Be the Jane Spencer to my Frank Drebin.
I get fed up watching advertisements about fast food and anything that is just too damn cheery for its own good. Oh look, I can't stop smiling while describing the amazing taste of this burger while I sculpt my perfect six pack.
I enjoy all the random online comics like xkcd, cyanide and happiness, penny arcade, hyperbole and a half, perry bible fellowship. Those are just a few that describe my humor.