Those responsible for the old summary have been sacked.
Basically, I'm pretty awesome. I use my superior wit and sense of humor to cover for all other deficiencies I may have and my spirit animal is an American Gladiator. I've got an awesome dog, an awesome sense of humor, an awesome grasp of a broad variety of interests, a group of awesome friends that I'm looking to expand via this site, and I keep myself in good shape considering how in love with cooking and good food I am (a lot) and how much I hate cardio (a lotter), and I genuinely enjoy the company of others.
I'm a world record holder in jumping to the wrong conclusion from a standing start.
I talk a lot when given the chance and say stupid things, but sometimes I don't.
Also, I pissed away a lot of good years drinking, so I gave it up. I love to go to bars and stuff and I'm totally comfortable around alcohol and being the DD, but I've been sober for awhile. If that's a deal breaker for whatever reason, there ya go.