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jurazzikparking

29 M Bloomington, IN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hi. I don't quite know what to say here. It's tough to not sound self-centered or cliched, so this'll probably take some work. Suggestions or questions extremely welcome though.

EDIT:: So, I'm planning to fill this thing out with what comes out of messages or conversations with people. Its more natural for me to talk about myself that way, rather than in a soliloquy. Therefore, updates and revisions coming.
What I’m doing with my life
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Well that's alot of ground to cover, but I teach, study,study,study. Bike. Swim during the summer, but that's come to a swift and cold end. I read. A little recreational programming. I'm a bit of a newshound. Sleep. I don't cook a whole lot, but when I do, its something worth having made. I'm mostly vegetarian, not because I don't eat meat, just because its easier to wash and eat fruits and vegetables. Curl up in a fuzzy blanket.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy fun fun fun fun fun
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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All the King's Men, Robert Penn Warren
Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov
Gödel, Escher, Bach, Douglas Hofstadter
The Once and Future King, T.H. White
Against the Day, Thomas Pynchon
Snowcrash, Neal Stephenson
Sandman, Neil Gaiman
A Fire Upon the Deep, Vernor Vinge
The House at Pooh Corner, A.A. Milne
Movies
Ghostbusters
Ran
The Seven Samurai
Stalag 17
Brick
Secretary
Lawrence of Arabia
Bridge on the River Kwai
Casablanca
Other Movies

Telly
The Wire
Mad Men
Archer

Other stuff will occasionally catch my attention, but those would be the top picks.

Music:
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Miles Davis
Hank Williams
John Coltrane
Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass Band
Chicago
Alice in Chains
Benny Goodman Orchestra
Daft Punk
Rainbow
Broken Bells
The Flaming Lips
Blue Öyster Cult
Nina Simone

In short, I have expansive tastes. But I have surprising gaps in my music knowledge, and am quite open to learning to appreciate new music, if you can introduce it to me in the right fashion.
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Food
Thai, Vietnamese, Indian. Right now I'm having withdrawal cravings for dim sum and polish. If you can come through with goulash and a couple of pierogi, I think I'd sign pretty much any contract, sight unseen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A supply chain that safely delivers fruits and vegetables --- I'm not the "hunt and gather" sort of fella

A steady supply of things to read.

World wide webbery.

A space heater

Someone to bounce notions off of

A darn hot shower
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Big-picture ideas, where I put my car keys, and what the modern world would be like if there was a Planned Parenthood in Nazareth 2,000 years ago.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing proofs
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Oh internet, how easy do you think I am?
You should message me if
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If you happened upon this question. Seriously, who doesn't like getting mail?