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My self-summary
Hard nosed manufacturing engineer by day, hobby obsessed movie nerd by night.

Be the Jane Spencer to my Frank Drebin.

I get fed up watching advertisements about fast food and anything that is just too damn cheery for its own good. Oh look, I can't stop smiling while describing the amazing taste of this burger while I sculpt my perfect six pack.

I enjoy all the random online comics like xkcd, cyanide and happiness, penny arcade, hyperbole and a half, perry bible fellowship. Those are just a few that describe my humor.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a Manufacturing engineer, but not just any manufacturing engineer, an "advanced" manufacturing engineer. It's like being the tactical SWAT team of engineers that get shit done.

Not really, but sort of. I travel a lot and I do engineering and I help a lot of people.
I’m really good at
I am really good at being an engineer! I have a lot of hobbies, I like to go racing on weekends, I am an avid photo bug and a technologist. I.e. Nerd.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wouldn't have the slightest idea what people notice about me first. Message me and let me know.

Usually my beard length correlates to how long I've been working. Right now, it's a pretty healthy beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Me talk pretty one day, Squirrel seeks chipmunk, Why does e=mc2 (and why should we care?), The history of PI, The tipping point, Cosmos, What to do when engulfed in flames, good to great, around the bend.

Movies: Super Troopers, Beerfest, Fight Club, James Bond, The Fifth Element, Independence Day, Escape from LA, The Incredibles, Space Balls, Blazing saddles. Anything from Luc Besson, Baz Lurman...

TV: Futurama, Venture Bros., Firefly, Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty, and most sci-fi and animation stuff from Adult Swim and Comedy Central.

Music: Dash Berlin, Ferry Corsten, muse, eric prydz, Queen, Daft Punk, Armin Van Buuren, GARETH EMERY, Above and Beyond, DJ Shaah, Cosmic Gate, DJ Krush, Matt Darey, Frost and Maron, Zeropage, Darren Tate, Ajuna beats, Markus Shulz, Oliver P, Aly and Fila, and I can go on for more... I love Trance!
The six things I could never do without
1. Food
2. Water
3. Trance
4. Shoes (not a shopaholic, just like the feel of a good shoe)
5. An inner monologue (otherwise I would look pretty crazy)
6. A good sense of humor (good, dry, cheeky humor)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I can teach a robot to love.
On a typical Friday night I am
Which 80's movie to watch and which montage to act out.
Working too long at work because I am a masochist.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My workout routine is a hyperbole of cooking motions. Like opening the oven door, stirring the cookies. Moronic stuff like that. I call it "Cross fit Kitchen" I am an idiot.

I can bench an entire continental shelf.
You should message me if
You want an intelligent response.