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junk4urtrunk

36 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To be perfectly honest im pretty sure im not gonna find anyone on this, not that I dont think im good enough(i know for many girls i'd probably make a wonderful boyfriend and even husband. )
I for once have all my shit together, have probably the greatest life I can imagine (or have ever imagined ) I have no needs, my wants are even tooken care of. Honestly the only that could bring any more to my life would be a great girlfriend. Unfortunately me being the shy type I dont have the first clue how to go up to a girl and start a conversation.... I hoped maybe online dating would be the answer.

But alas it was not. Trying to start a conversation with a hello or hi, as most of you know doesn't cut it. So I try the hello, how are you...and as you know that wont work either. Maybe a knock knock joke...nope.
How about I noticed we have something in common like this or that... guess again... so searching and searching for what am I supposed to write.? Do I need a cover letter before I can write ,hello? Honestly I dont know,
In the last decade I got 4 girls to write back and out of those 4 I got 2 dates...seriously a decade (10 years)I been on okcupid. And I got 2 dates. nothing has killed my self esteem or confidence more then online dating

But as you can see im a surviver and im still trying (despite my inner feelings telling me this is a bad idea) so just to give you a clue about me...yeah this is me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Well im sure as you can tell ive had some free time as of lately , I bought a restaurant with my mother three years ago and literally within 2 months you could tell something was right about this purchase
Now that im actually getting a paycheck things are going really well im not rich by any means but I was serious about I have no needs or even any wants. But now that the restaurant is doing incredibly well I was able to start thinking things I always wanted to do but never thought I could, so now im in film school (since I was a kid I always dreamed of being a big movie director or actor) next I plan to get into politics (just to say I did)
and then fly an airplane... I also have plans to travel the world ( well atleast south america egypt and some of northern Russia...maybe a lil bit of rome. ) oh and above all other things I plan on staying on a fiji underwater resort for a couple nights and go to the playboy bunny mansion atleast once in my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Acting a fool, is probably my specialty. You might not believe this but actually im kinda smart too, I got top 15% in the nation on my g.e.d. and I normally get a-b on most tests in general...(not to bad for a guy who droped out of high school 3 times )
The first things people usually notice about me
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Quiet and reserved. I do dress nice , I get complimented alot, sometimes I get cat calls which is always weird but at least I know im not bad looking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ive only read a few books, my favorite though is swan song .

I haven't got caught up on any of my shows for awhile but they are breaking bad, dexter, american horror story, samcro *ancient aliens* lost civilization, book of secrets pretty much anything on history 2 channel , metalocalypse, athf,

I dont listen to the radio much its on at work alot but im usually not paying attention.
I have been playing rocksmith alot I quit smoking for new years and it helped alot.. incase you dont know what rock smith is its made by the same guys who brought you rock band but you learn real guitar. While you play songs. So this is pretty much all I listen too. The bands that I been playing alot of are santana, the black keys, bach, judas priest, and a whole lot more.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I day dream alot, I imagine scenarios I would like to find myself in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I feel like I always have good luck, no matter what I do, I cant seem to change it, even when something bad happens it just brings about something way cooler And very unexpected.
I guess I can also admit im one of those annoying hopeless romantics.
You should message me if
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Well if you read the beginning of this you noticed I been having a hell of a time getting anyone to write me.. so if your bored go ahead and write me . Because I have virtually given up.