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37 Beaverton, OR Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Feb 13
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
When drinking
Graduated from university
Seeing Someone
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Jeremy.
Some people, I'm sure, dislike me immensely.
I have lived a life that has allowed me to endure any situation and do whatever I want in life, and so I do. I am one step away from amazing adventure and satisfaction or disaster.
If tomorrow is an option, I am shaking with intent. I am a slouching turnsole, a plague of ill-posture to haunt you in your softest sleep for all of time.
I look really stupid with a mustache.
I'm clearly excelling at being an adult.
I like this:
I'm a creep --only, I'm cuddly and junk.
I'm always going to look like I'm 23-24.
I'm partially made out of surgical steel and titanium.
I'm in lurve w/ Julie Christmas.
I decided to move to Portland after being here for only one day and knowing only one person in Oregon --it's a ridiculous story that involved a tent.
I am an orphan; and I am largely nomadic.
You'll expect the worst of me, and you'll be surprised;
you'll expect the best of me, and you may be disappointed.
I want little more than for someone that I may run my fingers through their hair until they're as content as a kitty cat.
I'm terrible at making plans; but I'll meet you anywhere at any time,
if at all logistically possible --no matter how absurd that may be.
I'm starting my life over from scratch and making it up as I go along.
I want to experience as much as possible before I stop existing,
on my terms --always on my own terms and by my own doing.
I take long walks in the middle of the night when it's nice and quiet
and everything seems very still --I highly recommend it.

I was killed in an automobile accident very nearly ten years ago and I've found myself with a brand new personality. A lot of things, I'm finding, are brand new to me.

I can be a very energetic, passionate, spontaneous person.
I can also come off as kind of an asshole. It's not that I'm unkind, it's just that I'm not a nice guy and I'm a very forward person.

I'm typically more at home with excitement and danger; but I do enjoy lazy days and good conversation with the right company.

I'm a very confident, capable person. I can be humble at times, but generally I don't have time for modesty. I've been told I can seem arrogant --but if you knew me you would also think that's hilarious.

I find most things hilarious.

I'm generally just looking to meet interesting people, go on dates, follow where life leads me and all that jazz.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever I want -at all times.

I'm awkwardly intelligent and talented; however, occasionally I lack focus.

I'd like to eventually own a coffee roastery/cafe/bakery. I'm making good headway in the local scene, and I've started to be seen as a viable force in the industry.

On my own time:
I read, I write, I drink (at least I did at the time; not so much these days), I focus my attention upon cosmology, physics, quantum mechanics, and biology for fun, I study human nature-- I particularly enjoy reading the body language of strangers.

Typically I stay up all night drinking and writing. (I should update this. I think I keep the drinking part there to remind myself of, and most likely to romanticize, that time in my life. I was struggling with crippling pain and went through a very dark period. I've since found a pain management program that controls my chronic pain (I take a terrifying amount of morphine for breakfast and I scarcely drink these days. I can take it or leave it) I keep a tumblr for things I don't mind sharing if anyone is interested:

I don't sleep much and I go out of my way not to know my neighbors' names.

I'm the guy with one arm and an eye patch. I own thousands of dollars in coffee making equipment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not dying.

Also: sizing up people, making ordinary things ridiculously fun, being decisive, making sure everyone goes home alive, flirting, loving on my dog, mixing drinks, solving problems, making coffee, taking things apart and putting them back together again, being the boss, spontaneous road trips, interesting conversation, laughing at myself, and other things...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Gotta be the eyepatch.
Maybe the missing limb.

Oh yeah... You only get one pirate joke. Better make it count.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Wtiters/poets: Diane di Prima, Charles Bukowski, William S. Burroughs, Hunter S. Thompson, Patrick Suskind, and, and, and... That's a long conversation that I'd much rather have at, say, Powell's City of Books.

