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28 Fultondale, AL Man


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  • Ages 18-35
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Yesterday – 7:37pm
5' 6" (1.68m)
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English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm not really "laid back" or "down to earth." I'm just lazy and realistic. I'm blatantly honest because I ain't got time for bullshit, I sleep a lot, and I enjoy having intelligent conversations about random shit until the sun starts to come up.
What I’m doing with my life
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Science! I'm a chemist so I'm usually doing science or science related things. I work and sleep a lot. There isn't much else to do and I'm in no hurry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Science, sleeping, being lazy, not caring, not being stupid, and pissing people off. Oh, I'm sooo good at pissing people off.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair, my creepiness, and my cynical attitude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Video Games: I enjoy FPS's like Battlefield. I also enjoy RPG's like Elder Scrolls and Fallout.

Books: I don't really read much, but two on my list: "I'm Just Here for the Food" and "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"

Movies: Most movies suck. That's just a fact of life. However, some I thought were alright: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, V for Vendetta, The Prestige, and i'm sure a few others.

Shows: I don't really have time to watch a lot of TV anymore, but... Adult Swim, Good Eats, No Reservations, C-Span, Daily Show, Colbert Report, and stuff.

Music: I think most music sucks even though I'm in a band, but i'll throw two out there: Acid Bath and Soundgarden.

Food: Just about anything. I enjoy cooking stuff and eating it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sleep, foxes, a bed, clean water, oxygen, food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I get bored i'll think about anything and everything. Science, philosophy, and stupid shit. Mostly stupid shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Then i get home and just chill out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't give a fuck. Not. One. Fuck.
You should message me if
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Well, you should probably message me if you want to have a conversation with me about something or if you're extremely bored. I'll try my best not to be creepy, but i'm not making any promises.