Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, my name is Jerry! Born and raised in Brooklyn, living in
Philly for now. I am a doctoral student working on my PsyD. in
Clinical Psychology. No, I will not provide you therapy, but I can
give you some laughs, a great time, and mild indigestion. I work
hard and, when I can, play harder. I love to try new things and get
out there. It's not surprising for a shrink, but I love to be
around people and get to know others. One day I hope to make a
difference in my patients' lives and give them a chance at full and
Let's see, more about me? I have a sarcastic sense of humor, but I
never mean it personally. I love getting out there and socializing
with friends and meeting new people. It's probably one of the
reasons I want to be a therapist: I thrive off of being around
others and getting to know them. I'm a confident and outgoing guy
that loves to have a good time with those who are important to me.
I'm the kind of guy that can make watching paint dry into an
exciting drinking game. Plus I'm a bit of a nerd, into science and
all that good stuff. Except like one of those cool nerds, the one
that was the most popular in high school. My mom tells me I'm cool,
that must count for something, right?
Also, I can cook, clean, and do laundry. I'm like the total
What I’m doing with my life
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Working my way through graduate school to become a clinical
psychologist and solve the world's problems, one "How does that
make you feel?" at a time.
I also work at a rehab clinic for people suffering from traumatic
brain injuries. It can be tough but it's very rewarding and gives
me a great workout and lower back pain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. I'm going to be a therapist, it's like in the job
I'm really good at letting loose and having a great time with
friends. I also love to get to know people, old or new. I love to
keep anyone close to me happy.
I'm also phenomenal at flip cup and other drinking games. Basically
I drink like a champ. But I'm a classy drunk when I get that far.
Like James Bond classy.
I've never lost a staring contest.
Mosquitoes refuse to drink my blood out of respect. Nah, who am I
kidding? I have sweet blood or something.
I can successfully string a 4-5 page paper of bullshit out of an
Navigation. Enough said.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told I have amazing eyebrows. I have never once had them
done, but I could apparently be an eyebrow model.
I also have been told I laugh like Ronnie from the Jersey Shore
when I'm drunk. I'm still not sure if that's a compliment, but I'll
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, 1984, Stephen King, anything
dystopian and all that kind of stuff
Shows: I watch way too many but here's an idea: Game of Thrones,
How I Met Your Mother, Community, Modern Family, Adventure Time,
Movies: Comedy, Action, and anything psychological (big surprise,
Food: Just give me a Sesame Chicken combination platter and I'm a
happy man. Italian and Thai are also acceptable
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
3. Shredded Mozzarella Cheese
4. A nice pair of socks
5. APA Format Guide, 6th ed.
6. Fine craft beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I wish I was a farmer. That "Farmers Only" website sounds
like a blast.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually out a bar letting loose after a long work/school week.
Saturday is my only day off so I need to relax. When I'm not in the
mood, I have no problem lying on the couch with a movie on in
In case you're wondering, I actually do own footie pajamas. Best
Christmas present ever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can speak Spanish only if I'm drunk. And I'm damn good at it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm looking for someone who can balance discussing the intricacies
of the human mind with raging your face off. These can coincide:
discussions of human mortality pair well with keg stands.
If you make a mean PB&J sandwich, I can award you bonus
Also if you like people watching and making up weird stories about
their lives and backgrounds, you've got it in the bag.
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