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28 F Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Love all. Trust few. Do wrong to none. - W.S.

I'm at my best in 90s and a hoody, but can be spotted in stilettos and a pencil skirt from time to time. A jack of all trades, with tons of contradictory hobbies and interests. A bit hard to pin down at first, very easily distracted, but a ride or die to the core, dedicated to the end.

Make me laugh. Keep me entertained. Give me whiskey. Feed me good. Have me wrapped around your Lil finger.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doin' it, and doin' it... And doin' it wild!


Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at being unapologetically myself 100% of the time. What you see is what you get.

Sass. I've got tons of it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I seem to get a lot of comments on my teeth/smile combination. Go figure
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Pride & Prejudice. Wuthering Heights. Jane Eyre.

BioDome. The Departed. Grandma's Boy. The Last Samurai. Dazed & Confused. Waterboy.
I also have a weirdly awesome infatuation with Pauly Shore and Adam Sandler. Go figure.

Dexter. Californication. Shameless. MadMen. Downton Abbey.

Fave Pandora/Spotify stations: Diplo, Major Lazer, Sam Smith, Sam Cooke, Collie Buddz, The Roots, Disclosure, The Weeknd, Frank Ocean, Bill Withers, Damian Marley, Etta James, Miss Lauryn Hill, Ray Charles, Ed Sheeran, John Legend, 2pac, Aaliyah, Bob Marley, Citizen Cope, Jessie Ware, Robin Thicke, Rebelution... just to name a few.
One of my fave activities would be rolling up and going to a live show, outdoors would be even better. Heaven.

Salted Caramel everything. All day, erryday.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food 🍑
Jameson 🍹
Black Liquid Eyeliner
Physical contact 💏
Bomb Bud 🌳
SunShine ☀

Everything else is just noise.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why can't people meet organically anymore?

Who wants to light up?

How can I get more meat with my meal?

Why do people hashtag any/everything they can? Just stop it.

What's next?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Basically anything, but it's always far from basic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Yes, I squat.

Yes, I'm the big spoon.

Yes, I am a unicorn.
You should message me if
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You're up for the challenge bcus I prob won't message you first.

Or if you think you are my Mr. Rochester

Sometimes I respond, sometimes I don't. I'm a fickle creature. Try to catch me on a good day.