I am going to keep it modest here ;-)
I am high energy, sarcastic and educated with IQ in top 2%. I am fit and social. I have never been mug shot by a law enforcement official. I have 800+ credit score and I am not on any prescription medications. My blood pressure is normal and my tongue is loose (yeah, that too but I was talking about the words that come out of my mouth).

Excellent career, fitness and health.

Doing anything with the help of Google and YouTube!

My tight ass (butt).

I read non-fiction, watch comedies or action movies, academy award winners, and movies with Rotten Tomatoes tomatometer rating of 80% or more. I don't actively watch TV shows but occasionally get sucked into watching random shit like Jersey Shore, Cops or Operation Repo. But I usually prefer to watch National Geographic, History, Science and Discovery Channels. Big Bang Theory is nice too. I usually eat healthy food with low sodium but go out once or twice a week and load up on delicious food wherever I end up going.
BTW, Sunday afternoons are made for football.

Eyes, Nose, Ears, Tongue, Arms, Legs, My Penis (OMG! Well, yeah! What good would I be without it?).

(If you were keeping a count, those are 7 things. I could have kept on going but decided to stop at the important one!)

Would you like to venture a guess?
Hint: I am a guy ;-)

Solving the world's problems one beer at a time at a happy hour.

I like sarcasm.

(I can also have deep conversations on many obscure topics.)

You can scream "YEEHAW!" in a grocery store check-out line. Try it, you underestimate yourself! :-)