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29 Vancouver, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:42pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Love linguistics and foreign languages, drawing, exploring Portland, browsing Tumblr, homemade gifts, and cockatiels

I also hate shitty pens
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Every other Portland person on here works at a non-profit it seems... and here I am, working fast-food (yay college degree!) and don't really know where I'm going from here.

Just enjoying my intellectual hobbies like reading, studying cuneiform and hieroglyphics, teaching myself Japanese, etc. I run a Japanese language group as well as one for learning dead languages. I dunno, most people would probably find my hobbies "boring" but I just do what I love.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing legibly
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Glasses, 0g plugs

I'd include beard but my job requires me to shave, and that disappoints me greatly
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Eyewitness Books, His Dark Materials trilogy, A Walk in the Woods (and anything Bill Bryson), Passages: Predictable Crises of Adult Life, Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors, The Demon-Haunted World, The Dragons of Eden (and anything Carl Sagan), Our Universe, Around the World in 80 Days, Tao Te Ching

The Rescuers, The Sword in the Stone, Robin Hood, The Witches, The Great Mouse Detective, Fantasia, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Electric Apricot, FernGully

Archer, King of the Hill, Bob's Burgers, The Office, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Tim & Eric, Superjail!, The Simpsons, Cosmos (old and new), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld

XTC, Mike Oldfield, Depeche Mode, Genesis

Thai Chicken Pizza from CPK
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A bed with lots of blankets
Flowers, real flowers to be specific
Pilot pens
Blank paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can I read faster

Tide pools

What extinct languages sounded like
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I instinctively blow on my iced coffee. D'oh.

I find zombie and horror movies utterly boring
You should message me if
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I prefer people around my age because of the maturity level that comes with it, but I wouldn't rule out anyone who is otherwise awesome

I don't use "Quickmatch" or do anything with ratings... it's a passive-aggressive way to try to get someone's attention and means nothing. don't waste your time

Do not message me if you litter (especially cigarettes)