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28 M Vancouver, WA

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Hebrew, Bulgarian, Japanese

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My self-summary
Oddball, bespectacled guy living in a town I'm not sure I belong—that's me.

For starters, I'm all about equal rights and feminism and really only prefer to be in the company of people who are likewise all about those things. Anyone who "doesn't care about politics" is obviously privileged enough to not have to care, and so that tells me everything I need to know about that person.

But really, about ME? I'm into foreign language learning, cats, cockatiels, baby animals... any animals really, d.i.y., Egyptology, Japanese culture, and homemade gifts. If you give homemade gifts, stop everything LET'S GO ON AN AWESOME DATE RIGHT NOW I'm not joking

I also hate shitty pens

Yes I wear a lot of stripey clothing lay off lol
What I’m doing with my life
Manning the grill at work, connecting with people, running an (un)successful Tumblr, waiting for new Archer episodes, looking for new pizza toppings to try, laughing at Tumblr usernames

No, but for real... I spend a lot of time reading about ancient Egypt, cuneiform, foreign languages, linguistics, and trying to remember that I'm not some character in a movie with perfectly scripted dialogue and well-timed, witty comebacks, and so I should feel fine with being a normal (okay, okay—weird) human being. See? Here's my theme song:
I’m really good at
Writing legibly

Having my friends and family know that they are loved
The first things people usually notice about me
Glasses, plugs
Nice, just... happy with myself. I don't really know how to describe it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Eyewitness Books, Bill Bryson books, Passages, Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors, any Carl Sagan really

The Rescuers, most traditionally-animated Disney movies

Archer, Gordon Ramsay shows, Cosmos old and new, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld

XTC, Mike Oldfield, Depeche Mode, Genesis
I really don't listen to a lot of music from after the turn of the century

Thai Chicken Pizza from CPK
The six things I could never do without
A bed with lots of blankets
Flowers, real flowers to be specific
Pilot pens
Blank paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Being somewhere I can study
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I instinctively blow on my iced coffee. D'oh.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You're a feminist and you like homemade gifts and you CARE about issues that affect us. There's nothing more attractive than someone who cares, cares, cares, I can't say that enough.

You're a hugger

Wanna watch Archer or Bob's Burgers together

I don't use "Quickmatch" or do anything with ratings... you're better off just messaging me

Otherwise the women on here whether I interact with them or not are so genuinely nice, and you all deserve to find someone great. You're really great people, all of you, and you're why I like this site. So thank you :)

Do not message me if you litter (especially cigarettes).