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justcallmejerry

24 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hey, my name is Jerry! Born and raised in Brooklyn, living in Philly for now. I am a doctoral student working on my PsyD. in Clinical Psychology. No, I will not provide you therapy, but I can give you some laughs, a great time, and a weird craving for Doritos. I work hard and, when I can, play harder. I love to try new things and get out there. It's not surprising for a shrink, but I love to be around people and get to know others. One day I hope to make a difference in my patients' lives and give them a chance at full and rewarding lives.

Let's see, more about me? I have a sarcastic sense of humor, but I never mean it personally. I love getting out there and socializing with friends and meeting new people. It's probably one of the reasons I want to be a therapist: I thrive off of being around others and getting to know them. I'm a confident and outgoing guy that loves to have a good time with those who are important to me. I'm the kind of guy that can make watching paint dry into an exciting drinking game. Plus I'm a bit of a nerd, into science and all that good stuff. Except like one of those cool nerds, the one that was the most popular in high school. That was a thing, right?

Other likes: people watching, charades, steak cooked medium, Sriracha, imagining all the cool things I could be doing if I had free time, magnets, dogs, making bad puns.

Also, I can cook, clean, and do laundry. I'm like the total package.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working my way through graduate school to become a clinical psychologist and solve the world's problems, one "How does that make you feel?" at a time.

I also work at a rehab clinic for people suffering from traumatic brain injuries. It can be tough but it's very rewarding and gives me a great workout and lower back pain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. I'm going to be a therapist, it's like in the job description.

I'm really good at letting loose and having a great time with friends. I also love to get to know people, old or new. I love to keep anyone close to me happy.

I'm also phenomenal at flip cup and other drinking games. Basically I drink like a champ. But I'm a classy drunk when I get that far. Like James Bond classy.

I've never lost a staring contest.

Mosquitoes refuse to drink my blood out of respect. Nah, who am I kidding? I have sweet blood or something.

I can successfully string a 4-5 page paper of bullshit out of an ill-conceived idea.

Navigation. Enough said.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm always the first to crack a joke and keep everyone smiling. I also have been told I laugh like Ronnie from the Jersey Shore when I'm drunk. I'm still not sure if that's a compliment, but I'll take it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love action, horror, comedy, and psychological movies. I try to keep up with shows like Workaholics, How I Met Your Mother, and Community. I listen to a wide range of music: hip-hop to electronic dance music to alternative rock and more hardcore things (bonus if you know what post-hardcore is and/or listen to it). The quickest way to my heart is through a Sesame Chicken combination platter.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music
2. Friends
3. Shredded Mozzarella Cheese
4. Socks
5. APA Format, 6th ed.
6. Fine craft beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do they call the ketchup in packets "Fancy Ketchup?" Is there a non-fancy kind? Do I become fancy by simply utilizing said ketchup? Those kind of things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually out a bar letting loose after a long work/school week. Saturday is my only day off so I need to relax. When I'm not in the mood, I have no problem lying on the couch with a movie on in footie pajamas.

In case you're wondering, I actually do own footie pajamas. Best Christmas present ever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can speak Spanish only if I'm drunk. And I'm damn good at it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm looking for someone who can appreciate the intricacies of the human mind while also being well versed in the ability to shotgun a beer (or at least let loose and have a good time).

If you make a mean PB&J sandwich, I can award you bonus points.

Also if you like people watching and making up weird stories about their lives and backgrounds, you've got it in the bag.