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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 21
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Judaism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm gonna buck the trend here and say that I'm amazing at self-summarizing. Bad at life in general, but really great at self-summarizing...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
this and that. Looking forward to a prosperous 2015, both in the stock market and personally. Wow, that sounded a lot less douchey in my head than it does written down, but gonna stick with it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Poking fun at just about anything/everything, particularly movie previews
Listening / Asking Questions
Ordering seamlessweb delivery
Eating seamlessweb delivery
Doing math in my head
Jumping (in general and particularly for a 36-year old white guy)
Having a serious case of the red eye in photos
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can be just a touch sarcastic. Don't worry - it's a way for me to be playful and I love good sarcasm in response. Females sometimes are immediately jealous of my long eyelashes. Can't say dudes have the same reaction - they are more likely to notice the humpback...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
When Genius Failed, All the King's Men, lots of obscure documentaries (watch My Architect immediately), Carlos, Bottle Rocket, Big Lebowski, Friday Night Lights the show, The ORIGINAL Office, Dexter, Band of Brothers, Homeland, Girls, Jerry/George/Elaine/Cosmo, Bob Dylan, The Cure, The National, Otis Redding, Toots & the Maytals, The Hold Steady, Mumford & Sons, The Economist, New Yorker, various podcasts played at 2x speed, Samuel Smith beer and all kinds of food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Intellectual stimulation
Laughing with my friends
Sports - both playing and watching (particularly UConn men's hoops)
Until I get a personal chef, takeout/delivered food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I've done with my life, what I'm doing with my life, whether there is a way I could spend my winters in a warm climate, where to find profits in the market, how I should be actually working out instead of thinking about it, how i should really get off caffeine, how i can meet quality women (and really just looking for one, not mulitple), what i'm gonna do with my life, which old friends I haven't talked to in a while and ways I can combine work trips with seeing them, how i should travel more in general (for pleasure), whether I should get a car, whether I should move to brooklyn, whether it would be good to have an off switch for my brain
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably Eating at one of the finer establishments in Times Square like Bubba Gump Shrimp Company or Planet Hollywood. Then again, if they've got that Tour of Italy special going on at Olive Garden, all bets are off...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a pretty open book - just ask
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm looking for somone who is insatiably curious, quick witted, warm (personality wise and I guess physically as well as that would indicate you are alive which is also a must have), attractive and a glutton for punishment. Not taking yourself (and my previous glutton comment) too seriously would be a plus. Probably better if you're under 6 foot, particularly if you love wearing heals, but if you can dunk then all other preferences should be ignored and I'll be insanely jealous of your dunking ability