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  • Ages 25-41
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Last online
Nov 2
Post grad
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
enjoying the racket, but increasingly aware of good moments that would be great with someone to point and laugh at the world together.*

* man alive, that sounds like an Oprah moment, but that lady knows a thing or two about a thing or two so I'll stand by the sentiment.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
WHAT? Oh my gosh, my Mom is OkCupid, I knew it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm wearing nothing but a top hat, monocle, and spats. Oh wait - that's Mr. Peanut.

Sidenote: why don't you go ahead and put on some pants, Mr. Peanut. I'm not sure the whole "I'm an incredibly wealthy yet possibly insane legume" screams appetizing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like to devour all of them in equally oversized portions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Getting into a book so good it becomes a relationship. Chatting up a storm with a friend and realizing the bar/restaurant/city you're in is closing because you've been there so long. Making pumpkin pies and justifying eating them for breakfast because it's a vegetable. Putting on a fake look of concern and trying not to laugh when I see someone slip on ice. Comedy in all forms. Nine miles of sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
'I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.' - Oscar Wilde
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
(Probably unaware that it's Friday)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
(I take this whole thing more seriously than it might appear. I see little things - like people holding hands - and it makes me all too aware of the depth and sincerity that is drastically missing in my life.)