead and leave me a msg with your name, number, address, blood type, bank account #s ,and your favorite color.

Thank you

Also if that didnt scare you away I dont drive, in fact I absolutely refuse too. Oh and just to make it even harder for me to ever find a date.... I been single for the last 12yrs.(except for like 2 months and even then that was over 3 yrs ago.) So yeah I'm pretty shy and I don't have a clue how to start a conversation online with someone I never meet. (I been on here I think for about 10 yrs . I been on 0 dates. .. so there's me in a nutshell