Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a kid at heart. I'm easy going, like to flirt, love to have a
good time, enjoy games and playful banter. I am supposedly very
intelligent, creative, definitely open minded, curious, and
sociable. I think outside the box with a sense of humor to match. I
can promise fun, naughty or nice. I would like to be considered a
friend with benefits. Someone you can call on to chat, take a walk
go for coffee or if you want something more intimate. I am not
pushy, but very respectful of your wishes and have no expectations
from you other than, when we meet or talk, to have a good time. But
it is also strictly a no strings attached relationship and
discretion is absolutely necessary.
I enjoy listening to the wind rushing through the trees or the
gentle lap of waves on the shore. I do get excited about
thunderstorms. I do hate shopping. I'm the guy in the grocery store
who goes up two aisles and back one or goes to a clothing store and
grabs the nearest pair of pants. I am very competitive with cards,
board games and any other kind of game I can play. A lame right
ankle limits me, though I did kick a soccer ball around while
coaching in a youth league.I have spent many years sailing and
learning how to work with mother nature and apply those skills to
my life. And I am very good with my hands and if you'll,pardon my
forwardness, I do love to give a long sensuous full body massage
with a great climax. Watching her body and facial expressions is
like viewing a masterpiece and the groans of pleasure are music to
Available during weekday and open to most ideas, except s&m,
master slave, bondage and spanking. Otherwise your pleasure is my
pleasure. We can meet at a coffee shop, bar, mall or grocery
store(so if it doesn't work out at least our shopping is done, whip
cream anyone?) Send me a message and lets see what we can do
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Semi retired, substitute teacher doing repairs and renovations to a
115 year old victorian. Consequently, I'm learning about carpentry,
plumbing, masonry, electricity and First Aid. I'm also seeking a
woman who can be discreet and is free during the weekdays. A woman
who wants a casual no strings attached time to be herself, whether
it's flirting over coffee, or sexual satisfaction.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using my hands, particularly with massages. Sailing, teaching,
listening, minor repairs and losing keys(see mind in Self Summary).
NOT baking, though I now know what the softball stage is and what a
two inch cookie cutter looks like.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mustache, then my smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything tall ships era, read all the Hornblower series
twice and two other tall ships series; "Conversations with God",
The Power of Now, both great reads;whodunits like Agatha Christie;
and "Babies and other Hazards of Sex" movies, All Mel Brooks, Blues
Brothers, Sister Act, The Gods must be Crazy, most feel good
movies, some action, horror bores me; shows "Les Miz", music,
eclectic but not extreme; food, almost anything and love trying new
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sailing, dysfunctional friends, my sense of humor (though some
might disagree), good hiding places (see humor), water guns and my
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sailing, how to improve things, why people do what they do, what is
the meaning of life, where did I put the thing that I just had in
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the summer racing. In the winter, playing games like Bunco or
spin the bottle other pleasant distractions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm naked while I make my bed(Am I a closet nudist?).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your just looking for a friend, can be discreet, want to loosen up
and have some fun. You have a sense of humor and are willing to try
different things whether it be walking or misbehaving in the park
or fooling around in the coffee shop…………… tastefully fooling around
in the coffee shop or cuddling on a couch, etc..
Who are you looking for?
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