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junkadelic

32 F Jacksonville, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:15am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Other
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Tagalog (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not really all that pleasant. I'm moody, self-centered, childish, depressed, sarcastic, easily annoyed, and I'm the kind of person who gleefully points out that you should have written "they're" instead of "there." I talk about poop far more than a lady ought, I'm probably the only person on the planet that thinks I'm funny, and I'm silently judging you at all times.

On the plus side, I laugh all the time, I give awesome hugs and backrubs, I cook pretty well, I ALWAYS have lotion and I have ninja-caliber Googling skills. Plus, I've seen ALL THE MOVIES. All of them. And I use rechargeable batteries. So... not all bad.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
attempting to enjoy it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
mocking people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Are they in front of or behind me? *rimshot*

My hair... my smile...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh, you had to ask, right? As an unrepentant dork (the dull kind, not the fake glasses kind), I enjoy English texts, sociology texts and social psychology texts, as well as other books on the subjects (specifically "Eats Shoots and Leaves," the BEST BOOK EVARRRR). I also enjoy most Indian authors, Jhumpa Lahiri and Chitra Divakaruni, especially; the "North & South" trilogy; "The Autobiography of Malcolm X"; "The Philosophy and Opinions of Marcus Garvey"; Stephen King books; "Hannibal" by Thomas Harris; several John Grisham novels; Toni Morrison's books; "Let the Dead Bury Their Dead" by Randall Kenan; various and sundry trivia books.

And movies? Shut up. I watch movies all the time. Some of my most favoritey favorites include "The Princess Bride," "Boondock Saints," "Crooklyn," "Pootie Tang," "Children of Men," "Spirited Away," "V for Vendetta," "Rules of Attraction," "Idiocracy," "The Breakfast Club," "Black Dynamite," "Donnie Darko," "The Invention of Lying," "The Prestige," and "The Dark Knight." I love Johnny Depp & Christian Bale.

I don't actually watch television when it airs, but the magic of the internet allows me to enjoy Torchwood, Misfits, The IT Crowd, Whites, As Time Goes By, American Horror Story, Snuff Box, Community, The Andy Griffith Show, Futurama, Adventure Time, Archer, Some Girls, Carnivale, Hannibal, Sherlock, and Sleepy Hollow.

Music. O golly. The easiest way to do this is to check out my last.fm

Food is a bit simpler. Does it have chicken, cheese, bacon or garlic on it? Then I probably like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
so....
-mobile phone/tablet
-electric kettle
-tacos
-office supplies
-CrockPot
-library card
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
grammar, movies, lotion, Asian rappers, mugs, rosemary, tequila.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking for the boyf, sleeping, watching a movie, scrolling Tumblr or reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am deathly afraid of opossums.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–37
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
.... well, you probably shouldn't. But if you do, I'll understand.

I just left this profile up just because, so don't get too excited about me