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just7a7man

37 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Jeremy.
Some people, I'm sure, dislike me immensely.
If tomorrow is an option, I am shaking with intent. I am a slouching turnsole, a plague of ill-posture to haunt you in your softest sleep for all of time.
I look really stupid with a mustache.
I'm clearly excelling at being an adult.
I like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxqgI_agY4s&sns=em
I'm a creep --only, I'm cuddly and junk.
I'm always going to look like I'm 23-24.
I'm partially made out of surgical steel and titanium.
I'm in lurve w/ Julie Christmas.
I decided to move to Portland after being here for only one day and knowing only one person in Oregon --it's a ridiculous story that involved a tent.
I am an orphan; and I am largely nomadic.
You'll expect the worst of me, and you'll be surprised;
you'll expect the best of me, and you may be disappointed.
I want for little more than someone to run my fingers through
their hair until they're as content as a kitty cat.
I'm terrible at making plans; but I'll meet you anywhere at any time,
if at all logistically possible --no matter how absurd that may be.
I'm starting my life over from scratch and making it up as I go along.
I want to experience as much as possible before I stop existing,
on my terms --always on my own terms and by my own doing.
I take long walks in the middle of the night when it's nice and quiet
and everything seems very still --I highly recommend it.

I was killed in an automobile accident seven years ago and I've found myself with a brand new personality. A lot of things, I'm finding, are brand new to me.

I can be a very energetic, passionate, spontaneous person.
I can also come off as kind of an asshole. It's not that I'm unkind; I'm just a very forward person.

I'm typically more at home with excitement and danger; but I do enjoy lazy days and good conversation with the right company.

I'm a very confident, capable person. I can be humble at times, but generally I don't have time for modesty. I've been told I can seem arrogant --but if you knew me you would also think that's hilarious.

I find most things hilarious.

I'm generally just looking to meet interesting people.

http://youtu.be/JYpOb-PQyNg
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever I want -at all times.

I'm awkwardly intelligent and talented; however, occasionally I lack focus.

I'd like to eventually own a coffee roastery/cafe/bakery. I'm making good headway in the local scene, and I've started to be seen as a viable force in the industry.

On my own time:
I read, I write, I drink (at least I did at the time; not so much these days), I focus my attention upon cosmology, physics, quantum mechanics, and biology for fun, I study human nature-- I particularly enjoy reading the body language of strangers.

Typically I stay up all night drinking and writing. (I should update this. I think I keep the drinking part there to remind myself of, and most likely to romanticize, that time in my life. I was struggling with crippling pain and went through a very dark period. I've since found a pain management program that controls my chronic pain and I scarcely drink these days. I can take it or leave it) I keep a tumblr for things I don't mind sharing if anyone is interested:
http://the-left-hand.tumblr.com/

I don't sleep much and I go out of my way not to know my neighbors' names.

I'm the guy with one arm and an eye patch. I own thousands of dollars in coffee making equipment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not dying.

Also: sizing up people, making ordinary things ridiculously fun, being decisive, making sure everyone goes home alive, flirting, loving on my dog, mixing drinks, solving problems, making coffee, taking things apart and putting them back together again, being the boss, spontaneous road trips, interesting conversation, laughing at myself, and other things...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Gotta be the eyepatch.
Maybe the missing limb.

Oh yeah... You only get one pirate joke. Better make it count.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Wtiters/poets: Diane di Prima, Charles Bukowski, William S. Burroughs, Hunter S. Thompson, Patrick Suskind, etc. That's a long conversation.

Music: Ween, At The Drive-In, Deftones, The Mars Volta, Nirvana, Sonic Youth, The Paper Chase, Sleater-Kinney, Die Antwoord, Wu-Tang Clan, Gravytrain!, MC5, Hank Williams Sr., Thee Oh Sees, Hella, Sleep, Mecha Normal, Made Out of Babies, Battle of Mice, It's a Beautiful Day, Sultans of Ping FC, High on Fire, Flipper, Miles Davis, Charlie Parker, The Vasolines, Django Reinhardt, The Nuetral Sound, Lightning Bolt, Iggy and The Stooges, Crickets Make Math, Melt Banana, Deerhoof, Paper Tiger, Earth, Le Tigre, Why?, Long Hind Legs, Daniel Johnston, Laundrettes, Scratch Acid, Melvins, Camera Obscura, Horse Feathers, Radiohead, Cat Power, The Wipers, The Spinanes, Eagles of Death Metal, Television, James Brown, Bratmobile, David Bazan, Patti Smith, The Breeders, Thao, PJ Harvey, etc. Again, a lot. (No one ever suspects that I'm a huge Michael Jackson fan)

Movies: The Big Lebowski, No Country for Old Men, There Will be Blood, Man Bites Dog, Gummo, Cashback, Adaptation, American Beauty, Blow, tons of documentaries, etc. I like movies.

T.V.: It's Always Sunny, The Whitest Kids U Know, Tim & Eric, Squidbillies, American Dad, Hoarders, Lock Up, Nova, Ted Talks, Parks and Rec., 30 Rock, Workaholics, The IT Crowd, Trailer Park Boys, etc. I'm a big fan of British and Canadian humor and absurd things in general.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
What a stupid question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The rate at which The Milky Way and Andromeda are coming closer to eventually colliding, passing through one another like ghosts before coming back in for the real thing.

The things that connect us.
The things we allow to divide us.
How much you will tolerate unflinching honesty.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Invincible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been dead --I wasn't impressed. The answer to the often asked 'what did you see?' question is nothing.

I'm a cancer survivor: I had stomach cancer when I was 25. I've also developed lymphoma and I've been dealing with that since early 2013.

I'm fairly certain I can't actually die.

I sing Elvis songs in the shower, like, every time.

I have a fetish for small breasts --I of course like breasts of most shapes and sizes, but A-B cups really push my buttons. (I've come to the conclusion that I should state that you shouldn't read too much into this. Honestly, it's just one of those things --and it's not a finite preference)

I'm into BDSM to some extent. If you're a sub or generally kinky, we'll be fast friends.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The only ones for you are the mad ones.

You're not particularly vanilla.

You're fun and like to meet interesting people.

You realize that you can't sum people up like this too accurately.

You're not the worst.

I suppose you could also contact me through facebook and/or add me:
https://www.facebook.com/lefthandedc0ffee

Seriously, don't be the worst (read this as 'if you're a negative, pessimistic, bitter, angry, depressed lunatic that will inevitably fuck my life up, leave me alone.')