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junk4urtrunk

37 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I grew up as a wanderer, always wondering who I was, who I wanted to be. I did alot of hitchhiking, and soul searching. And as cliche ' as it sounds everything I wanted And wanted to be, was what I was running from. My home here ,in portland. So after years of travel from west coast to east coast and plenty in between. I found myself an owner of one of the highest rated restaurant in well ,not portland but close by. Ive worked in restaurants most of my life always hated it, always hoped for something diffrent. Didnt relise if I could do it my way it would actually Work itself out. sometimes I think its gods will. Even though I dont know if I even believe in him/her. But god sure seems to like me. He/she sure seems to watch out for me through my whole life , ive tried to be athiest. But I dont know like I said something seems to like me, always watching out for me. Sometimes I think I'm crazy for even thinking of such things, but what can I do. So I just say im eccentric.
What I’m doing with my life
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Well I been single now for about 4 years, ever since I bought this restaurant. My girlfriends from my past usually only had one problem with me, me not being career minded or goal oriented, but hopefully thats not a problem now.
As a wanderer I never knew what I wanted to do or be I just tried to enjoy the here and now, not stress about the future . (still am) but now that I seem to have solved that problem ,I can't seem to find a date. I guess thats not my only problem though I'm a bit shy when it comes to meeting new people. Not really a fan of writing strangers either, I guess I must come off as creepy or retarded or something cause I get virtually no answers, makes it that much harder to want to do it again. Makes being single sound much more appealing

But a loneliness has started to set in, I miss having someone to hold, someone to whisper sweet nothings into her ear. Some one to go explore the parts of portland that I never did before. (cause a wanderer Doesn't make much money, but successful entrepreneur does) I will say, I take things slow and easy I don't jump into bed with anyone until I get to know them enough or there happens to be a good enough spark. Im looking for the same in a mate as well. You can think of me as sissy or damaged goods or whatever I dont care. But that is my one major rule, I try to keep.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I think I been doing a good job at being eccentric. Its been my life long goal. My friends would laugh at me and say you have to have money not just be weird...., well who's laughin now . :)
I dont know if im GOOD at it but I am a bit of a gamer, with ALOT of experince (being as single as I am, I gotta have something to do)
I been trying to get into writing a lil bit about myself and fiction, But mostly fiction, I hope to be a screenwriter and film maker I've only took one class but I been saving up for a camera , car and computer (only the camera left)then go back and do more classes. Also I took up guitar a year ago when I quit smoking (again not good but im trying).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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You mean theres more to life the aquateen hunger force and tacobell?

So I also like elder scrolls , fallout , civ. destiny among many others.
I once read hannibal, who would of thought hannibal would marry that FBI agent? Oops Did I mention spoiler alert?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Aliens...im not kidding either

Also I wonder how guys who play video games, watch cartoons, and play with toys are totally underated in todays dating scene.

Ive noticed only like 6 girls on all of ok cupid play video games, and over a 1000 that "enjoy the outdoors"., I wonder if its a 1000 guys that play video games on here an only 6 that enjoy outdoors.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making a hundred block tall naked statue of myself in minecraft or possibly driving a burning mini van into a ravine with a screaming family inside on grand theft auto.
I like keep things mellow on my Fridays.

I would like to say I am a homebody as of lately but I am looking to go outside and do things that aren't attached to a game controller or TV. I hope to someday be spontaneous again maybe not as much as I was 10yrs ago but camping out looking for UFOs ,panning for gold maybe just exploring a new type of food, are things I'm looking forward to.
You should message me if
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Well if you actually read my profile and didnt just look for camera shots of my junk. (Quick what color are my eyes, yeah thats what I thought)
Then I guess you passed the first of many, many random tests and surveys.
So just go ahead and leave me a msg with your name, number, address, blood type, bank account #s ,and your favorite color. But I would really like someone to play destiny with could there possibly be anyone interested?
Any way happy hunting hope I at least entertained you while you were here.