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just4funj

49 M Brockton, MA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a kid at heart. I'm easy going, like to flirt, love to have a good time, enjoy games and playful banter. I am supposedly very intelligent, creative, definitely open minded, curious, and sociable. I think outside the box with a sense of humor to match. I can promise fun, naughty or nice. I would like to be considered a friend with benefits. Someone you can call on to chat, take a walk go for coffee or if you want something more intimate. I am not pushy, but very respectful of your wishes and have no expectations from you other than, when we meet or talk, to have a good time. But it is also strictly a no strings attached relationship and discretion is absolutely necessary.
I enjoy listening to the wind rushing through the trees or the gentle lap of waves on the shore. I do get excited about thunderstorms. I do hate shopping. I'm the guy in the grocery store who goes up two aisles and back one or goes to a clothing store and grabs the nearest pair of pants. I am very competitive with cards, board games and any other kind of game I can play. A lame right ankle limits me, though I did kick a soccer ball around while coaching in a youth league.I have spent many years sailing and learning how to work with mother nature and apply those skills to my life. And I am very good with my hands and if you'll,pardon my forwardness, I do love to give a long sensuous full body massage with a great climax. Watching her body and facial expressions is like viewing a masterpiece and the groans of pleasure are music to my ears.
Available during weekday and open to most ideas, except s&m, master slave, bondage and spanking. Otherwise your pleasure is my pleasure. We can meet at a coffee shop, bar, mall or grocery store(so if it doesn't work out at least our shopping is done, whip cream anyone?) Send me a message and lets see what we can do
What I’m doing with my life
Semi retired, substitute teacher doing repairs and renovations to a 115 year old victorian. Consequently, I'm learning about carpentry, plumbing, masonry, electricity and First Aid. I'm also seeking a woman who can be discreet and is free during the weekdays. A woman who wants a casual no strings attached time to be herself, whether it's flirting over coffee, or sexual satisfaction.
I’m really good at
Using my hands, particularly with massages. Sailing, teaching, listening, minor repairs and losing keys(see mind in Self Summary). NOT baking, though I now know what the softball stage is and what a two inch cookie cutter looks like.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything tall ships era, read all the Hornblower series twice and two other tall ships series; "Conversations with God", The Power of Now, both great reads;whodunits like Agatha Christie; and "Babies and other Hazards of Sex" movies, All Mel Brooks, Blues Brothers, Sister Act, The Gods must be Crazy, most feel good movies, some action, horror bores me; shows "Les Miz", music, eclectic but not extreme; food, almost anything and love trying new things.
The six things I could never do without
Sailing, dysfunctional friends, my sense of humor (though some might disagree), good hiding places (see humor), water guns and my hats,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sailing, how to improve things, why people do what they do, what is the meaning of life, where did I put the thing that I just had in my hand.
On a typical Friday night I am
In the summer racing. In the winter, playing games like Bunco or spin the bottle other pleasant distractions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm naked while I make my bed(Am I a closet nudist?).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
Your just looking for a friend, can be discreet, want to loosen up and have some fun. You have a sense of humor and are willing to try different things whether it be walking or misbehaving in the park or fooling around in the coffee shop…………… tastefully fooling around in the coffee shop or cuddling on a couch, etc..