Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Am I single because I have short hair????
So...I am HORRIBLE at writing these things! I have found that I am
much better understood through actual conversation, but I'll give
this a shot.
My name is Kelli. Mother of one, lover of all things magical and
believer in fairies. OK, so I'm a huge geek. I am 40 years old and
I still love Star Wars, comic books and those short dudes with
furry feet. I'm hoping to meet someone similar. I was an art
student and enjoy keeping my hands and mind busy with
Let me stop here for a short disclaimer. ***If you are married,
looking for a hook-up, a drug user or simply looking for "a good
time", you are reading the wrong girl's profile.***
Now, where was I? Oh yes, about me. Well, I'm not perfect, but who
is? I have been single for a little while now and I am looking for
something that could lead to, well something serious. I am really
beginning to miss having someone in my life to share all the fun
stuff with. I like movies, music, reading, creating, talking,
laughing, dancing...and most recently running! Just ran my first
5k. Getting back in shape is actually turning out to be fun! So,
I'm not a toothpick girl, but I'm not Jabba either. I WAS a very
tiny person who had a baby and got divorced and got depressed and
gave up. I AM currently an average sized person who is happy, with
a 12 year old and a new outlook on getting healthy! Come run with
I guess if you are a sweet, super geek who loves Ren Fest and
Comicon then message me. If you're interested in anything that I
had to say and are just a sweet regular ole' guy who likes to run,
message me! I am picky about personality, not your level of
nerdiness. That said, I'm ready to play Risk!
Oh...and if you get all the way to the end and you decide not to
message me, let me know why. Feedback is always a good thing. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for the City of Charlotte as an Administrative Assistant to
the managers of Financial Services and Financial Reporting. Not
what I went to school for, but a good job. I am active in Girl
Scouting. I can build a fire, cook over it and pitch a tent.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying the right thing at the wrong times.....think about it. I'm
good at being myself. I'm really good at having fun.....yep.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes? They are quite green.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lost...from the first episode to the last....epic television. The
Big Bang Theory in it's earlier days. Duck Dynasty is stupid but
makes me laugh. MST3K......YES! The Hobbit was and is a great read,
as is the trilogy that follows it. The movies weren't half bad
either. I will read just about anything except for a romance novel.
I love Shakespeare and Mythology. I'll try any kind of food but am
partial to cupcakes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughters. Human, feline and canine.
Art supplies and found things.
Free will, oxygen, water, shelter etc...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is my hair too short? Should I buy regular milk or almond milk? I
spend a lot of time thinking about a lot of things....it is a
blessing and a curse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my daughter, watching How to Train Your Dragon and
eating popcorn. When she's with her dad....I go out with friends or
stay in and build something, draw something or watch something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I stole a pair of snoopy sunglasses when I was 3.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like to laugh, cuddle, do stupid stuff for no good reason.
If you want someone who is real. I don't do fake....fake is a big
fat waste of time.
Who are you looking for?
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