My name is Robert. I'm pretty fucking weird, but in the enjoyable kind of way. I make strange noises, and I play video games!

I work two part-time jobs, so in my free time I generally vegetate and watch trash TV. Most of the time I'm living at the mall, though.

My recreational laziness often extends to my circle of friends, who coincidentally also work in the mall. I'm a small group of friends kind of person.

I play the piano (not professionally or in any kind of trained way), and I severely enjoy music. I listen to a lot of different things, shitty music included (and I even get joy from it). So we could probably get along musically no matter what! :)

I'm not looking for anything super serious or anything--whatever happens happens. You should get to know me!

Working, eating, and sleeping are the three things that generally consume my life. Every day--same thing, different order. Sometimes I have a life in between not having one.

I'm not currently in school. I was, but then I chose the "help out the family" path, and then work happened. I'm working on re-enrolling. You know. In the background. Far in the background.

I would like to say that I'm saving up to buy a car, but really I'm just car-less and I have not once cent saved up towards a car. Don't I get a mourning period after the death of my last car? We'll call it that.

I live at home (you know, that word people say when they mean "with my parents"). It's easier to take care of responsibilities that aren't mine if I don't move out (if you're sensing bitterness, you'd be correct).

Despite whatever may be punching me in the face, I try to keep a positive attitude, because being miserable just isn't fun!

So that's what I'm doing with my life. It's pretty routine.

-Spending exorbitant amounts of money on materialistic things I don't need instead of being smart and getting myself some transportation.

-Speeding absentmindedly.

That's normally not a part of my introductory conversations. I don't ask people what the first thing they noticed about me was.

I do get asked where I'm from a lot. I do get tired of it, because I think most of the time people mean to say ethnicity (I say this because Huntsville is never the answer they want to hear).

Since I'm at work a lot, I'm kid-friendly a lot. That's a less attractive version of myself, to be honest (the kid voice really drives it home). So take that how you will, haha.

Books: Honestly, I don't read much; however, Harry Potter is, hands down, my favorite series. Call it childish, call it whatever, actually, but it is what it is. I enjoyed the Hunger Games (even Mockingjay, though it took a while to grow on me). Wicked was good. These are just the books that have been in my life in the past 4 or so years. I've been too busy for reading, but I'm not illiterate!

Movies: Disney movies. Again, childish, but what can I say? It's the nostalgia. Disney Princess movies are the best. Kid movies are my favorite kind to put on repeat and sleep to. I like any movie really, though I've been sort of apathetic towards them lately (those damn work ruts).

Shows: Anything Joss Whedon. Buffy the Vampire Slayer was my first Joss show that I watched serially, also Dollhouse and Firefly. I'll watch almost anything on Cartoon Network (current shit and shit from the '90s). I don't like to admit it, but I don't enjoy Bravo. Real Housewives and such. Other trash TV, like Grey's Anatomy. I fucking hate that show, but I'm so addicted.

Music: Anything, basically. I'll give anything a chance!1

Food: Fast, affordable, simple, and microwaveable. These are the qualities I look for in my food. It doesn't sound too healthy, does it? Money's tight most of the time, so this is what I'm limited to. Also, pickings are pretty slim in the mall food court.

1. Friends and family. I wouldn't even resemble who I am now if it wasn't for people like my mom and my friends.

2. My piano. Sure, it's a material thing, but I love music. I spend a lot of free time with it. A lot.

3. My computer. Also a material thing. Not necessarily my computer, as mine kind of sucks ass, but some kind of technology is nice. A phone would suffice. Maybe I could call it communication and not seem so spoiled? Nah.

4. Music. I don't like silence. I really don't. I need music in a car. Talking could work, I guess, but let's be honest. Music is more entertaining sometimes.

5. Air conditioning. This is another one of those things that make me spoiled. I just can't be hot. I hate to sweat. I don't like to be disgusting cold, either, so I might as well list heat here, too.

6. Alone time. Seriously, it's a weird thing, but if I don't get time to myself every now and then, I'd probably go crazy.

My future and how much it intimidates me, because it's lookin' a little more on the grim side.

I think about children and how I kind of sometimes want one, and then I don't, and then I do again. It's really confusing, but either way, it's not going to happen for a long time if it even does.

I write a lot, too. Stories, songs, things of that nature. I'm not too big into sharing yet, but I spend A LOT of time writing.

I think about where the fuck I'm gonna be in five years.

Sometimes I don't like it.

Working, resting, or hanging out with my friends. I'm not much of a party-goer or anything, so my Friday nights are pretty calm, collected, and full of recreational activities.

But my Friday nights are basically like any other night. If my friends are gathering, we gather. If they're not, we don't. Mall workers don't ask for much. We live the good life :)

I have a fear of balloons. It's irrational and ridiculous, but it's true.

I'm slightly intolerant of emotional immaturity. I just don't have time for that kind of nonsense.

You're interested.