True, I'm a little on the short side. But if that matters more to you than who I am or the contents of my head and heart then you're a superficial bitch, and I've got better things to do with my time than worry about whether or not you're interested. Take your fake ass Valley attitude and chase some dumb shit little-dicked (but tall) douchenozzle with a lifted pickup or a tattoo collection and a room temperature IQ -- he'll treat you like shit and you'll love it, because that's exactly what you are.
Pro and college sports are trivial, time and money wasting endeavors designed to enthrall the sheep and keep them from realizing their lives are actually devoid of any real meaning. Besides, if you don't risk death doing it, it's not really a sport, just a kid's game writ large.
I trust science over faith. I will go where the evidence leads, and I don't really care whether it's comfortable (for you) or not. The great thing about facts is that they are provably true whether you want to believe them or not.
I'm a veteran and inveterate government hater. I distrust the police as an institution and I've got absolutely zero patience for people who think that just because someone wears a uniform they're some kind of damn hero. It irritates me when people find out I'm a vet and they 'thank me' for my service. I would gladly trade all of the empty platitudes, the 'prayers', and the goddamned yellow ribbons for exactly what they are worth -- NOTHING. Donate to Wounded Warrior, gratitude fuck a combat vet with PTSD, maybe buy one a beer or three. But stop with the fake gratitude and child-like, weak kneed phony patriotism.
Pro-gun, with limitations. Pro-choice. Pro-gay marriage. Pro-legalization. Pro-live and let live. Pro-freedom and personal responsibility. Pro-education.
I think Doug Stanhope might be the Messiah.
Somebody really, really ought to put some chlorine in the gene pool. There's too much stupid in this country, and has been for about three decades now. The jungles of Belize look more and more appealing to me almost every day.