Music, in no discernible order: Gravytrain!, Nails (how fucking awesome was Unsilent Death?) Death Grips, Ween, At The Drive-In, Arrested Development, Deftones, The Mars Volta, Helmet, Nirvana, Weekend Nachos, Sonic Youth, The Paper Chase, If These Trees Could Talk, Sleater-Kinney, Die Antwoord, Wu-Tang Clan, MC5, Slayer, Hank Williams Sr., The Dillinger Escape Plan, Bent Knee, Some Velvet Sidewalk, Hella, Sleep, Mecha Normal, Liquor Store, Made Out of Babies, Old Time Relijun, Black Flag, Battle of Mice, The Jesus Lizard, It's a Beautiful Day, Sultans of Ping FC, Isis, This Routine is Hell, High on Fire, Aphex Twin, Flipper, Miles Davis, Blonde Redhead, Charlie Parker, Truckfighters, The Vasolines, Django Reinhardt, The Nuetral Sound, Indian, Lightning Bolt, Iggy and The Stooges, Burzum, Crickets Make Math, Melt Banana, Portishead, Frank Black, Deerhoof, Paper Tiger, Earth, Le Tigre, Dead Kennedys, Why?, that one Black Sabbath album that isn't fucking awful, A$AP Rocky, Long Hind Legs, Daniel Johnston, Unknown Hinson, Tool, Laundrettes, Scratch Acid, Melvins, Camera Obscura, Deafheaven, Horse Feathers, Radiohead, Cat Power, The Wipers, The Spinanes, Eagles of Death Metal, Television, James Brown, Bratmobile, ABBA, David Bazan, Patti Smith, The Breeders, Thao, PJ Harvey, etc. Again, a lot. (No one ever suspects that I'm a huge Michael Jackson fan)

Movies: The Big Lebowski, No Country for Old Men, There Will be Blood, Man Bites Dog, Gummo, Cashback, Adaptation, American Beauty, Blow, tons of documentaries, etc. I like movies.

T.V.: It's Always Sunny, The Whitest Kids U Know, Tim & Eric, Squidbillies, American Dad, Hoarders, Lock Up, Nova, Ted Talks, Parks and Rec., 30 Rock, Workaholics, The IT Crowd, Trailer Park Boys, etc. I'm a big fan of British and Canadian humor and absurd things in general.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
What a stupid question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The rate at which The Milky Way and Andromeda are coming closer to eventually colliding, passing through one another like ghosts before coming back in for the real thing.

The things that connect us.
The things we allow to divide us.
How much you will tolerate unflinching honesty.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been dead --I wasn't impressed. The answer to the often asked 'what did you see?' question is nothing.

I'm looking for a new place, so if you know anyone drop a line.

I have found Portland to be an aggressively discriminatory city to visibly, physically dis/otherwiseabled people. I would like to make more opportunity here by being more connected if that's what it takes.

I'm a cancer survivor: I had stomach cancer when I was 25. I've also developed lymphoma and I've been dealing with that since early 2013 (update: I've been in remission for about 3 months now).

I'm fairly certain I can't actually die.

I sing Elvis songs in the shower, like, every time.

I have a fetish for small breasts --I of course like breasts of most shapes and sizes, but A-B cups really push my buttons. (I've come to the conclusion that I should state that you shouldn't read too much into this. Honestly, I'm quite surprised by the number of women that took offence with this and messaged me to voice their protest. it's just one of those things --and it's not a finite preference)

I'm into BDSM to some extent. If you're a sub or generally kinky, we'll be fast friends.

I've touched my own brain and I'm still a person that can hold a cohesive conversation.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The only ones for you are the mad ones.

You're not particularly vanilla.

You're fun and like to meet interesting people.

You realize that you can't sum people up like this too accurately.

You find that you laugh having spoken the word "rutabaga" aloud.

You can find me on Facebook by searching for Geramie Konley.

You'd like to meet for coffee from Heart, Stumptown, Barista, etc., then doughnuts from Blue Star, and, of course, interesting conversation some time soon.

You're not the worst.