please don't message me if you could be my father. i mean, idk, my dad and i are good buds and that shit just weirds me out...

i don't really like to type novels about myself. i like hip hop and punk rock and having fun. i am not very interesting. i smoke a lot of cigarettes. i have an extreme aversion to authority (and trouble keeping jobs). i'm kinda really irresponsible, but i'm working on it. i'm very candid and up-front with others, which i think most of the time is appreciated except when i am tactless on purpose. i think i have anger management issues (AWFUL road rage.) my sense of humor is dry, sarcastic, self-depreciating, weird, probably awkward or uncomfortable and heavily laden with pop-culture references. i'm a total night-owl. i've never been shy, i'm the kind of person who makes friends everywhere. i spend the bulk of my time going to swt shows, or getting high and watching swt cartoons. sometimes i do something productive like work or make music.

i like swt tunes and swt d00ds to chill with. and blake schwarzenbach. and cigarettes, those are nice.

figuring out what i'm gona do with my life?

creating music
giving advice (but not taking it)
rolling joints
directions
remembering phone numbers
making hot chocolate
learning to play new instruments
video games. actually i am not that good at video games but i enjoy them thoroughly

i get the most comments on my tattoos, at work anyway.

books-beat lit, hitchhikers guide, harry potter, bukowski, nabokav, raynd, dahl, idk, i love reading.

movies-An American Psycho, Beauty and the Beast, Bonnie and Clyde, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Charlotte's Web, Clerks, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Dawn of the Dead, The Dead Poet's Society, Dirty Dancing, E.T., Edward Scissorhands, Empire Records, Episode V: Empire Strikes Back, The Raiders of the Lost Ark, Pulp Fiction, Being John Malkovich, Ed Wood, Fight Club, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Batman movies, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Apocalypse Now, Jurassic Park, Back to the Future, The Shining, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, A Clockwork Orange, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Princess Bride, Full Metal Jacket, 2001, A Space Odyssey, Hannah and her Sisters, Thelma and Louise, Fantasia, Heathers, The Iron Giant, Kill Bill, The Lion King, Metropolis, Mommie Dearest, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Motorcycle Diaries, Nightmare Before Christmas, Office Space, Princess Mononoke, Pulp Fiction, Requiem for a Dream, Connie and Carla, The Royal Tenenbaums, Scarface, Satanic Rites of Dracula, Signs, Silverado, Sprited Away, The Princess Bride, Titan A.E., Young Frankenstein

music-Action Patrol, ALL, Angry Businessmen, Aesop Rock, Akkolyte, Bauhaus, Bear Vs. Shark, Bikini Kill, Bad Brains, Blondie, Beat Happening, Best Fwends, Braid, Cannibal Corpse, Casiotone for the Painfully Alone, Captain Chaos, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Crimpshrine, Crass, Crystal Castles, Crystal Antlers, The Cure, Dead Milkmen, the Death Set, Del tha Funkee Homosapien, the Ergs!, Eyedea and Abilities, Face to Face, The Fitness, A Flock of Seagulls, Fugazi, Ganglians, Glass Candy, Hop Along, Hot Water Music, Queen Ansleis, Japanther, Jawbreaker, Jets To Brazil, Jesus and Mary Chain, Joy Division, Kid Koala, Kimya Dawson, Kool Keith, M83, Matty Popchart, Matt and Kim, Mika Miko, Minor Threat, Minus the Bear, Melt Banana, Mountain Goats, Nana Grizol, Neon Indian, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Octopus Project, Pavement, Phobia, The Pixies, The Promise Ring, Punkin Pie, Rainer Maria, REM, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Souls of Mischief, Slayer, Sleater-Kinney Sunny Day Real Estate, Texas is the Reason, Teenage Cool Kids, Tilly and the Wall, Tragedy, U.S. Christmas, Vena Cava, Witch Hunt, Wolf Parade, Wu Tang Clan, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Voxtrot

that was long

food-indian food
or mexican food
or thai/asian fusion
no meat please!

blake schwarzenbach
flannel shirts
marijuana
whiskey
funny shit
turkish royals
pad thai

and yeah that's seven but i added one for good luck

where to get my fix
not having money
stuff to do
aural pleasure

slummin'

i have low self-esteem and an anxiety disorder.

how about you should NOT message me if

-you think that we will bond solely because we both smoke weed/like a certain band (don't get me wrong, i'm a music snob)/you made a stupid joke about my username
-you're stupid
-you're not as hot as johnny depp

i can maybe make some stipulations on the last one