Be the Jane Spencer to my Frank Drebin.
I get fed up watching advertisements about fast food and anything that is just too damn cheery for its own good. Oh look, I can't stop smiling while describing the amazing taste of this burger while I sculpt my perfect six pack.
I enjoy all the random online comics like xkcd, cyanide and happiness, penny arcade, hyperbole and a half, perry bible fellowship. Those are just a few that describe my humor.
Not really, but sort of. I travel a lot and I do engineering and I help a lot of people.
Usually my beard length correlates to how long I've been working. Right now, it's a pretty healthy beard.
Movies: Super Troopers, Beerfest, Fight Club, James Bond, The Fifth Element, Independence Day, Escape from LA, The Incredibles, Space Balls, Blazing saddles. Anything from Luc Besson, Baz Lurman...
TV: Futurama, Venture Bros., Firefly, Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty, and most sci-fi and animation stuff from Adult Swim and Comedy Central.
Music: Dash Berlin, Ferry Corsten, muse, eric prydz, Queen, Daft Punk, Armin Van Buuren, GARETH EMERY, Above and Beyond, DJ Shaah, Cosmic Gate, DJ Krush, Matt Darey, Frost and Maron, Zeropage, Darren Tate, Ajuna beats, Markus Shulz, Oliver P, Aly and Fila, and I can go on for more... I love Trance!
4. Shoes (not a shopaholic, just like the feel of a good shoe)
5. An inner monologue (otherwise I would look pretty crazy)
6. A good sense of humor (good, dry, cheeky humor)
Working too long at work because I am a masochist.
I can bench an entire continental shelf.