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tonetron1024

29 M Endicott, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I've an extremely dry, self-deprecating sense of humor.
smart, somewhat cultured guy from the ghetto (sunset park, brooklyn) is the best way to explain myself.
if that's not enough for you: I'm observant, funny, cute and willing to give you the coat off my back if needed.
myers briggs labels me an INTJ. enneagram as a 6.

my main goal is finding that girl to do coupley things like cooking dinner and watching netflix while lounging with some making out and whatnot interspersed. I'm looking for a girlfriend basically. I'm willing to get as serious as reason and time allows. not adverse to making friends, but that is not my goal. I've a very particular set of skills which make me an awesome boyfriend and the fact that they're not getting used bugs me. plus I really like coupley things and making out.
What I’m doing with my life
ex-freelance IT guy(IT mercenary if you will.) I have a steady job at a call center, since freelance PC work isn't exactly dependable. I'm also acclimating to living alone without roommates. saving up to go for a mechanical engineering or electrical engineering degree.
I’m really good at
creating stuff (writing, illustrating, design) being cryptic, witty comebacks, and knowing the answer to your question no matter how obscure. I'm a great cook, I'm really good at fixing stuff, which explains the interest in engineering. I'm really good at making others feel comfortable and safe, and making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
as per one of my exes "awesome hair, great eyes and a look of vague determination." I'm a big dude, not gunna lie, there is a gut involved but I'm working on it. it's also less "amorphous blob made of booze and hot pockets" and more "he looks like he used to play football" big. which I didn't, I boxed and fenced instead. people also think I'm taller than I actually am. I put 5'9 cuz people insist I am that tall, I think I'm more like 5'7 or 5'8. yeah I'm short, but I make up for it ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: the dresden files, snow crash, all tomorrow's parties, john dies at the end; which is also my favorite movie. old detective novels and gothic lit (frankenstein was epic as is anything by poe).
I'm also a comic book fan, My faves being daredevil (when he is written well), brubaker's run on captain america and the scott pilgrim series and barry windsor-smith's weapon x.

movies: L.A. confidential, serenity, John dies at the end, scott pilgrim vs the world, bunraku, the departed, marvel studios' the avengers and all related movies, from dusk til dawn, desparado, mallrats, the dark knight trilogy, brick, the golden child, big trouble in little china, the die hards, the evil dead trilogy, star wars, le pacte de loups, suicide kings, the princess bride and a bunch of others I can't remember at the moment.

adding TV shows to the list, here goes: supernatural, how I met your mother, Titus, it's always sunny in Philadelphia, arrested development (just like everyone else on this site...wooooo, yay uniqueness), stark raving mad, the norm show, anything by joss whedon, the daily show, 90's SNL, scrubs, burn notice, and the occasional britcom.

music: I have this love of hardcore punk and celtic punk, along with cheesy 80s metal and late 90s early 2000s post hardcore.
favorite bands: ozma, the replacements, joy division, new order, alkaline trio, alice in chains, iron maiden, the clash, the misfits, descendants, television, my bloody valentine, the psychedelic furs, echo and the bunnymen, the bouncing souls, rata blanca, the acadamy is..., pre-"nimrod" green day, thursday, northstar, any band including anthony green (circa survive, the sound of animals fighting etc.), glassjaw, the menzingers, dream theater, rammstein, the buzzcocks, the who, led zeppelin, asobi seksu, death from above 1979, the foo fighters, the smiths and morrisey, anti-flag, the bronx, the format, megadeth, pretty much anything on the supernatural soundtrack and a bunch of other stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
mostly things that would make you scream "NERD!" but aside from that? how to live up to my potential, why people dress poodles up like people, ancient history, mainly badassery and how to attain it. I also ponder whether to lie about my height since everyone expects me to. I'm not, cuz the other person'd find out eventually anyway. y'know the important stuff.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I believe in corny things like love, and if we all just tried to help each other instead of helping ourselves we could make this world perfect. but I'll deny that fact to the day I die. Oh, I WILL pretend this portion of my profile doesn't exist. just WATCH me.
last D&D game I played I made a monk with gloves that chimed like bells. the chimes made the enemy easier to hit by my allies, but also let my character play misfits and morrissey songs when he was bored. I feel this probably says more of my personality than my entire profile.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
the spirit moves you I guess? I honestly doubt messaging me will work out badly for you. if you read all this you might as well. a simple "hi" will suffice.
women with nerdy/geeky interests preferred. I also find awkwardness and dorkyness endearing for some ridiculous reason, same goes for klutzyness.