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25 F Athens, GA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 19
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is going to sound jumbled because it's going to be stream of consciousness...

I'm clumsy and kind of wandering vaguely through life trying to figure out my purpose. I'm cynical and depressed and insecure, but I'm also intelligent and passionate and occasionally overwhelmed by emotion. I'm extremely logical but I love fantasy. I'm a staunch atheist but I love to learn about things I don't believe exist: ghosts, mythical beasts, gods. I love to knit. I'm crazy ticklish. I have two dogs and three cats that I think are hilarious and silly and adorable. I get all worked up about politics and human nature and religion. I would rather sit on my couch and play video games or waste time on the internet or watch movies than go out drinking most nights. I'm anxious in social situations, especially with strangers. I'm overly sexual, which works unhealthily with my insecurities about my body. I'm extremely honest. I have a huge crippling fear of people finding me incapable. I hate being in situations where I don't know what I'm doing.

I apologize for all my photos. I don't take a lot of pictures.

Overall I'm pretty weird and silly and thoughtful. Prone to gloomy moments. But I can be pretty entertaining.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm bartending at a downtown music venue and thoroughly enjoying it.

In my free time I watch movies and read and knit and try to make new friends. I like to learn new things, try new recipes, do crafts or randomly drive places. I also spend a lot of time with my dogs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting flustered when I have to talk about myself.

Carrying 5 plates in one go. Knitting. Sleeping. Making myself look like an idiot. Puzzles. I'm fairly crafty, too, and handy. Trivia and random facts. And getting really passionate while talking about things.

Rubik's cubes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes. My hair is crazy. Might be dressed like a bum.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm currently digging Neil Gaiman, George R R Martin, Joe Hill, Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut, and David Foster Wallace. I love Joyce Carol Oates. I read quite a bit. I devour short stories. I love the whole epiphany moment of short stories, and I'm so busy that they're absolutely perfect. Any era, any compilations.

My current top movie list consists of The Signal, Death Proof, Children of Men, Watching the Detectives, Brick, any Wes Anderson film, 28 Days Later, Amityville Horror, Jurassic Park...gosh, I just realized that the list was really long. This is good. For now.

I've been getting into more television lately with Netflix, and my favorites are Pushing Daisies, Arrested Development, IT Crowd, Freaks and Geeks, Futurama, Wonderfalls, 30 Rock, MST3K, American Horror Story, Sherlock, any Joss Whedon show, most JJ Abrams shows, Archer, Metalocalypse, any serial killer/criminal documentary style shows, shows with strong female leads. I'm sure I've forgotten some.

Musically, I've been listening to a lot of Modest Mouse, Florence and the Machine, Jenny Lewis, Regina Spektor, The Decemberists, Neutral Milk Hotel, Band of Horses, and Billy Joel lately. This is subject to change.

I work in a restaurant and I love learning about new foods, and cooking, but I generally never get around to it. Instead I just eat wherever because I'm terrible at making decisions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things to keep my brain occupied, my pets, sleep, intelligent conversation, laughter, and an absurd amount of strawberry chapstick.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How terrifying it would be to be lost in space. Like a billion times more terrifying than lost at sea, only a lot less likely.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Makin' highballs. Watching kids puke in trash cans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get some strange self-satisfaction when people say, "Atta girl," to me. Even if it's kind of patronizing.

I'm ridiculously ticklish. I hate being tickled.

I'm actually willing to admit just about anything if asked. I'm terribly, if not brutally honest.
You should message me if
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You're still interested. I'm pretty charming. I just want to be intense enough here to chase off the flaky ones.